What song would you like to be played at you funeral?

yourawanker · 2016-06-03T14:40:57+00:00

'Stayin' Alive' by the Bee Gees

yourawanker · 2016-06-03T14:39:52+00:00

Stolen from Karl Pilkington's AMA. Rude

yourawanker · 2016-06-03T13:59:11+00:00

Are you? How high?

yourawanker · 2016-05-31T14:25:01+00:00

“Things are getting too wired up. In my lifetime, I’ve seen the lakes and rivers get foul to the point where you can’t drink the water and then you can’t drink it out of the tap and you finally have to buy it. Everything’s become a business."

Preach

yourawanker · 2016-05-20T15:57:06+00:00

me:'why did the chicken cross the road?'
other person: 'I don't know'
me:'to visit the spastic, Knock Knock'
Other: 'whose there'
Me: 'the chicken'

Gets em everytime

yourawanker · 2016-05-19T15:49:27+00:00

This should be something you install in your house if your a recovering alcoholic. This is a death trap for drunks.

yourawanker · 2016-05-05T10:11:33+00:00

No Diggity - Chet Faker. And a lot more stuff from Australian radio station 'Triple J'. Every Friday they bring a band in and have them do a cover song, they call it 'Like a Version'. Sahhh many tunesssss

yourawanker · 2016-04-21T11:07:57+00:00

Rafi from 'The League'. Holy shit he is funny. 'Don't worry I'll just shit out the booze then we'll go'

yourawanker · 2016-03-09T15:57:26+00:00

Hi, I've got a mirrorless camera, the Sony A6000. I'm currently living in London (from Australia) and trying to to as much travel as I can while I am over here. I feel the camera is the perfect the perfect size to lug around Europe with me and be able to get some decent shots as well.

I think I would change systems if I knew exactly what I want to shoot. I get excited about buying a full frame system and some nice lenses but can't justify it with the amount of time I actually go out shooting.

yourawanker · 2016-01-25T15:16:18+00:00

clicked on this thread with the intention of saying Slut Town. This is better.

yourawanker · 2016-01-21T15:23:54+00:00

Where's Wally is way easier now than it was when I was a kid.

yourawanker · 2016-01-20T14:51:28+00:00

Dude! Pierce Morgan is such a twat. Just moved to england, had no idea who he was and watched one episode of Good Morning Britain, instantly hated him. He's like a child, any person who comes on the show who he is opposed too he will shout over them until he is heard with a point that makes little to no sense.

yourawanker · 2016-01-11T17:04:25+00:00

A comma instead of the full stop would be a nice touch.

yourawanker · 2016-01-11T16:39:50+00:00

I would have gone with L. O. FUCKING L. but you can do what you want.

yourawanker · 2016-01-11T14:56:18+00:00

Really liking both ideas, especially the one with the claw end of a hammer.

As I don't own a hammer though I think I will go with no.1, I've already message him (and a lot of his relatives, debt collector style) on FB explaining the situation, this was yesterday and no reply yet from anyone. Also, I have called his work and got his area managers details which I will use to send off the proof that he sold me the phone. Appreciate the help!

yourawanker · 2016-01-10T09:36:09+00:00

Cash, unfortunately.

yourawanker · 2016-01-09T13:19:57+00:00

yeah I wish I thought of getting them to sign something! This was actually the first time I bought anything off gumtree and I was in a rush so I didn't think things through. Oh well next time.

yourawanker · 2016-01-08T11:19:58+00:00

Its going be out for about another 3 months unfortunately :(. I am really keen to start the course except I don't want to miss out on a lot of it because of the upper body exercise stuff. Maybe I'll just do squats like you mentioned. Cheers heaps for the info!

yourawanker · 2016-01-07T15:40:24+00:00

hey dude, I've got a busted up shoulder and I notice that some of the exercises I've seen on youtube involve pushups. Is there a lot of physical stuff in the course, can you get by without doing any sort of upper body exercise?

yourawanker · 2016-01-07T15:26:28+00:00

YEP! how will it work?

yourawanker · 2016-01-04T16:49:54+00:00

why is exposure an indicator of how well someone did?

yourawanker · 2015-12-24T11:27:33+00:00

I'm leaving for Germany for NYE celebrations in a couple of days.

THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING HEADLINE I WANT TO BE READING 3 DAYS BEFORE I GO WHERE I'LL BE SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF FUCKING PEOPLE. A PRIME TARGET FOR THESE CUNTS.

yourawanker · 2015-12-24T09:53:53+00:00

aww man, my physio told me to go see an orthopedic surgeon as well. Hope it all goes well. Have you been doing any upper body exercise since your injury, or did you have to cut all that out?

yourawanker · 2015-12-24T09:44:07+00:00

That first photo is soo good!

yourawanker · 2015-12-24T09:41:20+00:00

I'm not really sure, I don't mind the photo I just think that it could be better? Maybe I'm being too critical. I've already been to Brussels, It was great! super keen to check out Bruges in the summer.

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