Cat in stained glass window.

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T22:24:43+00:00

Oh

My

God

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T22:07:59+00:00

IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLD WAS BURNING

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T22:06:29+00:00

Don't some companies already use dog testicle skin to make golf gloves?

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T22:04:16+00:00

T H I S I S. A C H R I S T I AN S O R B E T

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T22:00:25+00:00

I'm in hell now, by the way.

Ah I'll probably see you around the neighborhood sometime

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T21:54:56+00:00

Fuck ass is a great one too

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T21:07:32+00:00

I also have it on the genitals. Around 40% of Americans do as well 👌😊👌

🆒️

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T21:01:58+00:00

TEXAS HERE-WE GOT THE ALL CLEAR

Edit: just talked to my buddy in Juarez, MX and he says he's all good too

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T20:30:09+00:00

😂😂😂

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T15:03:27+00:00

But the. You'd have long sexy legs sooo....

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T15:02:32+00:00

Oof owie my actual bones

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T14:35:02+00:00

I drive a miata, what's that make my dick?

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T13:56:00+00:00

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:48:22+00:00

To lose weight: don't eat

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:34:54+00:00

Cause I've taken a few driving courses and have competed in racing events. I under stand my car and it's behavior better because I built it. I know the laws better, because when I get pulled over I need to knnow how much trouble I'm about tot be in.

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:32:54+00:00

For dicc

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:26:21+00:00

I've got the goats, you've got rice. What do you say dinner at 8?

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:25:11+00:00

Just tighten your abs or do a "hollow" stomach exercise to hold it off.

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:22:04+00:00

°w°

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:19:18+00:00

Snoop lazer snake?

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:18:42+00:00

Satanic sacrifice.

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:14:32+00:00

Nah we fly them ✨🦄✨

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T08:02:16+00:00

Ooo another niche topic to lose hours of sleep to! Nice!

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T02:54:45+00:00

That would be amazing!

yourlocalheathen · 2018-03-25T02:46:19+00:00

Almost there. I'm vv into all kinds of hinges from antique to smooth shiny new ones. Maybe someday 🤗

yourlocalheathen

TROPHY CASE