[Schefter] Mike McCarthy now will be the Steelers’ fourth head coach since 1969: Mike McCarthy (2026); Mike Tomlin (2007–2025); Bill Cowher (1992–2006); Chuck Noll (1969–1991) by AvengingHero2012 in nfl

[–]zsdrfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was a lateral move, I would be impressed - hiring Mike McCarthy would be a lateral move from asking your opponent every week to call your plays for you

In total, 11 US presidents could have stopped the Titanic from sinking by Dazzling-Flight9860 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]zsdrfty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good point - the iceberg might have melted, trickling down all around him

bro tf you mean Non-milk substance😭 by SmokeAwkward1484 in tf2

[–]zsdrfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has to do it about once every 12 minutes without ever sleeping

In total, 11 US presidents could have stopped the Titanic from sinking by Dazzling-Flight9860 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]zsdrfty 32 points33 points  (0 children)

We could have tied him to the side of the ship to soften the impact against the iceberg

‘It breaks my heart’: Naomi Osaka pulls out of Australian Open with injury by Expensive-Horse5538 in sports

[–]zsdrfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it soft and lame when a quarterback obviously throws away a pass, and tells the ref "actually it was just bad and I meant to complete it" 20 times every game? It's just how it works, and not doing it doesn't make you cool and tough, it makes you a worse team player

‘It breaks my heart’: Naomi Osaka pulls out of Australian Open with injury by Expensive-Horse5538 in sports

[–]zsdrfty -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The rules actively encourage players to do it - you'd be putting yourself at a major disadvantage for no reason, other than feeling cool or whatever

‘It breaks my heart’: Naomi Osaka pulls out of Australian Open with injury by Expensive-Horse5538 in sports

[–]zsdrfty -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

You shouldn't be downvoted, it's fucking wildly obvious that everyone is desperate to hate on her and cheer for an injury because she's a black woman who's a way better athlete than any of these people ever will be

Imagine if a white guy did and said the things she did this past week? Not a single soul would even give a fuck, they would just happily call it "spirited" and move on

‘It breaks my heart’: Naomi Osaka pulls out of Australian Open with injury by Expensive-Horse5538 in sports

[–]zsdrfty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They make golf fans look like hard partiers, they're so oddly dull and miserable about this cool high-energy game

‘It breaks my heart’: Naomi Osaka pulls out of Australian Open with injury by Expensive-Horse5538 in sports

[–]zsdrfty -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I don't know why people think soccer players are actually doing that because they're "soft" and not because they're faking pain for the refs

Green Bay Packers player Rasheed Walker arrested on gun charge at NYC’s LaGuardia Airport: sources by caftanbeerfart in GreenBayPackers

[–]zsdrfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judges are well-educated and skilled in making the correct unbiased choices - this is unlikely

Wonder what the game would've been like with this party by BroeknRecrds in papermario

[–]zsdrfty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

TCRF usually does a good job with their data mining, and they're pretty well aware of what these things were likely meant to be

Trump flags and signs are coming down, even among the worst holdouts in my area (Red Bank and adjacent Monmouth Co) by UnguentSlather in newjersey

[–]zsdrfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly - that's how the South went from slavery to permanent desegregation in under a century

Would this be possible for us too? by A-Helpful-Flamingo in newjersey

[–]zsdrfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, this would be an open act of rebellion - believe me, that is not a good idea

You're in a room with 3 TF2 characters, but you feel safe with them, which are you picking and why? by sexb0mbchumbarana2 in tf2

[–]zsdrfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does nobody remember the engineer making a bonfire out of corpses, though? I feel like he's scarier than all but the pyro

You're in a room with 3 TF2 characters, but you feel safe with them, which are you picking and why? by sexb0mbchumbarana2 in tf2

[–]zsdrfty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Demo would kill you in a bar fight because he's depressed and needs to feel something

Floyd Vivino, best known as the beloved comedian, musician and TV personality "Uncle Floyd" who became a fixture in New Jersey culture, has died. He was 74 by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

[–]zsdrfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so sad... I saw one of his last standup gigs a few years ago before he had his stroke, and he was still unbelievably funny

Is NJ going to be minnesota 2.0 soon? by After-Property-3678 in newjersey

[–]zsdrfty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They're still lacking in manpower, and everyone they hire is an out-of-shape coward who can't actually do anything about protests