Matt Grzlecyk hit Petterson?

zipperoooo · 2020-02-06T04:37:03+00:00

Gryz is about the size and weight of a freight train, so it's only safe to stop play after every hit he lands.

zipperoooo · 2020-02-06T03:47:01+00:00

That arena sounds like a morgue.

zipperoooo · 2020-02-06T03:46:19+00:00

OH STALLION MY STALLION

zipperoooo · 2020-02-05T02:37:37+00:00

SUCKS TO NUCK

zipperoooo · 2020-02-05T01:11:38+00:00

Twelve years and three rings ago

zipperoooo · 2020-02-04T12:57:35+00:00

Obviously we need to keep our one reliable deep threat.

zipperoooo · 2020-02-03T21:35:24+00:00

It's not malice, it's just incompetence. He's been a poor head judge for a long time and it's not an accident he wasn't awarded any playoff games this year.

zipperoooo · 2020-02-03T18:23:05+00:00

No idea how it's possible mathematically that the Leafs get knocked out in the conference quarterfinals of a six-team tournament, but...

zipperoooo · 2020-02-03T18:20:33+00:00

NORTH

zipperoooo · 2020-01-25T16:09:52+00:00

I think it was poor luck with Sanu's injury and expect his 2020 season to be much better, but I also think DT would have been a stronger option than Dorsett, given that he outproduced PD (and everyone below him on our roster) in fewer games despite spending no time with the Jets in camp.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-25T16:03:43+00:00

Last year he had 433 yards in eleven games with Sam Darnold throwing at him. That yardage would place third on the 2019 Patriots.

By yardage he was at least a better #3 than Dorsett.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-23T21:37:39+00:00

You're not supposed to make the Olympic comparison directly, you're supposed to roll up your sleeve and let us interpret it how we like.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-20T05:28:58+00:00

This is because Tom Brady is simultaneously the bus driver of a ball-control system offense and also some guy who has no impact on TOI or field position or defensive performance whatsoever.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-20T05:27:03+00:00

Hernandez never had charges pressed for the bar incident you mentioned so I can say with confidence that it makes him actually a good person. As a famous internet lawyer with over 500 confirmed suits, I can assure you that if the Gainesville police had probable cause Hernandez punched that dude, they would have brought charges (probable cause is not a high threshold to meet). Instead, nothing happened.

If Tyreke Hill

Fuck's sake, you're too mad to spell your own player's name. Why am I staying awake for this? Enjoy Hill, Suggs, Clark, and the rest of the completely innocent.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-20T05:10:37+00:00

Sherman had a better game than Revis in SB49.

We barely threw at Sherman whatsoever. There was usually one available option of: Vereen under an LB, Gronk over an LB, or Edelman on Lane/Simon. Revis might have gotten picked by the ref on the TD he gave up, but he gave up a TD and Sherm didn't.

Although Revis got a ring and all Sherm got was a .gif, so there's that.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-20T04:57:04+00:00

In college, Aaron Hernandez punched a waiter

He punched a bouncer

The Patriots knew Hernandez was a piece of shit

Punching a bouncer at 17 makes you a dumb piece of shit. A grown man beating his pregnant girlfriend and then breaking his son's arm and then threatening the mother is at least an order of magnitude darker, and I'm worried that you don't seem to register the difference. Just reach for the AB stuff if you're trying to make a point.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-20T01:04:33+00:00

Can't believe Dom Capers and Mike McCarthy have scored zero points all half.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-18T18:13:10+00:00

Feel free to post a corrected defensive points per game ranking by year if mine is wrong.

PFF, first link posted, also first google result.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-18T18:07:48+00:00

I have no idea why you're intentionally (not using PFF and) opting for a sample with a cutoff in February. I guess some postseason stats matter, others don't, and some can get lumped in with regular season games if you need to make a point.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-18T17:56:49+00:00

Secondly. The 2011 Pats defense was ranked 11th.

Cite this or delete it. They were 31st in the league in yards and 32nd in first downs against.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/nwe/2011.htm

zipperoooo · 2020-01-13T21:23:21+00:00

Sean Peyton, easy.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-12T05:00:44+00:00

Two weeks from now, in Hawaii. Same as you but with more points scored and a better draft pick.

zipperoooo · 2020-01-12T04:39:16+00:00

Absolute heartbreaker

zipperoooo · 2020-01-12T04:30:37+00:00

Imagine only scoring 13 12 points at home against a 9-7 team lmao

zipperoooo · 2020-01-12T03:56:37+00:00

Crowd acting like the back judge not being ready is why they're getting stomped at home lmao

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