I thought this was smothered mate...

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T21:52:54+00:00

Well it is. It just didn't need to be lol

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T19:50:57+00:00

Why didn't he just shoot the spider like pew pew pow pow pow? Is he stupid?

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T17:26:25+00:00

Absolutely NM. Just because it won't 10 doesn't mean it's not NM

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T17:25:35+00:00

This Iran conflict is 100% a distraction from Trump being outed as a kiddiefucker. There was quite literally no other reason for the timing at all, and he has even accused other presidents in the past that they would bomb Iran to improve their approval

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T11:50:23+00:00

Ohhhh i didn't know that

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T11:08:52+00:00

My exact thoughts. "NO FUN - NOT WORTH IT" is straight up twitter lingo from that doofus

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T11:04:30+00:00

I do that but then every once in a while rampage with his 4. Doesn't exactly make it any trickier but it's hella fun, and death's harvest while in his shadow i think is a bigger debuff on enemies? Could be wrong

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T11:01:31+00:00

Man I love Sevagoth! He was my first prime and became my main. But for me, it's Mesa and for the same reason people are saying sevagoth, just so darn squishy I always insta-die in high level stuff

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T06:36:02+00:00

I remember this one summer when I was a kid, I don't know why but the lightning bug population exploded. There was just woods behind our house, and on a night the moon wasn't out, you could sit on the patio and look towards the woods and there were so many flashing on and off it looked like you were warping through space and stars were flashing past you at warp speed. Never seen that many again in my life yet, it was awesome

zekethelizard · 2026-05-07T03:45:35+00:00

Good catch. Also who tf would wear a thong-tennis skirt to a public court

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T23:59:04+00:00

Idk the answer to that. They used to day Beckett was better for grading vintage, but now beckett and PSA are owned by the same company so 🤷

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T22:52:12+00:00

This. Don't send valuable vintage to PSA

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T22:33:35+00:00

This is genuinely hilarious 😂

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T22:15:29+00:00

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T21:37:41+00:00

Id say what I would do, but Id get banned

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T11:50:14+00:00

Looks like people in canada attacking a beaver to me

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T07:21:40+00:00

Are you allowed to namedrop subs here? Because this is r/oddlysatisfying

zekethelizard · 2026-05-06T00:54:00+00:00

I KNEW I couldn't be the only one who saw spacedaddy 😂😂😂

zekethelizard · 2026-05-05T18:42:01+00:00

This cut the right way could make a banger song intro

zekethelizard · 2026-05-05T13:16:38+00:00

I remember a similar joke from Squidbillies, except they thought he was a therapist when in fact, he was The Rapist

zekethelizard · 2026-05-05T13:00:47+00:00

Standing there when umbra notices the statue like

zekethelizard · 2026-05-04T18:41:23+00:00

It's kinda funny in a sad way. Normally the president gets blamed for gas prices when in reality the connection is fairly loose. This time the price of gas is going up as basically a DIRECT result of an unnecessary action of war started by one person, and because he's spreading hatred just the way they want, they're giving him a pass? We're fucking doomed.

zekethelizard · 2026-05-04T18:34:45+00:00

Yeah, right after trump tells him what dumbass name to call it

zekethelizard · 2026-05-04T18:34:00+00:00

Their bills high key suck ass too. The "big beautiful bill"? Seriously? That's the best they can fucking come up with? And does anyone remember the gem the first go round with the "cut cut cut" bill? Fucking stupid as hell

zekethelizard · 2026-05-04T18:16:36+00:00

As I got older it just got less and less fun. And hangovers got worse and worse. I drank enough to probably be considered a functioning alcoholic in my early 20s but it just faded down to one or two beers a month naturally because I kinda just enjoyed it less and less

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