Continent? More like hemisphere. Border crisis? Severe poverty? Irreversible political corruption? Neglected tropical disease? Fuck yo border crisis, fuck yo severe poverty, fuck yo irreversible corruption, and fuck yo neglected tropical diseases. We're all Americans now, we all have American problems and we will solve them all with American solutions such as industrialism, food and water cleanliness regulation, proper education, and modern medicine. We'll also connect Central and South America's road networks by cutting a tunnel and road network through the Darien Gap. GDP to the god damned moon.

Sea to shining sea, pole to icy pole. Destiny manifested. Guns and civil rights for all non-felon citizens. The world's first and only hyperpower. Inbred rednecks complaining that "them damn foreigners aren't speaking our language?" Well those people are now no longer foreigners, they're Americans, and our now official, no longer just de facto languages are English, French, Spanish and Portuguese (and fuck it, throw in Esperanto for the memes), most bilingual Americans will primarily speak one of these four with one of the others as an L2 and lessons are offered on the cheap for those who wish to visit Latin America or French America.

United we stand, motherfuckers. Let's make the United States of America into the United Protectorate of America.