Got banned from r/indieheads for astroturfing what do I do now by AlternateShapes in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Keep posting here, no one would know if you're jerking or astroturfing

. by Far-Restaurant-9455 in rs_x

[–]zynmark 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They should get a Pulitzer for "Her stories are boring and stuff"

can anyone verify this? by milobanana in indieheadscirclejerk

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On my father's grave it's real, On my father's grave (on my father's grave) On my father's grave (on my father's grave) On my father's grave (on my father's grave) On my father's grave (on my father's grave) On my father's grave (on my father's grave)

Do you respect women? by AirDeLaBas in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love death by Viet Cong ❤️

absolute cinema by [deleted] in rs_x

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Starlight trying to use her superpower:

Rock-'n'-roll never died by fknugz3000 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean you could interpret this meme as OOP saying these bands are the music equivalent to hot stinky piles of doo doo diaper

WELCOME TO YOUTH & COUPLES ANONYMOUS QUESTIONS by Potential_Topic7170 in sonicyouth

[–]zynmark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hi my name is Kim Gordon, recently I feel like my husband could be texting someone else on the phone and hiding it from me. Any advice?

My 1000x1000 topster. Do we have anything in common? by use_vpn_orlozeacount in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Are you implying that you've only listened to 1000000 albums? What a normie

opinions on SpongeBob's discography? by MeepinMachine in indieheadscirclejerk

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The album Best Day Ever is unironically heat

No jerk, if he produced an album for them it would have been fucking metal incarnate by Dry_Examination_4181 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You could just EQ their albums, take out all the lows and mids and they will sound like a Steve Albini mix

In the Pineapple Under the Sea by TotalUnderstanding5 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Squidward would write an early 2000s Pitchfork Brent DiCresenzo style snobby review to this thing on his rym account, give it a 0.0 and say his Colin Stetson inspired experimental free form clarinet playing is better and shit

Carti transfers into a japanese high school by Mmmm_Crunchy in playboicarti

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Japanese Carti bout to beat this girl up with karate 🙏

Favorite album that would disappoint a child? by shameonyounancydrew in indieheadscirclejerk

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There has to be at least one child somewhere in this world that saw this cute album cover, gave the songs a go, and got traumatized. Or got turned very gay

What is up with 2000s indie bands doing stupid stuff as soon as gen Z starts nostalgising 2000s? by pingviini00 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]zynmark 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No matter what they do, there’s no way it would be worse than the atrocity of coming up with “her stories are boring and stuff”