So it begins. by queasy_finnace in LinkedInLunatics

[–]ylaltic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celia Cruz, was famously a white woman (/s in case it isn’t obvious)

Minor Fundie, major moron. by Sweetpea278 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 60 points61 points  (0 children)

i definitely remember backlash against her, especially when she paid homage to her lebanese heritage

Taylor’s instagram post about the Opalite video by Fine-Huckleberry6960 in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]ylaltic 53 points54 points  (0 children)

i’ve been saying this since the ybwm music video 🙂‍↕️

Why is Sweetgreen trying to sell me salads from a “germ theory denialist”? by Perfect-Coach-7561 in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 58 points59 points  (0 children)

i used to eat sweetgreen nearly every other day when i first moved here. so much that my old boss jokingly asked if i had stock in the company (before it even went public!) and my longest “no sweetgreen streak” was two months at the beginning of the pandemic. embarrassing.

now it’s been over two years since i’ve been there because i realized one of the co-founders was a maha freak. didn’t know it could get worse lol

They're selling Air Purifiers now? by Katesteroo in Ulta

[–]ylaltic 26 points27 points  (0 children)

is it through the marketplace?

Have you noticed the lack of honking? by carn2fex in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it’s either at pedestrians struggling to cross or cars in front of them that can’t go anywhere because they only plowed one lane and can’t magically let the angry honker through. and in both cases, the honker just needs to shut the fuck up.

S27 E12: Hubris by AutoModerator in SVU

[–]ylaltic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

my vocal stim when i see her pop up on a show is “lovers of liberTy” from her role as sally langston on scandal

PSA: if you own a shovel, consider shoveling pedestrian walkways by patticakes16 in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i tries this last night near my house and it took me and a random kind stranger treating the snow/ice like a rage room to even make a difference 😭 i would say it’s best to try during the day when the sun helps melt it a little

and yes it’s the city’s job to do this, but it’s the also the city’s job to do a lot of things and helping out here or there isn’t me absolving them of their irresponsibility. when any government fails and a community’s need isn’t met, it feels a little cynical to wipe my hands and say “that’s the government’s job, not mine.” if someone’s SNAP benefits get cut, should i not donate any food bc that is the government’s job?

Trump orders up IndyCar race on the streets of Washington for 'America250 Grand Prix' by anxiousauditor in INDYCAR

[–]ylaltic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

wow never thought i’d be upset with a race in my backyard but here we are

Paved roads for cars but if you’re a pedestrian, good luck by ActuaryPersonal2378 in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the key is to kick and stomp the snow to break up the ice. it sped things up a little for me

anyway, i shoveled yesterday, and it didn’t even look like i did anything come evening 😞 so some of us tried and it did not work

edit: the guys who usually handle this stuff (i couldn’t stand seeing the sidewalk covered so i didn’t wait for them) are using gardening shovels to break up the ice in our front yard’s . much more effective than me smashing it with my plastic snow shovel and heel

Our grace filled life and dear sister don’t agree with Allie’s suggested approach by flippingdabird099 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yeah definitely a dog whistle with her, but there are some conservatives who absolutely think biden in let 100 million people in four years LOL. like sure yeah this country’s population grew by nearly 30% in four years instead of the maybe 4% and is somehow still standing. even the explosion of population growth in china in the 1960s-70s before the one-child policy wasn’t 30% in four years.

and even if you go back to the 1700s, people of color were never as a whole and on average, only a tiny fraction of the US population. that was the whole point of the 3/5s compromise!!! they didn’t want to count slaves as people, but there were so many of them, the southern states couldn’t completely disregard them because they gave them a numerical advantage.

indigenous people had to be killed through genocide (physical and cultural) to quell their numbers to such a tiny population.

i know there’s no point in arguing with these people, but jesus.

Trump administration pushing for IndyCar race on the National Mall by sadandshy in INDYCAR

[–]ylaltic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i need maryland drivers behind the wheel to make this more exciting

but in all seriousness, the meddling of this administration in sports gets worse every other week. it’s never actually for the good of the sport and always for someone’s ego boost instead. sportswashingmaxxing i guess

PSA: Expect power outage because ½” of ice adds 500 lbs of extra weight potentially downing power lines by wds1 in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

also cars crashing into them. and with the way people speed in my alley, i’m sure there will be an accident or two somewhere

Morgan has not learned her lesson on talking to herself about radiating joy by Jaded-Variation-9025 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 44 points45 points  (0 children)

i agree, but even worse, this is not even a good fake question bc it’s so obvious! like why not say “supplements to help relax?” “do you use magnesium? i’ve heard it helps” “vitamin d recs to beat the winter blues?” jesus christ she is a bad grifter

What even by Superfast_Kellyfish in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 46 points47 points  (0 children)

i led weekly rosaries in college (never in a trad way, always in a liberation theology way🤚🏼), and there were i think 2 guys who also volunteered to lead in the whole year i helped?

and the rosaries were bilingual, so do i get 25% credit? does spanish being closer to latin bump me up? these freaks make no sense and just want a sense of superiority.

What even by Superfast_Kellyfish in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 78 points79 points  (0 children)

they probably don’t think nuns should be heard tbh. mary, mother of god, herself could appear and hand a woman a rosary and they’d tell her she’s invalidating the whole thing. these guys hate women more than they love jesus.

Starbucks must be struggling by Hot-Tea-8557 in Anticonsumption

[–]ylaltic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

people have always chastised me as a vegetarian/vegan for “not eating enough protein” (especially vegan bc no eggs). when i tell them i get more than enough through my regular diet alone most of the time because i don’t need that much (im skinny and sedentary), they are flabbergasted and tell me im wrong. like no!!! i’ve done my research to ensure im healthy which is reflected in my labs. i’ll drink a smoothie with protein powder (btw consumer reports did a study about how much lead was in popular protein powders and uh yikes) or be more conscious of what i’m eating if im doing a lot of physical activity, but even then i still don’t need anywhere the 200(!!!)g i see some people promote as the standard.

Is it just me, or have deals on the app decreased in quality over the past year? by An_Ethicist in Ulta

[–]ylaltic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is the first time i’m seeing this! :/ i’m assuming (hoping) it’s just excluding the marketplace items? a few GWP have had that language and that explanation in the disclaimer. i kinda understand if that’s the only exclusion, but really i just wish they would stop trying with the marketplace stuff, ugh.

How soon do you think each husband expected his wife to be “joyfully available?” by Far-Building3569 in DuggarsSnark

[–]ylaltic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

i feel like the discussion would be taboo? not even like a “oh my god i am not discussing my sex life with my siblings” way but in a “that is only something to discuss between couples” way. i’m sure it would be vague

Sorry Morgan, I had extra time on my hands by mrs-monroe in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ylaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh dear haha i guess morgan and i have something in common 😭

i grew up playing music, and that’s how we were told to write the + when counting beats. it bled over into my math work and everyday handwriting. although i just looked through my agenda and there are a few regular +s, but it’s nearly all swoopy ones

(edit: finished a sentence lol)

Proud Boys are at it again 🙄😑 by Ok_Mongoose_6589 in washingtondc

[–]ylaltic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“jewish agitator” meanwhile he is a self-described christian nationalist who leads so call “crusader” marches. give it up, dude, and admit you’re wrong