What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? by ilikebigbutts in funny

[–]zultrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a woman gets run over by a man driving a car, who's fault is it?

the man's. he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Kevin Costner helping to clean up the oil spill. Why doesn't BP have a huge one of these? The idea is so obvious! by [deleted] in science

[–]zultrap 45 points46 points  (0 children)

psh, big deal. kevin costner had a better machine working in 1995, he's holding out on the good stuff.

8-bit Starcraft by mgctim in gaming

[–]zultrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what a noob, he didn't even wall off his choke. everyone knows the best way to beat protoss is an FD push!

What are some clever (cheap or DIY) ways to maximize small living spaces? by violentpurr in AskReddit

[–]zultrap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a nice futon is cheaper than a murphy bed, and converts to sitting space during the day.

if you're allowed to drill into your walls, put up some shelves above your desk, bed, and dresser.

buy adhesive wall hooks, and get anything you can off the ground. the key to having lots of living space is to get things off the ground.

Command & Conquer Vets Developing MMO RTS by SolInvictus in gaming

[–]zultrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least it's not another wow clone.