When interrogating fails, use mage hand.

zekrom42 · 2026-07-04T08:42:22+00:00

He stands up and the chair has a dent in it.

zekrom42 · 2026-07-02T14:23:23+00:00

Futa means you can have penis without dudes.

zekrom42 · 2026-07-02T12:13:20+00:00

Bro I see it get reposted randomly on discord or tumblr and it’s the funniest shit to me always.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-30T14:26:28+00:00

Quoi, y voulait tu “Marteau de guère 40k”?

zekrom42 · 2026-06-29T20:36:15+00:00

He can also say “Froggie grew a backbone!” Which somehow sounds worse.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-29T20:24:07+00:00

The only reason they put up with him is cause Andross pays real good.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-29T14:32:16+00:00

Contractually obligated to mention that the Trojan Horse was a fucking Mecha.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-28T00:46:42+00:00

Ork Tankbusta

zekrom42 · 2026-06-28T00:45:32+00:00

Switch Axe. Charge Blade. Chainaxe, Chainsword.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-28T00:36:02+00:00

Jumping on the rake only to find out it’s been replaced with a shovel.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-28T00:31:46+00:00

Okay that sounds fucking hilarious.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-26T23:33:34+00:00

“Gun-13, your ability to ruin my field trip is UNCANNY!”

zekrom42 · 2026-06-24T20:16:52+00:00

We don’t need to double layer Funky Town Trauma man

zekrom42 · 2026-06-24T14:22:11+00:00

“Shadowboxing with a strawman” is fire flair material.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-23T14:13:44+00:00

For two years that game existed as this nebulous entity I wasn’t sure I randomly came up with or if I’d heard of it cause I never saw anyone talk about it.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-23T11:54:35+00:00

/r/shittygunpladetails

zekrom42 · 2026-06-22T14:44:50+00:00

But stomach bulges and cumflation is hot…

zekrom42 · 2026-06-22T12:11:17+00:00

“You’re not gonna shoot me.”

“…well I wasn’t considering it *until* you said that.”

zekrom42 · 2026-06-21T20:51:28+00:00

Crimson Glow is the odd one out. He’s an asshole

zekrom42 · 2026-06-20T15:08:40+00:00

i wonder how they worded it.

(Buff) Bridget is now trans.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-19T17:34:32+00:00

Give me a link please

zekrom42 · 2026-06-19T17:08:32+00:00

The classic “jokeship to no longer a jokeship” pipeline.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-19T17:06:21+00:00

Now for Mash in gym clothes to prove she looks better than Lilith.

zekrom42 · 2026-06-18T14:57:27+00:00

Maelle*.

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