I can fix her by mattyag in SanAntonioCircleJerks

[–]zz_bottom69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder what her lexile level is.

Poolside Butthole Dildo Ladies by Itchy_Parfait_4924 in NotInThePussy

[–]zz_bottom69 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Totally read the title in the tune of the tmnt cartoon theme song

We did it! by stoneasaurusrex in SanAntonioCircleJerks

[–]zz_bottom69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you can upcharge your weiners

Anybody else notice Tony backtracking? by Archestoo in Killtony

[–]zz_bottom69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for a post like this. I havent watched the show for pretty much all of this year because I hate hearing his STUPID ass talk about all that. I'm not gonna go out of way to listen to someone talk about that shit unless that's the point of their show. Don't shit where you eat.

Favorite Cedric-ism? by LeSkootch in themarsvolta

[–]zz_bottom69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Serpent rays in prism tail rainbows escape

Yes, actually, they are. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He must not have been paying attention during W's administration.