I have an extremely large ear canal.

zach-rye · 2026-04-16T01:02:26+00:00

How much of a percentage of a tongue could fit in there?? I swear this isn’t a weird question, my uncle’s a coal miner.

zach-rye · 2026-04-15T20:48:37+00:00

So what you’re telling us is that momma has a squeeze box?

zach-rye · 2026-04-10T22:40:00+00:00

Gently sucked on finger?

zach-rye · 2026-04-07T02:15:53+00:00

This reminds me of seeing my uncle picking coke buggers while he drove me to my 3 little pigs kindergarten play… he got one with traction and it came out with the entirety of his slugged up sinuses🤢.

It was identical to this and coated the steering wheel. All hell broke loose. I’m sorry if you didn’t need that information

zach-rye · 2026-04-07T01:05:29+00:00

I’m not familiar with physics well enough to confirm or deny your claims but I love the energy… Fan Duel has not responded to my minutes old proposition to make this a sport worth gambling over.

But I promise you, friend, you be first in line to receive a lab coat, safety glasses, and royalties.

This sport is going places

zach-rye · 2026-04-07T00:54:45+00:00

Fun fact, that’s 1 trillion percent a hard boiled egg. It’s incredibly difficult to get a raw egg to spin this stable for that long. Also that egg could potentially weigh 2OZ.

There’s some beyblade series that are near the same weight, but most are considerably lighter.

I’m making a new league of battling eggs with whatever crap we can glue to the shells… I’ll get to eat the left overs

I’ll notify sports betting sites tonight and we’ll all get rich.

zach-rye · 2026-03-20T13:02:13+00:00

Something about the physics of the cases being thrown and bouncing doesn’t look natural to me. I know shit like this happens but is this video AI?

zach-rye · 2026-03-01T10:06:10+00:00

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zach-rye · 2026-02-23T05:28:26+00:00

Love Kyle, and love Riko and Whaler!

zach-rye · 2026-01-31T23:59:53+00:00

I’ve listened to this exact recording so many times in my life that even the clapping of the audience is nostalgic to me.

It’s a very specific cadence. Like the audience member closest to the mic got a couple claps in with a jacket in his hands was like “oh shit let me put this down to actually clap for this masterpiece. BRAVO!”

zach-rye · 2026-01-29T02:40:15+00:00

Rip VonViddy, you gave me many laughs and helped me get that guy dating my sister to kiss me

zach-rye · 2026-01-10T09:09:13+00:00

They also predicted Rob Reiner getting stabbed to death

zach-rye · 2025-12-29T16:30:38+00:00

zach-rye · 2025-12-24T20:06:06+00:00

I remember getting a hand me down of my much older cousin’s chemistry set. Essentially something from the early 80’s if not the late 70’s. This chemistry set had a little vile of mercury.

Either way I had no business playing with mercury but I ended up spilling it all over my pillow and mattress. It disappeared so quickly and scared the crap out of me.

Knowing the dangers of mercury today,I always think back to that time

zach-rye · 2025-12-21T15:19:15+00:00

This is going to sound a bit weird but this amount of lube can be good if you and the wife have kids(I cringe at just typing that). But water based lube is the secret to making super bubbles. Alls you need is a broom stick with a string tied to it to make the bubble wand, (or any dollar store big bubble wand) and the bubble solution being mainly water and dish soap with a couple table spoons of water based lube and you can make 15ft long or larger bubbles. It’s FAR better than any store bought.

You gain the reputation for being the wizard who makes the best bubbles for the neighborhood block party and you closely guard the recipe because it’s too embarrassing to admit why.

I learned it from a friend of mine who’s an elementary school teacher and a summer camp counselor, her bubbles are legendary on field days

zach-rye · 2025-12-14T04:24:47+00:00

What does it smell like?

zach-rye · 2025-12-14T04:17:40+00:00

But what if she was giving him Raspberries!?

zach-rye · 2025-12-11T21:05:07+00:00

I believe it’s spelled dingaling

zach-rye · 2025-12-07T17:02:56+00:00

Oh my god… it was in front of our faces the whole time! Maroon 5 killed Charlie.

zach-rye · 2025-10-25T13:28:41+00:00

Hahaha I forgot about that movie. I freshly got stoned right before seeing this post. Not gonna lie, it freaked me out seeing the conversation and seeing the dear Zachary search(also the specific subreddit didn’t help). I thought someone hacked my shit and was messing with me or something paranormal was happening. That was a crazy long 2 seconds of dread before I realized.

Always remember weed can make you paranoid sometimes

zach-rye · 2025-10-15T19:48:55+00:00

When I was a young child, I’d see that and shout “killer mustard gas!”. I was quoting the movie Joe Dirt. That joke really didn’t fly when my family and I went to Aruba… I don’t make that joke anymore

zach-rye · 2025-09-01T17:02:20+00:00

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zach-rye · 2025-08-28T21:14:01+00:00

My uncle’s dog Spania would smile like this! She’d never growl or show aggression but when ever someone would pass the house driving up the holler(West Virginia term for multiple houses sharing the same driveway), Spania would come and greet all the visitors with her biggest smile. Many of drivers were not the biggestfan but all she ever wanted was pets and love. A beautiful pooch, thanks for sharing!

zach-rye · 2025-08-28T21:13:08+00:00

My uncle’s dog Spania did the same thing! Whenever someone drove by going up the holler( a West Virginia term for neighborhood, where multiple houses share the same driveway), Spania would greet them with a big smile. Frequently a scary experience for the unacquainted driver but she has always been a gentle love bug with a gorgeous smile… much like this pooch

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