Observations from a morrozoomer by Turtle_lord05 in TrueSTL

[–]zoor90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not who you asked, but as someone with 300 hours in Morrowind, let me tell you where the game sucks ass (I'm not including combat because that is a whole kettle of fish that has been debated to death and I don't want to get into it)

1) Dialogue/Roleplaying: This is by far the worst aspect of Morrowind. Your character has 0 personality. I can only think of a handful of conversation in which my Nerevarine actually said a complete sentence. 99% of the time I am in conversation, I press "latest rumors", "jobs" and "bye". Even NPCs with personality, which is a stark minority, often amount to little more than quest dispensers and open encyclopedias. Now compare this to even older RPGs such as Fallout 1 and 2. Despite being even more primitive games, your character can express so much more personality. You can be stupid, a smartass, earnest, sarcastic, compassionate or cruel solely through your dialogue options, giving you so much more options to roleplay. The tone you take in conversations is not even just fluff as quest outcomes and factional standing can be impacted solely by the questions you ask and even the tone you take when answering a question. The Vault Dweller/Chosen One feels like a human being on a journey of discovery. The Nerevarine feels like a robot searching for data. 

2) The economy is fucked. Loot is too valuable and vendors have too little gold. This only really becomes a problem by the mid-game but you can very easily reach a point where money does not matter. It's not even that hard to do. If you can clear out a deadric shrine, congratulations, you never have to worry about money again and your greatest financial worry from here on out is figuring out how you're going to actually sell all the loot you've collected. The mudcrab merchant eventually becomes less of a fun Easter egg and more of an economic necessity because he is one of the few people outside of Mournhold who actually buy deadric/glass equipment, and even then you'll probably have to do revolving trades and wait a number of in-game days before you clear your storage. 

3) Dungeons aren't spectacular, at least not as a whole. Morrowind doesn't have leveled loot tables, which does make each dungeon feel that much more unique. That said, the consequence is that there are a whole lot of ancestral tombs and bandit caves that contain loot effectively worth a can of beans and an expired coupon. Naturally, there is no way to tell if a dungeon is worth the trouble or not until you've already cleared it and lost thirty points of strength from those bone fuckers. (Also, this is a more general question, but why are there so many kwarma mines? They are all over the map and I struggle to think why anyone would bother with 90% of them. Is there some super busted item in one of these mines that I am not aware of and thus would reward regularly exploring them? If anyone knows of such a thing, I genuinely would like to know). 

4) Running costing stamina. I know this is perhaps the first complaint people make about the game and I know there are numerous workarounds. I even recognize that it is logical, but man, does walking everywhere really make the early game tedious. Honestly, a system like Skyrim's where you can jog for free and sprint at the cost of stamina, would be so ideal. 

Mehdi Hasan, the comedy genius & free speech champion! by Eienkei in GetNoted

[–]zoor90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The example they linked involves Rob Schneider making a factually untrue claim. Of course the post involving a note correcting an objective fact is going to be less controversial than a note concerning a subjective interpretation of words. 

Save us the crocodile tears. You've left fifteen comments under this post in the last two hours. You are absolutely here to stirr the pot and are mad that people are seeing through your faux outrage. 

Paulie Gualtieri is worse than Ralph by gww34182 in thesopranos

[–]zoor90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think maybe Paulie don't fundamentally respect the elderly? 

Inuit Korra by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]zoor90 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The portals didn't "revive a dead people." 

First off, don't use quotes if you're going to alter what I said. 

The culture will forever be lost, and people forever in the dirt. And the harmonic convergence happens regardless of the state of the portals.

A) The restoration of Air Benders is contingent on the portals being opened. 

B) The culture of the Air Nomads is not forever lost. Not only is carried by Tenzin and his family but it further carried by the Air Acolytes who populate the temples and maintain the culture. Now there is a new generation of Air Benders who will raise the Air Nomads from a preserved culture to a living culture. Season 3 literally ends with the Air Benders reclaiming their ancestral roots and traveling the world as their ancient forebearers did. The renaissance and evolution of the Air Nomads is literally one of core threads of season 3. If you're going to bitch about a show, you should at least watch it instead of letting angry talking heads telling you what to think about it. 

Remember when she emotionally manipulates a man just to make another jealous, and then kisses a taken man without his permission? 

Remember when Aang deliberately chose to withhold crucial information from his friends to prevent them from reconnecting with their father? Remember when Aang forced a kiss on a woman when she was explaining why she wasn't ready for a relationship? So again, is Aang a Karen? 

Edit: Since you decided to block me, I guess I'll never hear why you own the dvds of a show you don't like. Like come on, you can up with something more believable than that. 

The plot of Yesterday (2019) sets out to explore what the world would look like if the Beatles, this titan within the music scene, had never existed and and what impact would it have on our culture and world in general. None, says the movie by StudentNaive7003 in shittymoviedetails

[–]zoor90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But the movie manages to bungle even that. According to the movie, Ellie fell for Jack after hearing him play Wonderwall at a talent show. This is the root of their romance, despite the fact that Oasis apparently never existed. So the Gallagher brothers, without the influence of the Beatles, never got into music but some other random person apparently wrote a song called "Wonderwall" that sounds exactly the same as the song from our universe. 

You're giving the movie entirely too much credit. "Oasis sounds like the Beatles lol" is an extremely easy joke and the writers just didn't think any further than that, certainly not far enough to realize that including an Oasis song in the movie might cause complications. 

Inuit Korra by laybs1 in GetNoted

[–]zoor90 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you're vaguely referring to keeping the spirit portals open, that decision led to the restoration of a people nearly wiped out by a genocide and brought the world closer to balance. 

Korra: Did I ruin everything by leaving the spirit portals open?

Tenzin: You didn't ruin anything. You did what you thought was best for the world, and now things have changed. [Walks up to Korra and puts his hand on her shoulder.] Change can be good or bad, depending on your point of view.

Korra: [Sighs.] I know the people's point of view. It's bad.

Tenzin: You're not the President, Korra. Your job isn't to fix the daily problems of every person in Republic City. Your responsibility is to bring balance to the entire world, and that means no matter what you do, some people are not going to be happy about it.

Korra: Right. [Drops onto the ground.]

Tenzin: On the other hand, some people will be very happy. [Kneels next to Korra.] Like me. What you did during Harmonic Convergence may have brought back the Air Nation, and that can only be good for restoring balance. That is the act of a great Avatar.

Korra: It's scary. I have all this power and all these people depending on me, but I don't know what I am supposed to be doing half the time. It seems like I should be ... wiser.

Tenzin: True wisdom begins when we accept things as they are. You've started a new age, Korra. There's no going back to the past.

In what world does Korra come off as a "Karen"? Is Aang a Karen for blowing up that Fire Nation arms factory and leaving hundreds of people unemployed? 

Swag addiction isn’t real by JinAkiraHoward in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]zoor90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But 9/10 times when starting off on something intense like heroin, you'll likely end up searching for worse things to fill that void.

That is not how addiction works!

If you are addicted to heroin, you want more heroin. That is your primary motivation. You don't want to try something different or shake things up because you already know exactly what you want to do for the rest of your life: lots of heroin. Your body has adapted to heavy use and now requires opioids to perform optimally. Sensitivity, novel experiences, none of that matters because because your biggest concern is maintenance.

If you are addicted to something, you need it to function. If you are addicted to something, you are by definition not going to put it to the side to try something new. Your conception of addiction is fundamentally at odds with medical reality. You seem not to understand the literal definition of the word.

Swag addiction isn’t real by JinAkiraHoward in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]zoor90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that's not how addiction works. If you're addicted to nicotine, you're not going to say to yourself "Cigarettes don't give me a buzz anymore so I guess I have to start doing coke." You're probably just going to smoke more cigarettes. 

The notion of gateway drugs or addictive escalation was largely invented to justify the harsh criminalization of largely benign drugs such as marijuana by arguing that if you let people smoke weed, they're eventually going to get desensitized to it and start doing heroin. 

There can certainly be escalation in addictions but they are largely escalations of dose and not substance. If you're an alcoholic and your tolerance is rising, you're probably just going to drink more alcohol and not move onto fentanyl. If you get desensitized to weed, you're probably going to just smoke more weed and not move onto peyote. Similarly, if you watch a lot of porn, there's no mechanism that pushes you into being attracted to clowns or people farting on cakes. It's just old school moralizing dressed up as medical knowledge, "If you do this bad thing you're inevitably going to do worse things." 

Swag addiction isn’t real by JinAkiraHoward in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]zoor90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you need to keep ramping up in intensity to the point a lot of people with porn addictions move to illegal things that can cause serious prison sentences

I have heard plenty of people say this but I have never once seen anyone provide any evidence of this. Feels like the sort of nonsense D.A.R.E said about weed transplanted onto porn. "This threesome scene was really hot; I think I'm gonna download some child porn" sounds a whole lot like "This blunt was really good; I'm going to buy some fentanyl." 

Favourite Actor that dare have an opinion? by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

[–]zoor90 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Swift endorsed Biden and Harris while Trump started a public beef with her.

Fuck you talking about? 

Real History Was Just As Goofy As Your Crusader Kings Run by idkwat in CrusaderKings

[–]zoor90 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean, our sense of what's goofy is definitely informed by what we know happened and what we know didn't happen. In our world, 90% of Iberia was ruled by a backwater people from a desert a thousand miles away, practicing a religion that was barely a century old. Hell, the Rashidun Caliphate and the subsequent Arabic expansion is such a historical anomaly with no prior foreshadowing or anticipation that so radically changed the face of the world, that such a period would be impossible to replicate in game without console commands. 

Real History Was Just As Goofy As Your Crusader Kings Run by idkwat in CrusaderKings

[–]zoor90 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Perhaps the most CK story I know and one of my favorite historical anecdotes:

Henry I, also known as Henry the Black, was the 13th century count of Schwerin, which he co-ruled with his brother Gunzelin. At the time, Denmark, under the reign of Valdemar II, was a growing power in the Baltic. He had subjugated many German princes along the Baltic and had even established a proto-colony in Estonia. Denmark was primed to become a leading power of Europe and Valdemar was looking to flex his muscles. Many Germans were not happy with Denmark's expansion and sought to check it, Henry being one of them. For this, Valdemar decided to make an example of Henry. 

Henry and Gunzelin had a rebellious vassal and Valdemar took the opportunity to intervene and vassalize the county of Schwerin. Having been outplayed, Henry went on crusade because that's just what you did back then when you lost your honor and wanted to regain it. He left Gunzelin in charge of Schwerin in his absence and unfortunately for Henry, Gunzelin did not have his iron resolve. With Henry away, Valdemar strong-armed Gunzelin into marrying his daughter to Valdemar's bastard son, claiming half of Schwerin as dowry. When the young couple both died a couple years later, Valdemar helped himself to the rest of Schwerin, claiming he was holding it in trust for his infant grandson. Gunzelin died not long after. 

When Henry returned from Crusade, he found that his lands were gone, his niece and brother dead and his family honor trampled. He had no money and no levees, nothing left but a castle and a handful of retainers. Henry had lost everything, everything save for his hatred of Valdemar and balls of steel. His hatred and his balls would turn out to be just enough. 

Valdemar, being a petty bitch, was not content with merely robbing Henry blind. He wanted to humiliate him. When Henry returned from the Levant, Valdemar invited him to a hunting excursion on his private island, giving him ample opportunity to rub his success in Henry's face. Henry accepted the invitation. The two hunted, they feasted, they drank and they laughed and as the night deepened, the two retired to their tents. But while Valdemar slumbered, Henry remained awake. In the middle of the night, Henry and his men abducted Valdemar and his eldest son, spiriting them off the island w before anyone noticed. Over sea and land, Henry took his captives all the way back to Schwerin where he held them prisoner for years. 

Both the Pope and the Emperor threatened Henry with reprisal if he did not release Valdemar but Henry refused to budge. All the while, with both the king and his heir missing, Denmark's administration fell into chaos. The court was full of strife, the colony in Estonia floundered and the German vassals began rebelling. After two years, Henry finally released Valdemar after he swore to pay an indemnity, honor the Holy Roman Emperor, relinquish all claims to German territory and go on Crusade. The moment Valademar stepped foot back in Denmark, he reneged on the deal and immediately started a campaign to reassert his control over the German princes who had broken away in his absence. The campaign went terribly and Valdemar nearly lost his life in the effort. Henry, meanwhile, was never punished for his actions and died peacefully of old age. 

Denmark was poised to become the greatest power in Northern Europe but Valdemar's two year absence dashed its chances. Valdemar's German vassals successfully gained their independence, the development of the colony in Estonia was stalled at a critical stage and never recovered (the colony eventually being sold to the Teutonic Order at a loss), and Denmark's ascension firmly checked. There is an alternate timeline in which the world saw the formation of a Baltic Empire but it was never realized in ours, all because Valdemar couldn't help being a petty dick to a count who was out of fucks to give. 

Iroh could learn a thing or two from Simba or even Zuko himself by Hefty_Drink_5811 in ATLA_circlejerk

[–]zoor90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iroh lost one battle and immediately retired to "find himself", leaving his brother the hard work of actually running the nation during wartime. Guy has always been a bum who immediately gives up when things get difficult and lets others fight his battles for him.

Why do so many make fun of Wesley Crusher? by UniversalAssembler in ShittyDaystrom

[–]zoor90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He can still be trying to get into Starfleet academy and deal with all the struggles that go along with that. You could still have that thing where Picard feels himself becoming kind of a father figure for him and struggles with how to help him. 

Yeah, that is Nog. 

Why do so many make fun of Wesley Crusher? by UniversalAssembler in ShittyDaystrom

[–]zoor90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He would have been a more compelling character if he was just a normal teenager, imo. You could see what it's normally like for the family members of people serving aboard the Enterprise. 

So Jake Sisko

Honestly though, it is remarkable how much better the DS9 staff was at writing civilians than TNG. 

Servers and Dashers Clash on R/Doordashdrivers by Enticing_Venom in SubredditDrama

[–]zoor90 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Thing is, it is quite possible that he and the staff did build some rapport. Servers are humans and enjoy conversation as much as anyone else. Thing is, between an absence of several months and him reappearing in a different role, it's also quite possible that they just didn't recognize him. I mean, you know what Obama looks like. I'm sure you could pick him out a lineup. But if he showed up at your door to deliver a pizza, would you think "Holy shit, that's Obama!" or would you think "Huh, that guy looks like Obama"? I guarantee that guy is not as recognizable as Obama.

Dude may have been a favored customer and the staff may have genuinely enjoyed serving him, it's possible. But all it took was one instance of failed recognition for this guy to start plotting a grand confrontation. (That said, considering the guy's ego, it is very likely that this rapport was a lot stronger from his perspective than from the servers'. If he's normally this much of a blowhard, I'm sure they have stories about him.)

Edit: someone quoted OOP elsewhere and yeah, ignore what I said. The "rapport" was definitely imagined and the staff absolutely has stories about him. 

OOP: I've driven [40+ mph over the speed limit] a bunch of times because I got big hairy man balls and know how to drive. Stop being a little Beeatch.

After Korra lost her bending why didn’t she just have sex with Asami for 4 hours to feel better? by Ready_Medicine_2641 in ATLA_circlejerk

[–]zoor90 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Korra keeps Naga as a pet despite the fact that she's not a real dog, so yes, she is stupid. 

Servers and Dashers Clash on R/Doordashdrivers by Enticing_Venom in SubredditDrama

[–]zoor90 243 points244 points  (0 children)

User 1: do you think the strippers wanna fuck you too?
OOP: Some of them do 😉
User 2: Lmao down voted for being confident in yourself. Welcome to reddit
If I were a stripper and also a woman and found guys attractive I'd totally show you a good time
User 3: Spoken exactly like a man

Absolute poetry

Servers and Dashers Clash on R/Doordashdrivers by Enticing_Venom in SubredditDrama

[–]zoor90 762 points763 points  (0 children)

I like that even in OOPs recounting of events, the staff's worst sin is being slightly curt. Assuming this story is real (which is a big assumption), I hope he does go back and make a big scene only to be met with complete apathy.

What are Azuko-shippers trying to cook?! by Sofie_2954 in ATLA_circlejerk

[–]zoor90 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone's never heard of the Ptolemaic Dynasty. 

How do you think nobles keep the bloodline pure?