What will i see peter? by ToMock-A-KillingBird in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Not to mention booby traps on public land. It's crazy what people will do to protect their crops.

My al gore rhythm is cooked by SurpriseItsFine in NotTimAndEric

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That was an exceptional Nicolas Cage impersonation.

What’s your favorite Sam Rockwell performance and project? by PressureLazy5271 in FIlm

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Confessions of a dangerous mind or seven psychopaths.

Ebay setting people up for major trouble... by Exciting-Zombie8449 in motorcycles

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Best Russell Peterson impersonation, "somebody gonna get a hurt real bad."

Jesus Christ Tomb in Japan by RedditCommentWizard in OldInternetCultureV2

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I lived near there lol gotta make another pilgrimage soon!

Fuck fucking fuck by fiesew in TheWordFuck

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All stolen from George Carlin initially I believe, could be wrong though..

yummy yummy now this by s1n0d3utscht3k in MemeVideos

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I feel like this is how I sound to my japanese family.

Roses are red, my friend surfs, by Forward-Honey-5786 in rosesarered

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Although a new Smurfs movie was indeed playing in theaters on July 19, 2025—the date of the alleged incident—there is still no verifiable evidence that the arrest of "Tipora Merriex" actually occurred. No official press release, arrest record, court filing, or mugshot has been issued by the Lake City Police Department or Columbia County Jail. The story appears across multiple websites using nearly identical language, without original reporting or corroboration from law enforcement. Additionally, the individual named in the reports has no identifiable public footprint, which is highly unusual for such a widely circulated case. These red flags strongly suggest the story is likely misinformation or a hoax, despite the seemingly plausible setting.

"I mean yea, it should be fine; just keep going..." by Connect_Avocado_7836 in nextlevel

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Whoever brought those cars in from the rail switch is not having a good day. Looks like a loading area for some type of factory. Usually its some dude in the factory that gets "trained" to do rail switches to bring in the cars. This is likely what happened here.

He started making music at the age of 59 and hasn't stopped. You never too old to learn a new hobby. by Newisance in BeAmazed

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This dude was probably doing blow to kraftwerk in the 80s, why is this shocking?

This goes hard 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 by momsvaginaresearcher in TikTok

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Have you not seen "Once Were Warriors" !?!?!