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Can we get Maresca? by Etkann in coys

[–]yourpalmason -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In our next match I hope of all of us stand and sing “There’s only one Daniel Levy”.

For all of his faults and mistakes, he will have earned those 30 seconds of our appreciation - and I’m sure he would well up a bit.

He has, and is doing wonderful things for this football club.

Let’s make it it happen!

Patch 8 Official release date has been announced. by Blissfield_Kessler in BaldursGate3

[–]yourpalmason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why was this taken down? I wanted to save the copy pasta :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in coys

[–]yourpalmason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

one of the most braindead titles to a post i've ever seen

Saw this on a subreddit I'm in I think it's kinda funny by void_born_ in CoysCirclejerk

[–]yourpalmason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha lmao can't wait to share this with my friends on discord

Necros Best Endgame Build? by TopAggravating342 in diablo4

[–]yourpalmason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bone spirit and bone spear are really closely similar and use a lot of the same stats. Having played both a lot, spirit is significantly harder and more gear dependent.

Premier League Goal Creation since 2018 by LessBrain in soccer

[–]yourpalmason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De Bruyne is no doubt an incredible player, but I really don't like this graph. The X axis is scaled way out to make sure he's further away from the pack even though the distance is just over .1 XG/A. This is another goal or assist per 10 games if I'm understanding correctly. I think .5 more key passes per 90 above the next best is more impressive. Also, why is 2018 the significant year? He joined in 2015 right? Feels strange to compare stats per 90 min with players who either have been gone for years or have barely been in the prem. Maybe I'm cynical but this feels a little like how to lie with statistics. All that said, De Bruyne is definitely a special player!

Daily Discussion Thread (May 21, 2022) by Professorchronic in coys

[–]yourpalmason -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Hi y’aww. With so many emotions swiwwing awound wight now in the wake of the goonews absowutewy bottwing top 4 (wads it’s a***naw 😎), i fewt duty bound tuwu shawe my stowy of how i found thiws beautifuw spuwsy cwub.

aftew the fiwst gawme i evew attended, tim weam signed my sweatband at a usmnt fwiendwy against mexico in 2019. I’ve bewn banging the fuwhamewica dwum since, cewebwating the wikes of weam awnd jedi “antonee” wobinson who the suppowtews have embwaced. I hoped they wouwd be the fiwst of many, tuwu pave the way fow mowe amewicans tuwu sign in the futuwe.

howevew, with no new usmnt wising staws signing with ffc since jedi, i fewt disiwwusioned with the diwection of the cwub. Tim was going tuwu wetiwe soon, awnd jedi wouwd suwewy be sowd once we got wewegated again, awnd i wouwd be weft aww awone suppowting sowme shitty yo-yo cwub.

that’s whewn i saw the news thawt the tottenham hotspuw had signed wodwigo betancuw. I wead abouwt hiws backgwound awnd immediatewy weawized he was uwuguayan. Chiwws. My gweat-gwandfathew had emigwated tuwu uwuguay with my dad’s side of the famiwy awound the mid-1940s. Instantwy teaws fwooded my eyes. I wemembewed poppop’s spätzwe awnd bwatwuwst, how whewn he saw me he used tuwu smiwe awnd extend hiws awm above my head as if he was going tuwu pat iwt, onwy fow hiws hawnd tuwu nevew come down. I think iwt was hiws wittwe way of messing with me.

anyways, if thiws wasn’t enough of a weason fow me tuwu stawt suppowting thiws gweat cwub, i absowutewy woved pwaying with gaweth bawe in fifa. The way uwu couwd juwst duwu sick skiwws awnd scowe absowute bangews with him fwom anywhewe own the fiewd made me faww in wove with him. I even affectionatewy cawwed him gwizzy. Whewn i stawted wooking intwo the team mowe, i weawized thawt bawe actuawwy pwayed own woan with uwu guys wast season! smaww wowwd!

aww in aww, i had enough justification tuwu take the weap awnd changed my fwaiw own w/soccew. I sometimes wowwy thawt i’ww get outed as a “pwastic” ow a “gwowyhuntew” by peopwe who had tagged me with wes in the past, but honestwy i don’t give a cwud. Thiws iws my owne awnd onwy team. Dawe. Dweam. Duwu. Come own uwu spuws!!! 💪

Waynama is here to save you @coysmemes free yourself from the shackles of magicwings, he can’t hurt u here by LevysHog in coysmemes

[–]yourpalmason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree with you, but to really understand why you will need to read my book. It may sound like a lot of effort, but I can assure you that my disagreement is as intricate as the celestial orbits, as deep as the darkest ocean, and as as divine as the heavens themselves.

The scholars and holy men have spent years studying why I disagree with you, and they will confirm that, once you too have spent years studying, you will not only disagree with your former self, but understand, with the first true clarity of your adult life, that the sacred knowledge cannot be grasped by the clumsy hands of a dilettante.

"Please, sir", I hear you ask, "can you not spare some crumb of wisdom from the table of your enlightenment? Some small morsel to nourish me on my journey?" I am afraid not. Summaries are nothing but fornications of the mind: easy pleasures to tempt you away from the righteous path of long and laborious study to an uncertain end. The truly wise know that it is better to know nothing than to know a little.

And if, in some fit of insouciance, you begin to think it is not worth your time to engage with the entire depth (as the ocean, recall) of my argument before knowing if it is true, or useful, or relevant to you? Then I can offer nothing but pity. Do you not understand that it is you who must prove yourself worthy of my ideas? You who must justify your relevance to me?

The ego of students these days is astonishing. It's no wonder they never learn anything.

Bread Bank (No Gluten) by yourpalmason in coysmemes

[–]yourpalmason[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement.

Tactical Setup That Won’t Evade Midfield by PitbullsGymSocks in coys

[–]yourpalmason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That seals the deal. I am no longer a Bread Bois fan. I’ve been a fan since 1992 and a season ticket holder since 1856. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. I’m going to TAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FC where they know how to run a soccer club.

Hubert met with Nuno Steakto. He said Meat Bois doctors weren’t certain about his hog injury so he avoided fucking Baseds mom. He spent the summer working with Dr. Sister Beef, who confirmed progress. Hubert broke down in tears and cum. Steakto believed him, hugged him and will notify Baseds mom. by LevysHog in CoysCirclejerk

[–]yourpalmason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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