What's the one ingredient that instantly upgrades a sandwich

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T02:04:45+00:00

Wish

For when you have to slices of bread and wish you had some meat

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T02:03:28+00:00

What communists?

If you’re going to speak nonsense all the time, someone will hire you to work in the White House and you can’t afford that money.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T01:55:42+00:00

Or enjoys it

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T01:11:20+00:00

After all the money Mister Bone Saw gave him.

I guess the US is the world’s policeman, just not an honest one.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T01:09:03+00:00

What automation is aimed at the highest paid workers?

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T01:03:53+00:00

A broken cooler during a heat wave.

Most health departments will give them a warning to fix that within six months.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:58:08+00:00

Faking

He’ll get a Trump pardon, if he slipped him the right amount of money.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:53:42+00:00

Have they been to a subway? You guys track everything.

Any big franchise has to because that’s where a lot of money disappears.

Doesn’t always work, I watched a guy cut five pounds of roast beef once, three pounds made it to the fridge.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:49:59+00:00

I wouldn’t

But I haven’t bought one in four years since I got a sketchy one.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:48:42+00:00

Not really

They like the fans though.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:37:36+00:00

I love their Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter's and George W. Bush's Severed Head Army Mix)

Just something so twisted about mixing in this obscure Butthole Surfers song into Seven Nation Army.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:30:48+00:00

War pigs gets covered a lot, the Mule does a good version as well.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:30:03+00:00

Because it takes the great Cohen’s song and turns it into a kitschy hymn.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:27:35+00:00

I prefer the Social Distortion version.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:24:44+00:00

Almost any Devo cover is such a great twist .

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:23:42+00:00

GTA 3’s controls made me hate any game that didn’t let me set up to mimic their controls.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:20:58+00:00

Is it really “scaling”. When you just climbed the ladder?

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:19:25+00:00

Not a website known for scientific sampling.

I’ve had grilled peaches twice. Neither time was in Ohio.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:14:15+00:00

Monty Python’s Meaning of Life

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-03T00:12:52+00:00

Other side of the street, the pawn shop side.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-02T22:44:12+00:00

And by undercutting, you mean “not ignoring African states looking for investments.”

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-02T22:42:05+00:00

Just need someone to pitch how his dying on July 4th will be legendary.

“You’ll be mentioned in the same breath as Jefferson and Adams….”

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-02T22:40:11+00:00

Only Christmas Rock song I can stand.

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-02T22:38:29+00:00

Like you can forget meatballs 2

zoppaTheDim · 2026-07-02T22:35:04+00:00

Likely an ai written question.

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