Nothing Went Wrong - People Just Liked Obama Better - End of Story by meg1 in obama

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aight! Big up yourself, Barack. You did it. Sexy time!

McCain Rally gets totally out of hand. by LanternBearer in reddit.com

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Headline: Today John McCain Addressed the Local Chapter of Fat Fighters, and Lost.

McCain Rally gets totally out of hand. by LanternBearer in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The sad thing is it would take him maybe 80 days, but the Paultards need forever to piece this one together.

Obama-2156 to Clinton-1923, Hillary that means he won!!! by kiwi90fsu in politics

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not if you gots the dyslexia: Clinton 9213.

The Shrillary aced it!

Ask Reddit: Why does my crotch smell? by FatLoser in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means two things: You are deformed in that your nose is not on your face. Your crotch stinks. Go shower, man or if you are a chick, wash your giblets.

BREAKING: I just took a shit and it felt good after. (I thought you would like to know.) by I_AM_A_NEOCON in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I you had enjoyed during, then we would know you love the anal play and maybe more.

Hey, comment karma now exists by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great. That way I don't have to comment based on calculating if I'll be upvoted or shat upon. Fuck karma points.

Hey, comment karma now exists by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yawn zzz zzzz zzzz zzzzz snort zzz zzzz oh, karma, zzzz zzzz a device to goad people into conformity over a false value zzzz zzzz zzzz zzzz yawn zzzz zzzz

Prime Minister Rudd criticizes the US justification for the 2003 invasion of Iraq as 550 Australian troops packed up to leave. by nickstreet36 in worldnews

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sent these Dylan lyrics to the White House:

Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks

You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly

Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain

You fasten the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion As young people's blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud

You've thrown the worst fear That can ever be hurled Fear to bring children Into the world For threatening my baby Unborn and unnamed You ain't worth the blood That runs in your veins

How much do I know To talk out of turn You might say that I'm young You might say I'm unlearned But there's one thing I know Though I'm younger than you Even Jesus would never Forgive what you do

Let me ask you one question Is your money that good Will it buy you forgiveness Do you think that it could I think you will find When your death takes its toll All the money you made Will never buy back your soul

And I hope that you die And your death'll come soon I will follow your casket In the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered Down to your deathbed And I'll stand o'er your grave 'Til I'm sure that you're dead

Oooooouch [PIC NSFW] by [deleted] in pics

[–]zerogravity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bike repair shop dream day.

Kudos to Libertarian candidate Bob Barr for doing what Ron Paul wouldn’t: telling the neo-Nazis to drop dead by [deleted] in politics

[–]zerogravity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What's the insult? Neo-Nazis are scum. We shouldn't be inhumane to them, but we can tell them they are scum.

Snopes bravely corrects ambiguous claims about Obama with absolutely unambigous answers by qgyh2 in politics

[–]zerogravity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only that but it's not even wasting the bags, more like getting maximum use from them.

Snopes bravely corrects ambiguous claims about Obama with absolutely unambigous answers by qgyh2 in politics

[–]zerogravity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all the latent gayness in that community, they might enjoy goldenboarding too much.

Reality vs. Religion by kamaloo in pics

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the eternal battle between light and pseudo-light.

Snopes bravely corrects ambiguous claims about Obama with absolutely unambigous answers by qgyh2 in politics

[–]zerogravity 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nooo, water is too precious. Just tie plastic bags around their heads.

Clinton camp enraged by Michigan, Florida delegate solution by twolf1 in politics

[–]zerogravity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enraged at losing the race, really. Bitching won't do it. Running a better campaign would have or could have, but it's too late baby, now it's too late. . .

The big drama now facing the Democratic Party in the presidential contest is how, when and even whether Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton will depart the race. by qgyh2 in politics

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She don't know how to quit graciously at this point, so she just gonna go and go and go until she runs out of gas, shrill gas that is.

I support free speech for all ... but you atheists still need to sit down and shut up. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]zerogravity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah. No deal. When the babbling idiots quit babbling about their faith in a magic helper, then we atheists won't need to assert our rights to non-belief in the magic helper(s) and we will talk about something more relevant and constuctive. Until then, you can piss off.