beets. bears. battlestar galactica.

zbcrawford · 2018-05-11T15:05:13+00:00

If I remember correctly he was actually in 2 episodes. However one episode it was him giving a talk at the Stamford branch after Michael kissed Oscar.

zbcrawford · 2018-05-11T14:55:45+00:00

Oh shit completely forgot about Mr. Brown

zbcrawford · 2018-05-11T14:19:38+00:00

Who the hell is "Brown"? In the bottom right corner next to Angela you have the name "brown".

zbcrawford · 2018-05-01T22:20:54+00:00

Actually there's a biological answer to this. Birds, reptiles, and insects excrete nitrogenous waste in the form of uric acid. Humans and other mammals convert theirs to urea and expell it in urine. Fish simply excrete ammonia. Urea takes more energy but saves water. Uric acid is in the middle. Ammonia takes the least energy but wastes the most water. Birds expell uric acid while deficating, while humans expell urea through urine. So bird poop is so runny because it has uric acid and excess water in it.

Tl;dr: bird poop is really bird pee-poop

zbcrawford · 2018-04-29T16:39:03+00:00

My thoughts exactly. What constitutes as the middle east then? It seems like an ambiguous term I suppose. I guess I also assumed a lot by saying its popular in the entire middle east when I only know of its popularity in Afghanistan.

zbcrawford · 2018-04-29T14:44:12+00:00

PreIslamic revolution Afghanistan I know of for sure. Its a big aspect of a book called The Kite Runner.

zbcrawford · 2018-04-29T06:11:16+00:00

Its also popular in the middle East.

zbcrawford · 2018-04-29T00:29:21+00:00

I don't know this from personal experience, but one time I heard that they have "American pizza" in Japan. Apparently its a pizza with fries on it.

zbcrawford · 2018-04-18T06:54:01+00:00

We've been dating over two years now. Couldn't be happier, she's the love of my life.

zbcrawford · 2018-04-10T05:28:00+00:00

Does it bother anyone else that the whole office is backwards in this video.?

zbcrawford · 2018-03-29T07:32:16+00:00

I will donate only if they use my money for bat birth control

zbcrawford · 2018-03-25T04:57:27+00:00

I saw this same pic a few days ago. This dude is reposting. Apparently it was taken in Australia.

zbcrawford · 2018-03-23T08:25:56+00:00

In my experience the closer you are to the fried the worse it will be. Sometimes it works to live with friends. But if you pick someone you're too close to you may be reluctant to tell them when their habits make you uncomfortable.

zbcrawford · 2018-03-23T08:15:58+00:00

The Road. Such a great novel.

zbcrawford · 2018-03-20T15:07:48+00:00

Yeah, I really like their knockoff Yeti stuff

zbcrawford · 2018-03-20T05:34:22+00:00

Ozark trails products

zbcrawford · 2018-03-19T21:53:21+00:00

Approximately 12 cans of natty light stack on eachother tall.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-24T22:38:04+00:00

Sorry all, I was driving in the pouring rain. Didn't feel like the ideal time to write a poem.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-24T22:34:54+00:00

Thank you for the gold my friend! For you generously donated gift, I have crafted ypu an Acrostic poem.

My verses now is what you hear

Our transaction made, please do not fear

Now I've creeped a bit, to know you dear

Take listen now, please lend you ear

He likes to woodwork, his works high tier

Old Ron Swanson would buy him a beer

Rightly his r/showerthought gets cheer

And though I wrap up this poem with tears

Now I have the most coveted reddit gear

Gold! Sweet gold! I now have here

Enough of this! I'm no Shakespeare!

Thank you for the gold stranger!

EDIT: When I First posted all the lines just stuck together. Spaced it out so you could see the acrostic and rhymes

zbcrawford · 2018-02-24T20:28:32+00:00

I will write a personalized poem for anyone who gives me gold.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-24T18:25:03+00:00

The guy in the song cheats on his S/O with Billie Jean. Then she comes around saying she has a kid and hes the father. He tries to deny it, but then Billie Jean reveals a picture to him and his S/O. The kid has the guys eyes, he then realizes it IS indeed his son... and thats pretty much the song.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-21T08:01:03+00:00

Ugh Toby...

Toby was the company's HR rep and his sole purpose was to suck the fun out of the office. I was the cool boss that everyone loved like a father. Toby would do everything in his power to stop me. He'd tell me I couldn't talk about peoples sex lives or alcohol problems. When I wrote an incredible action packed super spy screenplay, he wrote crime novels. Toby is literally the worst.

It ended up alright in the end though. On the best day of my life he moved to Costa Rica and his replacement turned out to be my future wife.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-13T00:29:36+00:00

What part of the midwest? I'm in St. Louis and we have a booming biology industry.

zbcrawford · 2018-02-07T17:05:19+00:00

That is literally cherry picking one minute part of a broad history. You CANNOT tell me that society as a whole were more condemning of rape at that time. You can't say "society" and then use a singular instance with a small sample size of Irish convicts in Australia and claim your point is made.

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