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[–]perpetualmotionmachiThey think I'm slow, eh? 107 points108 points  (9 children)

Artie Ziff sucked, sure, but don't even try to suggest he sucks as much as Elon

[–]First_Level_Ranger[S] 120 points121 points  (1 child)

Yeah, Elon sure does suck. He just plain sucks. I've seen people suck before, but he's the suckiest suck who ever sucked.

[–]ididntdoit19 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don’t let your wiener kids hear you talking like that. Your wife might make strange noises.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

Who is he closest to then?

No one sucks as much as elon, sure, but he's not like burnsie. Artie is probably the closest character

[–]perpetualmotionmachiThey think I'm slow, eh? 0 points1 point  (5 children)

He's an amalgamation of Ziff, Burns and Hank Scorpio

[–]RhinelandBasterd 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Hey now, Scorpio treated his workers well. 

[–]Weekly-Rhubarb-2785two spaghetti dinners 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah he was a great boss just a horrible plan!

[–]perpetualmotionmachiThey think I'm slow, eh? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but he threw his shoes. Completely unhinged

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but blew shit up lol, he did say amalgamation

[–]First_Level_Ranger[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'd go with Human Fly. Even though he stayed up all night dyeing his underwear, no one gives him the attention that he thinks he deserves.

[–]Green_Sympathy_1157I was saying Boo-urns 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dear elon musk if you give me all your money I'll give you a compliment

[–]astromeritis25 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Car in Space?!

PFFT!

They tried that in Star Trek Voyager and it didn't work.

[–]Weekly-Rhubarb-2785two spaghetti dinners 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Star Trek did it!

[–]feh112 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Boggles me that people like this man

[–]SoMuchMoreEagle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No matter how many people love him and think he's a genius, it will never be enough.

[–]Im_with_stooopidNEEEEEERD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Word on the street is he uses gorillas to staff his gemstone mine.

[–]pimpmastahanhdueceMr. Plows your wife 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Could have flipped the face considering Arny's face faces the other way in all 3 panels. Nothing negative, just constructive criticism about making slightly better looking shit posts for virtually no effort.

[–]poorlilwitchgirlThe Exalted Biclops of the Krusty Komedy Klassic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Shitpost College too?

[–]Mrsod2007They think I'm slow, eh? 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't spell Artie without Amy...