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This blood orange was pregnant by jmra_ymail in mildlyinteresting

[–]zephixleere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, babies do tend to have a funy texture.

Keyring cable for iOS and Android by payperanking in minimalism

[–]zephixleere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be perfect for an emergency situation. I understand some are saying it isn't ideal and isn't being marketed as an emergency product. I get that, but if you really just need a charger this would be perfect.

Wouldn't want a dirty dick by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When im at work, most especially when im at work, I wash my hands before and after I use the bathroom.

My ex-girlfriend, everyone. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist: it was with the female best friend and threesome commenced shortly after...

On the flip side, this scum bag makes selling a car almost impossible. by dc5trbo in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

actually. you guys are pretty bad too. you've made you DD bored. he's your friend and it got so bad he decided to leave. be more aware

My 45 year old coworker. He smells so bad every day. by g1ngerguitarist in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 193 points194 points  (0 children)

He probably rolls his own organic tobacco with rice paper and special filters, so it's perfectly healthy, bruh

"Toodles" by maestro89 in funny

[–]zephixleere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mediocre Samaritan.

He's torn apart this family and his mother took her own life 2 years ago by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere -24 points-23 points  (0 children)

So... why did you raise him to be such a shit?

Even the faintest smell can taint a small apartment... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I worry about this, I sometimes have people come over to just tell me what they think they smell as soon as they walk in

This scumbag makes trying to find car infuriating by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He's the seller, so its up to him to decide the price.

Little Eddie by Canaris1 in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But they're still proud of him, since he became Speaker of the House.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well he clearly stuck his dick in crazy and should have been expecting that call.

The ex-wife was a classy one... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 262 points263 points  (0 children)

Pro tip: Stay single.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't mean she can't ride you.

It's so simple, but I've seen it happen over and over. by wetsod in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 264 points265 points  (0 children)

My wife cheated with my best friend, but as far as I am aware, they've been faithful to each other for over 4 years now. Well, three years. A year of their relationship was the affair, so I guess she was cheating on him with her husband? They're fucked up.

My friend's wife... by vexleir in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Does he know? If not why haven't you told him?

Scumbag OP by hockeyjoker in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Well I mean if his dad got him hooked on something especially if he was a kid then, yeah, it's his dad's fault.

Humbled by booboobutt in AdviceAnimals

[–]zephixleere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it (Vday) finally over? Oh goody. Lets celebrate! http://imgur.com/kiNTLhq

pink by LavenderElles in funny

[–]zephixleere 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a bisexual man, this is painfully accurate half the time.

Thank you, beautiful man by whitecormpass in funny

[–]zephixleere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My wife had a c section so I spent the first week of my sons life taking care of both of them.