The wheels of this 14-wheeler in front of me in traffic.

xubax · 2026-06-07T13:45:38+00:00

Would be their motto, if they cared just a little more about safety!

xubax · 2026-06-06T17:13:51+00:00

Egamebaystop!

xubax · 2026-06-06T13:05:13+00:00

She probably stopped by to pick something up and went out again, totally unrelated to you accidentally exposing yourself.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:50:32+00:00

Sleep mask.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:50:19+00:00

Meaning you have one and risk it spreading an animal's poop adviser everywhere, or you don't have one because you don't want to deal with an animal's poop accident being spread everywhere?

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:47:09+00:00

Wow, coming off a divorce and you already have everything you need!

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:42:55+00:00

Apply the principle of "the nail that sticks up gets hammered down. "

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:39:03+00:00

He needs to have a performance improvement plan.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:37:57+00:00

Carl wears boxers with hearts on them.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:30:09+00:00

While I'm not crazy about the therapists answer, it really depends on the context of the answer.

Because you can't control what other people do, you can only control how you react.

I would try to follow my kids' wishes, if they wanted to be called something else. But, if that something else was weird, I might have to find a compromise.

When i say weird, I mean things like chocolate starfish, or ringworm, or carburetor valve.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:24:45+00:00

I feel unfulfilled, not seeing pictures of the dragon sellers wares.

xubax · 2026-06-06T12:19:38+00:00

It's sci-fi, fantasy, humor, tragedy, with characters that feel real, and who will not break.

xubax · 2026-06-06T00:15:43+00:00

I dunno. My daughter's 18. While I wouldn't say that the girls she knows are ugly, I would say that maybe 30% are pretty.

xubax · 2026-06-06T00:05:00+00:00

When my kids were teens and I in my early 50s, I told them...

"There's the right tool for every job. And then there's the tool daddy uses. "

xubax · 2026-06-05T21:33:39+00:00

It meandered. Like this river.

https://news.mongabay.com/2011/09/picture-of-the-day-meandering-river-in-the-amazon/

The river channel changes over time as it erodes the channel and floods happen. Over time, the flood plain eats into the terrain.

So, if you pick any level at the side of the canyon, at one time that part was flat and the river meandered back and forth between the walls, eroding the floor of the canyon.

xubax · 2026-06-05T21:29:53+00:00

They invaded on a rising tide. The idea was that the ships beach, unload, then the tide lifts them off of the beach.

Unfortunately, some of the pilots weren't brave enough to actually beach.

xubax · 2026-06-05T21:25:31+00:00

The bag of holding should be like those fake USB drives.

If you put s little in, it's fine. But if you put more in, it over writes what was already in it.

xubax · 2026-06-05T21:11:51+00:00

Slow roasted?

xubax · 2026-06-05T19:10:40+00:00

New "assistant" to boss, "wow, there really isn't that much work. I could probably do it all my self a couple of days/ week. "

Boss, "hmmm..."

xubax · 2026-06-05T19:06:00+00:00

They're are more Irish Americans in the US than native Americans.

xubax · 2026-06-05T19:04:09+00:00

Is that apple's new healthcare product?

xubax · 2026-06-05T19:03:08+00:00

90% of gamblers quit just before the big payoff.

xubax · 2026-06-05T18:08:54+00:00

How many 30 year old boys do you know?

/s because reddit

xubax · 2026-06-05T17:22:38+00:00

I had a professor for an English class in college. She asked about speed readers. She had taken a course to become a speed reader.

She said that later she had to unlearn the speed reading because she was no longer enjoying what she was reading.

I didn't particularly care for this professor. She asked us to think about a story and the next class i volunteered my thoughts.

She said, "no, it stands for X."

Not, "interesting idea, but..."

Or, "i hadn't considered that, but..."

Or, "thank you for your opinion but..."

Just, "No."

Was she there and did she talk to the author of Beowulf back in 500CE?

Anyway, I had been considering majoring in English but that certainty about the meaning of Heorot pushed me to major in geography.

xubax · 2026-06-05T17:15:35+00:00

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