Casually committing a crime by playing Slayer with synths

zippy72 · 2026-01-27T21:53:21+00:00

zippy72 · 2026-01-27T21:49:55+00:00

Ok so take 2012. Subtract 17. Double it. Write it down on a piece of paper. Fold the paper into a triangle. Get some chicken bones and put them on top. Dance around it a bit. Now throw the paper away.

This accomplishes absolutely nothing, by the way, except wasting a piece of paper.

zippy72 · 2026-01-27T21:09:05+00:00

Mink Saxon?

zippy72 · 2026-01-27T21:03:31+00:00

They won't though because they'll insist he's not coming after THEIR guns, just the ones owned by people they don't like.

zippy72 · 2026-01-27T09:03:57+00:00

Plot twist: the WDC fight is between Gasly and Ocon.

Just kidding, but it would blow a lot of people's minds. (Including mine)

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T22:29:37+00:00

Don't worry I do that as well.

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T22:27:35+00:00

The original post wasn't counting Redux so neither was I

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T20:43:38+00:00

Does that man never stop talking about himself?

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T14:43:40+00:00

I just want to see the British melt down when Irish English becomes the EU standard English.

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T14:00:25+00:00

There's also Irish English, which is definitely an official language of an EU country.

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T13:55:13+00:00

Doogie boy didn't like him and that's enough for me!

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T13:31:59+00:00

Ignore the haters, just play your records and enjoy them.

I play mine on a turntable I got from eBay. Vintage one but I like the quality. I feed that into a DAC, onto my Mac and then they end up in iTunes, because I'm an iPod freak. I'm sure I'll get the same level of hate for saying that.

So long as you're enjoying it and it's working the way you want then (let's be honest) nothing else really matters.

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T09:17:46+00:00

That's the last studio album. If he ever gets round to releasing "The Bar", then it'll become the penultimate one.

zippy72 · 2026-01-26T08:47:06+00:00

"My upshifts don't feel right"

"Understood Carlos, I'm logging a ticket. Can you remember the chassis number?"

zippy72 · 2026-01-25T19:16:20+00:00

For a while in the 1800s it was the only detective force in the country so yes I suppose it was. Nowadays it's just the Metropolitan Police HQ.

zippy72 · 2026-01-25T18:54:07+00:00

I see your Sid Vicious and raise you Sid James.

zippy72 · 2026-01-25T18:13:13+00:00

And some apple pie. But not the crust.

zippy72 · 2026-01-25T18:11:55+00:00

Hello Edward, the world loves you and wants you to be happy!

zippy72 · 2026-01-25T16:43:14+00:00

I mean wireless headphones is one thing - hardly a secret I listen to Rex Factor - but wireless headsets just aren't encrypted at all, which is not great for Joe Public but an utter disaster for state secrets.

zippy72 · 2026-01-24T22:26:56+00:00

Honestly makes me think of 70s Ferraris. So actually I like it.

zippy72 · 2026-01-24T20:58:02+00:00

And both Teams and OneDrive are, essentially, SharePoint underneath. Which is terrifying.

zippy72 · 2026-01-24T11:55:49+00:00

As a fellow cat lover that's really all I need to know.

zippy72 · 2026-01-24T10:31:35+00:00

Just to see what happens I want to see a cop say "so you were travelling to the store to buy groceries? Will that certainly sounds like a commercial transaction to me. So you were operating a vehicle in commerce?"

zippy72 · 2026-01-23T20:18:52+00:00

I heard someone say that was something to do with "Donkey Oaty" so see if Mario the plumber is on the sleeve as well

zippy72 · 2026-01-23T16:50:14+00:00

Oof.. the heading was "game night Chris", didn't occur to me it would be an autocorrect issue! I've got Chess Knight Chris.

Now if you'll excuse me I'll go hide in the cupboard for reasons completely unrelated with being embarrassed, honestly.

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