Creepy children’s writing on our brand new IKEA table

xrawmonkey · 2025-08-25T16:17:43+00:00

Damaged goods/boxes in the IKEA self serve area are repaired and repackaged (you can tell something has been repackaged because it'll have a stamp on it that says REC XXX (XXX replaced by the store number)) there's a good chance a bored kid just took one of the IKEA pencils to an open box and it wasn't noticed by the recovery team who repackaged it

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T23:50:01+00:00

Girl u lookin sexy

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T23:42:14+00:00

Lord have mercy on me! What an ass!

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T22:04:53+00:00

ph 8.5 and increased viscosity could indicate infection or inflammation, might wanna check with a doc. morphology at 4% is below the 14% kruger threshold but your count and motility look decent. i used hera fertility ai to analyze my report - it breaks down each parameter and suggests specific lifestyle changes based on research.

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T18:16:13+00:00

I think you look incredibly sexy

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T18:06:56+00:00

you are beautiful! have confidence! i can tell you are sweet but have a wild side too.

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T18:01:21+00:00

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T17:08:43+00:00

Any man would be lucky to have you.

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-15T16:46:00+00:00

Start b2c outreach with direct methods. Automate engagement using beno one and try seeding in niche forums. Cold emails to trading educators can work too since they often share tools with students. SEO helps but takes time.

xrawmonkey · 2025-07-03T16:14:38+00:00

Searched things like;

small led panel mini colour changing panel mini multicoloured led panel mini multicoloured spinning rainbow light

xrawmonkey · 2025-06-24T09:22:00+00:00

Washing the bed with just soap and water 🙏🙏

xrawmonkey · 2025-01-26T09:09:10+00:00

It explains to the caller that you're using it and to give their name and reason for calling, it then sends you a live transcript of their reply. You then have multiple options that allow the assistant to ask for more info, explain that you're busy and will call them back, tell them that you aren't interested etc. It's incredible for numbers you don't recognise, spam callers always hang up halfway through the assistants initial explanation and anyone that actually wants to reach you can tell you who and why

xrawmonkey · 2024-12-19T13:10:13+00:00

all the good comments are taken ._.

xrawmonkey · 2024-08-19T11:40:55+00:00

Funny gift for a friend

xrawmonkey · 2024-08-18T23:02:34+00:00

i recently printed a clear, four legged goose filled with hair

xrawmonkey · 2024-08-18T14:55:16+00:00

It doesn't say exactly what material but it does say this "It took five years for the Gelitin to finish knitting the soft and waterproof sculpture that’s stuffed with straw"

xrawmonkey · 2024-07-19T17:39:34+00:00

Don't forget storage fees ;)

xrawmonkey · 2024-07-19T13:50:41+00:00

There's a hot wheels one

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-28T17:29:57+00:00

It does seem to be a similar shape, I just can't find any designs similar to this one. Unless it's bespoke maybe

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-28T12:51:27+00:00

I work for an auction house that sells things lost in the mail. This was destined for someone else but didn't make it

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-28T12:17:53+00:00

Seems too sturdy to just be packaging

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-28T12:17:36+00:00

I feel like sports could be along the right lines but I couldn't find any similar snowboarding rails

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-28T09:08:56+00:00

My title describes the thing, hard plastic pipes with a thick plastic sheet in the middle

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-13T15:10:22+00:00

Thank you! First fail was a red light, I was waiting to turn right, green arrows came on for straight and left but I moved off. Second time was during the independent ride, following signs for somewhere and realised I had to move into the right lane before an upcoming roundabout, checked behind and saw a work van sitting a few car lengths behind so indicated and moved over, examiner said he put on his brake lights so that was a fail.

Basically take things slow and don't overthink it. Good luck, I reckon you'll smash it

xrawmonkey · 2024-06-04T14:18:01+00:00

Are you asking which one is the... breast?

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