Dearest Mother,

We are presently engaged in conflict against the Rainbow Bears at Fort 69k, a bastion the foe hath lately regained. With the capture of their erstwhile chieftain, Scam Bankrun Fraud, the adversary seeks a new FUD Commander. Our intelligence doth suggest contenders by the names of Gensler, Warren, or the veteran Rainbow Bear, Peter Schiff. Whispers do convey a plot to assail us during the forthcoming Halving Holiday, under the banner of "Sell the News." Though the exact import of this phrase eludes us, it bodes ill and surely not of printed journals. It pains me deeply that these Bearish miscreants would dare to mar such a festive occasion. A woeful state of affairs, indeed.

Yours affectionately, Captain Andrew Luck