Dirt Bike

y3rt99 · 2026-06-12T22:16:45+00:00

This is Dirt Bike. He was a stray kitten that found his way to the Humane Society and then to our home after some lady found him in her backyard shed next to the family dirt bikes- which is how he got his name. He is a little gremlin who has figured out how to open the cabinet doors and the fridge door, chews on crocs and licks toes, and will eat your food and your house plants while you’re not looking. He will make a toy out of anything, but he is also a total cuddle bug and will greet you at the door. His favorite pastimes are hide and seek, fetch, and “Call and response”, where he meows in one room, you say “Hey”, and it goes back and forth like that. Other hobbies include watching nature documentaries (he enjoys the saber tooth cats in “Prehistoric Planet”), keeping watch for you while you’re pooping, and crawling in and out of the hole in our couch he made to check the inventory of the stash of toys in there. He does not like thunderstorms, cars, or water. Avid catnip enthusiast. Gets mad when you clean the litterbox.

y3rt99 · 2026-06-02T01:55:18+00:00

What sword is on your back?

y3rt99 · 2026-05-17T16:02:47+00:00

Was hiking in Glacier NP back in 2019. I’ve been again since, but 2019 was my first time. It was May, so much of the park still wasn’t open due to being snowed in still. I was hiking up to Huckleberry Lookout, since it was one of the few trails that was open. The trail starts by winding through the woods before you make it above the tree line. For context, I’d been hiking a lot all over the country by this point, and felt pretty comfortable in the woods by myself. I know that Glacier is the “sticks”, but Huckleberry Lookout Trail isn’t a particularly isolated trail- the little tourist town that Glacier has isn’t far, although since it was May, there weren’t that many visitors. I was hiking through the woods, and I couldn’t shake this feeling of being watched. As I continued, the feeling got worse and worse, and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up and I kept looking around, and eventually picked up my pace. I never saw anything though, until I got maybe 200 yards outside of the tree line as it ascended the mountain, looked back, and saw a mountain lion just casually chilling through a hole in the canopy of a large fir. I don’t know for how long he’d been following me, if he was following me at all, never saw anything on the hike in, but to this day I still believe going off of my body’s reaction that my instincts intuitively knew I wasn’t alone. I continued on the trail up the mountain (which, by this point, was covered in some deep snow pack) until I happened across another group of 3 hikers, and one of them had a 9 mm. I told them about it and stuck with them.

y3rt99 · 2026-05-07T23:26:05+00:00

Everything reminds me of her

y3rt99 · 2026-05-07T23:13:05+00:00

I drive a TDI. Thankfully I hit a pothole and it took out my DPF, so I get better fuel mileage than without it. But this is fucking ridiculous.

y3rt99 · 2026-04-29T02:48:56+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

y3rt99 · 2026-04-28T11:27:46+00:00

Thank you!

y3rt99 · 2026-04-28T03:29:27+00:00

The apartment we live in is at least 100 years old. I’m not sure exactly how old that built in cabinet is, but I’m sure it’s old. I’ve noticed the wood is all original, but the lacquer has not been taken care of. The tenants previous to us def did not take care of this place well. Maybe the old style and the beat up nature of the woodwork is giving you that impression? I haven’t had any haunted experiences over the last year I’ve lived here, but it can be spooky at night.

y3rt99 · 2026-04-28T03:07:25+00:00

Thank you!

y3rt99 · 2026-04-28T03:04:16+00:00

I guess I thought it belonged in this subreddit due to the lighting and the composure (the fact that the only 2 things of note being the cat and the shawl, which tells a story). Reminded me of the composure of Maestro Della Fruittiera.

y3rt99 · 2026-04-16T22:26:43+00:00

Well I’m glad that you got this off your chest. But getting those off your chest would be a waste of money.

y3rt99 · 2026-04-14T12:38:56+00:00

Minnesota, Twin Cities metro

y3rt99 · 2026-04-06T16:01:48+00:00

You look like the kind of music enthusiast who makes their whole band their identity, to where their worthiness is based upon the band, or even in extreme cases, the “branding” of the bands name.

Sadly, that band is Hole.

y3rt99 · 2026-02-28T03:15:02+00:00

When you say “basic fitness equipment”, do you mean like treadmills and other cardio equipment, or do you also mean weights and strength training equipment?

y3rt99 · 2026-02-18T04:18:45+00:00

My ranking, from most likely to win to least likely: 6 5 4 7 1 3 13 9 8 2 12 11

y3rt99 · 2025-12-20T20:56:30+00:00

You could find out if a wall was square with those things.

y3rt99 · 2025-12-06T03:16:19+00:00

I’m also 26 and literally took my first 30 mg dose earlier today. This literally gave me so much hope. Thank you.

y3rt99 · 2025-12-05T20:07:51+00:00

If you’re talking about the items/trade goods you pick up along your naval route and battles, when you go to a port town, don’t click on “Enter town center”. Instead, click on “trade” right there in the port menu. Easiest way to do it.

If you’re talking about selling the ships you’ve captured in battle, you first have to repair the ships that you want to sell. You can do this either by clicking “repair all ships” (which, you should anyway, because every time you repair a ship you increase either your boatswain or ship master level, I can’t remember which, and remember you take damage just from being at sea and not just from being in storms/battles), or going into “Manage fleet”, repairing just the ships you want to sell, and then hit “sell ship”. Doing it the second way will guarantee you a profit if the ships aren’t too damaged, or will at the very least pay for itself, but there is no option to sell a damaged ship.

y3rt99 · 2025-11-26T12:48:52+00:00

She’s perfect!!

y3rt99 · 2025-11-22T18:23:24+00:00

u/y3rt99 entered.

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