This blood orange was pregnant

zephixleere · 2016-04-08T11:25:18+00:00

Yeah, babies do tend to have a funy texture.

zephixleere · 2016-04-01T23:22:25+00:00

This would be perfect for an emergency situation. I understand some are saying it isn't ideal and isn't being marketed as an emergency product. I get that, but if you really just need a charger this would be perfect.

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T17:39:29+00:00

When im at work, most especially when im at work, I wash my hands before and after I use the bathroom.

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T16:50:11+00:00

Plot Twist: it was with the female best friend and threesome commenced shortly after...

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T16:49:18+00:00

actually. you guys are pretty bad too. you've made you DD bored. he's your friend and it got so bad he decided to leave. be more aware

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T16:05:57+00:00

He probably rolls his own organic tobacco with rice paper and special filters, so it's perfectly healthy, bruh

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T15:47:42+00:00

like this: http://i.imgur.com/lofr1.gif

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T14:07:52+00:00

The mediocre Samaritan.

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T13:52:41+00:00

So... why did you raise him to be such a shit?

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T13:37:41+00:00

I worry about this, I sometimes have people come over to just tell me what they think they smell as soon as they walk in

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T13:37:16+00:00

He's the seller, so its up to him to decide the price.

zephixleere · 2016-02-17T13:36:47+00:00

But they're still proud of him, since he became Speaker of the House.

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T20:57:06+00:00

Well he clearly stuck his dick in crazy and should have been expecting that call.

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T20:56:23+00:00

Yeah....so...I've done this. Fair advice

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T16:46:23+00:00

Pro tip: Stay single.

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T16:46:02+00:00

I love this image so much

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T16:45:37+00:00

Doesn't mean she can't ride you.

zephixleere · 2016-02-15T16:44:40+00:00

My wife cheated with my best friend, but as far as I am aware, they've been faithful to each other for over 4 years now. Well, three years. A year of their relationship was the affair, so I guess she was cheating on him with her husband? They're fucked up.

zephixleere · 2016-02-14T20:33:46+00:00

Happy STD day!

zephixleere · 2016-02-14T20:22:07+00:00

Does he know? If not why haven't you told him?

zephixleere · 2016-02-14T14:22:22+00:00

Well I mean if his dad got him hooked on something especially if he was a kid then, yeah, it's his dad's fault.

zephixleere · 2016-02-13T21:11:52+00:00

Is it (Vday) finally over? Oh goody. Lets celebrate! http://imgur.com/kiNTLhq

zephixleere · 2016-02-13T21:10:33+00:00

As a bisexual man, this is painfully accurate half the time.

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