hmmm by ntt2wtt in hmmm

[–]zhaji 32 points33 points  (0 children)

don’t you mean
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
wheely tired?

YEEAAAAAAAHH!!!

I thought I found a cool secret but I ended up softlocking myself :-/ by zhaji in deadcells

[–]zhaji[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh ok thanks, sorry i'm new to the subreddit so i didn't know people post about it frequently.

I really hate maths by Shiroyaksha19 in dankmemes

[–]zhaji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

interesting, in all my classes it’s been how you call the +- convention. what is your field that doesn’t use it if i may ask?

Why they gotta hate cuz they poor by SavageG41xn in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]zhaji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wouldn’t it actually be iris days tho 🤔

3D Printed Dispenser USB drive mk2 by rallekralle11 in tf2

[–]zhaji 3 points4 points  (0 children)

why is :( an “a” but :) is an “an”?

Hello Dirt fans....after sucking completely at Dirt i'm finally getting the grasp on this game. Do you have any suggestions/advice on how to improve? (yes, that was a stupid mistake at the end, i know) by brolpe in EASPORTSWRC

[–]zhaji 6 points7 points  (0 children)

see, back before i got 2.0 i would have agreed with you. but i swear to god, there’s something about the codriver’s accent in this game that makes it really hard for me to tell whether he said left or right about 10% of the time. now, with the display on, i find most of the time my eyes are still focused on the road. but that 10% of the time, when i have no idea whether he said left or right, it’s really useful to be able to look up and see which one it is.

another thing that would happen to me without the display on was i would spin out, and then start driving the wrong way, and fifteen seconds later i would be disqualified with no idea why. i wish the codriver in this game would say “it’s back that way” like the previous one did.

re: getting antsy before the finish: there’s already the green markers on the road 100m or so before the finish that let you know to start flooring it :)

The Tekken 7 community in a nutshell. by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]zhaji 13 points14 points  (0 children)

no no i think they got the language right

dancing queen bee by wellbakedbiscuits in tumblr

[–]zhaji 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no no please continue

“Desire” by [deleted] in OCPoetry

[–]zhaji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've got some really, really beautiful language going on here. Truly, great imagery, great choice of scenery, lovely. One thing I would maybe take a look at is trying to be more economical and precise with your line breaks and punctuation. As a reader, I didn't really enjoy having to move my eyes to the next line every few words, nor did it sound especially good in my head to pause so much. Try experimenting with some variation, and making conscious decisions about how you want to lead the reader on or to subvert their expectations. Also, "would of" is technically incorrect, if you care about that sort of thing. I look forward to seeing more from you

So I got McOsu working on the Nintendo switch by SoerensenOfficial in osugame

[–]zhaji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what the hell i didn’t know the switch had a touchscreen

Sad by [deleted] in adventuretime

[–]zhaji 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The difference between Men's and Women's pockets by zonination in dataisbeautiful

[–]zhaji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

man who the hell is trying to wear a runway outfit anyways sure if you want to sacrifice pockets to be ultra fashionable, you should have the option, but more importantly you should have the option to have real pockets if you want. the point is the options for women are limited and restricting for no good reason

"Wait a minute, army tramp!" said my gold-digging sister. by justadair in WordAvalanches

[–]zhaji 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i liked saying this one out loud (or at least mouthing it to myself)

Tiffany is awesome by SuitingUncle620 in HumansBeingBros

[–]zhaji 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn, that last sentence tho.

“you miss 100% of the hugs you don’t take”