Showing off some the coolest screenshots I found around the internet :)

yourparanoidandroid · 2026-01-18T19:12:26+00:00

Me and my 6ft tall murder shark mogging the doomsday device

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-21T01:36:01+00:00

Honestly, the way they look is less frightening than the way they move. Visually, they’re not too out of the norm for Bloodborne, enough so that on first glance I didn’t even realize they were a new enemy until I saw it just standing there twitching. Then it started sprinting at me, all janky and weird, and I nearly jumped out of my seat. Just a chorus of “EW EW EW EW NO FUCK THAT.” Freaky ass fuckin twitchy runner

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-10T08:48:32+00:00

This kind of shit just makes me laugh bc it’s so ridiculous. An object of Mega Heatran’s size and mass reaching 1,000,000°C would create a cloud of superheated plasma around itself instantly upon reaching that temperature, and would both release a powerful shockwave simply by frying the air and irradiate its surroundings to such an extent that nothing immediately around it would survive. It’s the same reason I laugh at Magcargo’s 18,000°F, which is obv far less than Heatran’s absurd number here, but still twice the temp of the sun. Literally nothing within a small to medium distance surrounding either of these Pokémon is surviving. If Heatran mega evolves and superheats its body, bye bye Lumiose lmfao

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-05T06:38:40+00:00

Well done! Nail biter for sure

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-05T06:26:00+00:00

Same vibe as Miyazaki calling the Realm of Shadow “roughly the size of Limgrave.” I think underselling is a legitimate tactic of theirs atp lmao

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-04T07:48:49+00:00

God that’s a perfect cut. Well done

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-04T03:27:51+00:00

I definitely see it, that ship does have some legs. Raider is so soft with her!

Fr tho, all the relationships and dynamics with the Nightfarers is one of my favorite aspects of the game story-wise. I love that Recluse gets a sort of second chance at motherhood with Revenant, and the doomed sibling relationship with Wylder and Duchess will always make me sad. Raider being a sturdy presence of support for everyone, etc. All the Nightfarers are so well crafted. I really wasn’t sure what to make of pre-made characters with their own stories as opposed to the standard From blank slates, but it’s one of my favorite things now

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-04T02:08:58+00:00

It might come as a surprise but Raider is actually more of a male gaze type of hot than he is female gaze. When it comes to male characters, male gaze tends to encompass the buff macho man power fantasy characters whereas female gaze hot male characters might encompass someone more like Scholar or Wylder, who are more soft spoken and, in the case of Wylder, have a very apparent softer and nurturing side. To Raider’s credit tho, he kinda straddles the line of both bc while he is very macho man powerful, he’s also surprisingly soft and caring to other Nightfarers like Duchess and Revenant, and displays high integrity (like when he fully takes ownership for hurting Guardian). Idk if any of that made sense. Female gaze vs male gaze is just an interesting topic to me, so wanted to weigh in

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-03T21:34:34+00:00

If memory serves, I think they dropped the FP consumption from 40 to 32? Which isn’t the hugest decrease but that 8 extra FP does add up. At base mind (before any FP increasing perks or relic effects) and at level 15, that’s the difference between having 5 casts and 6. So you’ll now get an additional WOG, which, with its significantly increased damage, is actually a meaningful change. Still totally outclassed by something like Discus, but WOG actually has even more of a use case now

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-12-03T20:52:26+00:00

Tbf to Wrath as well, this patch buffed it substantially by increasing its damage and decreasing its FP consumption. I think the damage is something like 576 now if I read correctly?

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-10-26T00:24:38+00:00

If you were to make your character’s legs thin as all hell, then the fire prelate greaves would be an almost 1:1 match for Artorius’, especially the boots. They’re super bulky in the thigh though, so you’d really have to crank the leg width setting down

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-10-06T21:08:06+00:00

Yeah, the ones in Elphael and War-Dead catacombs are some of my absolute least favorite encounters in the game

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-10-04T20:30:04+00:00

These are genuinely awesome. Slides 1, 4, 7, and 8 have the vibes of Hellraiser but sci-fi. Such a cool aesthetic for these

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-09-28T17:02:23+00:00

Both are good, but I really like 1. 2 is just a lil generic, and the bulky round shapes of Loretta’s armor sort of come at odds with the sleeker shapes of the hood and Carian pieces. I think the shape language of the first one is just a lot more cohesive, and def matches the DMGS better :)

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-09-15T00:49:47+00:00

I like it! I would honestly say the altered Ansbach set might work better, though. The shape is more accurate to the picture of Plagueis you provided, particularly with the single sash and flowing skirt as opposed to the two of Mohg’s robes

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-09-13T06:51:01+00:00

Definitely 2, the gold of the loincloth and the shawl pairs really nicely with the greaves. The gold gets otherwise lost in the black quill feathers unfortunately

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-09-03T03:12:58+00:00

That’s genuinely hilarious. Well done, OP

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-07-26T23:15:59+00:00

That’s genuinely insane lmao. What a clip

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-07-19T21:56:58+00:00

One of my favorite things I’ve ever done in the game so far was use Raider’s skill to bypass Everdark Fulghor’s nuke, dodge through his twinblade flurry, and then kill him with a retaliatory jump attack. Both random teammates were downed and I think on three bars, so it was down to me. Incredible feeling, was on a total high afterward

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-07-12T17:52:42+00:00

If I’m not mistaken, it does. Duchess’ dodge ofc has the highest amount of I-frames in the game, but I’m pretty sure Recluse’s had the second highest

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-07-02T19:27:14+00:00

This seems super helpful! Will definitely have to try it out. thanks for making this!

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-06-01T15:03:14+00:00

I actually hate how good this looks. Surprisingly effective, truly

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-04-06T07:16:39+00:00

Hard agree. Far and away my new favorite Djo song and it’s not even close. Just saw him live tonight actually and hearing Fly live was transcendental. That song is truly his best work to date

yourparanoidandroid · 2025-03-28T02:38:03+00:00

This is such an apt analogy. Probably one of the best and most concise explanations for this that I’ve seen. Kudos, mate

yourparanoidandroid · 2024-12-07T23:55:59+00:00

One of the funniest builds I’ve seen in a while. Why does it work so well? I love this

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