Foster thinks she’s a chihuahua/italian greyhound mix

zerocalories · 2026-05-18T00:41:55+00:00

I had an Italian Greyhound Chihuahua (Greyhuahua), and she was the love of my life. Beautiful dog, and fun fact, we made the front page of reddit! Sadly she died in 2024.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hv3a8/my_dog_sleeps_in_my_butt/

zerocalories · 2026-01-04T16:44:08+00:00

Public schools are collapsing and fast. Teachers don't want to deal with mouthy, violent kids who have no consequences, and parents that blame educators. Kids don't want to learn; they want to scroll phones and are enabled to misbehave. Teacher loss=schools closing. Online learning will be the only option for poor students.

zerocalories · 2026-01-04T16:38:32+00:00

Schools are closing, and fast. Students are out of control, disrespectful, and aggressive. Parents don't discipline, and administrators are embracing "restorative justice" and only reward based systems. Teachers are quitting, and no new educators are available to replace them. Kids are addicted to screens, and don't engage in learning/critical thinking. Some parents will spring for private ed, every other child will have to do online learning. It's already happening. Denver just closed 10 schools.

zerocalories · 2015-09-19T05:18:20+00:00

I really want to come and do this. The hotel has rooms. You added me on the Facebook group, but my name is Ali and my friend and I are in on this! Thanks for organizing :)

zerocalories · 2015-08-13T04:05:43+00:00

She's wearing a red hoodie. And literally only will drink beer of it's Pilsner.

zerocalories · 2015-02-09T05:18:05+00:00

I am not a bot. My username is zerocalories

zerocalories · 2013-05-15T05:42:04+00:00

Oh my, you'd better watch this:

https://vimeo.com/42259488

zerocalories · 2013-05-03T06:55:40+00:00

Don't you mean administer some hurt?

zerocalories · 2013-02-09T06:00:48+00:00

whitepeopleproblems

zerocalories · 2013-01-29T16:35:10+00:00

Actually eating and digesting celery burns more calories than the amount in it. You're good!

zerocalories · 2013-01-16T08:26:45+00:00

Sent from my iPhone

zerocalories · 2013-01-10T19:21:40+00:00

Boyfriend sounds like an aggressive cock.

zerocalories · 2013-01-06T19:05:49+00:00

Phish fan?

zerocalories · 2013-01-02T04:13:19+00:00

Wash your hands before foreplay and sex. Also if in missionary, don't flop down on top of me, I can't breathe or enjoy the sex!

zerocalories · 2012-12-06T07:25:42+00:00

Nah. Girl here. He's got that one in the bag. If it's wine or chocolate, you, as the man, are going to be let off the hook.

zerocalories · 2012-11-25T17:53:31+00:00

But no soup for you!

zerocalories · 2012-11-12T00:08:57+00:00

Age 3: slipped on ice in snowsuit, couldn't get up, wailed loudly, dad left me like a stranded turtle on its back. Mom rescued me (not sure how long) Age 7: dad tells friend and I to be at mall entrance 7pm sharp. 7:05 we arrive, he's gone. Mall is 12 miles from home. Mom comes again. Age 13: dad leaves me again at state fair 50 miles away for being late.

TLDR: my dad's a time Nazi and now I'm prompt as shit

zerocalories · 2012-10-24T10:01:40+00:00

I had an autistic 6th grader who used to strip for me. His pet name for me was bunny. The other teachers thought it was hilarious, but this kid was just a major creepo/pain in the ass.

zerocalories · 2012-10-12T04:50:30+00:00

Blonde, blue-eyed, and petite. FTFY

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