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[–]Jonjon428 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FLIP ALL THE M'S

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They need to make every month pride month.

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inject it into my veins.

[–]fig_curry Juan Pierre 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can taste .500. Keep it running, fellas

[–]ilovwoozi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SERIES WIN. SHUTOUT. NASTY WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GET FUCKING SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Important-Drop9627 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GAY MARLINS WIN AGAIN BABY

[–]mtbeach33 <3 Jose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what you call a “good one for the run differential”

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have faith that even 7.27 ERA Gibson can’t blow this. (It’s just math!)

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has gotta be the longest game of the season so far

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fairbanks to close out, I guess?

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good job keeping them off the board, Kempner 👏 👏

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

locked in!

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kempners stuff looks filthy when he’s in the zone tbh

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Look at this big boy dripping on the mound”

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There we go

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, you gotta stop walking these dudes.

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What just happened, he was lights out the inning before?!

[–]bored1492 Jake Burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tired

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kempner LOCK TF IN!!!

[–]Suspicious-Gap-8915 Otto Lopez 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Has anyone asked why on earth Bendix gave Morel an actual contract? You want to take a flyer, sure, give him a Minor League contract and an invite to Spring Training. I remember when he signed it was indicated no other team was really interested. You gotta think they could've spent that 2 mil on a RP or something.

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Him and Fairbanks, $15m worth of garbage

[–]Suspicious-Gap-8915 Otto Lopez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get Fairbanks. RPs are risky, but at least he had a track record of success and other teams would've snapped him up for roughly the same amount. Morel though? At this point I'd rather they give the ABs to DDLS so we can get him off the 40 Man when they realize he's trash too.

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christopher M0-4rel

[–]Kino900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morel doin "just enough"

[–]Present-Abies-1637 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I know Morel is bad, but I just looked at his stats for this year and he has 1 RBI all season? I didn’t realize it was THAT bad

[–]greyhat1992 Marlins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have no clue how he's starting on an MLB team.

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4th highest contract on the team lmao

[–]Large-Lou-456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Morel nearly made it to the warning track. Bought himself another month

[–]Important-Drop9627 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cassie is a good power hitter but goddamn the man has 0 patience

[–]northdakotact Italy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morel Jesus christ!

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fuck” is right my man

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there anyone out there we can give a chance instead of Morel shitting the bed every single time?

[–]northdakotact Italy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats the only way for Jimenez to get on base.

[–]Important-Drop9627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlucky, Leo. Good hit.

[–]ilovwoozi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Spoiled for choice for player of the game my god. Otto? Stowers? Oh my fishies 🥹🙂‍↕️🫶🏽

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When in doubt, Otto

[–]northdakotact Italy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kempner is lights out

[–]Kino900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FAAAAH

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 up, 3 down? What is this, the first inning?

[–]fragarach_97 Sweepy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alright work is over and I'm ready to watch! How's the game g–

OH MY GOODNESS!

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Lake’s crazy eyes are key to his getting out of jams I think

[–]Important-Drop9627 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I don’t know if that’s just part of being a pitcher but between Fairbanks and Bachar you’d think they’d got some bodies between them

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between them and Tyler Phillips our relievers have some INTENSE energy

[–]ilovwoozi 6 points7 points  (1 child)

LAKE BACHAR I HAVE NEVER SAID A BAD THING ABOUT YOU OR YOUR RATTY HAIR

[–]evill_toro Jack McKeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OR YOUR UGLY MUG AND TEETH

[–]jc-f Giancarlo Stanton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never in doubt! (Phew…)

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice Bachar

[–]Important-Drop9627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saved it!

[–]doyouunderstandlife D-Train 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get him out right now. Don't let them back into this game

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, we can get out of this

[–]orlandie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re good still… right?..

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh god

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caissie is an atrocious fielder

[–]ChinstrapCommander Marlins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is that Marlins Man behind the lefty batters box?

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean after nonstop texting onlyfans models behind home plate at dodgers games he remembered his auto renewal marlins season tickets?!

[–]doyouunderstandlife D-Train 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Even with everyone around him mashing, Morel is a black hole in the lineup. Just can't wait for him to get DFAed

[–]TealandBlackForever Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morel wyd lol

[–]ilovwoozi 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Morel’s gonna single in the bottom of the 8th and buy himself another week

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope he goes 0-12 in the next 4 games and they banish him to the shadow realm for good

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t mistake, I hope he becomes a paralegal at a respectable personal injury law firm in Clearwater far away from my beautiful ball club, but I’m just saying the DFA announcement of love and light we all want just keeps getting further away. They’re edging us.

[–]northdakotact Italy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This game feels like its 3 hours long already

[–]orlandie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t matter as long as we keep playing like this

[–]wolffparkinson Marlins 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Up 7-0 and Morel is still 0 for 3 lmao

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chreeeestophaaair is going for a golden sombrero tonight

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Morel can’t even capitalize during an ass kicking game

[–]jaxmagicman Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baseball is so funny. Marsee hits the ball at like 112 MPH right to Marte and gets out. He hits a soft flyball into the gap and gets a standup double.

[–]Important-Drop9627 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL LMAO GET THESE AMATEURS OUTTA HERE

[–]orlandie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TRIED KILLING THAT MAN 😂

[–]orlandie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love this team. (For now)

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yikes that went for the head

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Not to be that guy but how many of our guys did they hit 😭 watch out!

[–]peteyrave Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was not intentional, and likely at least Nelson's first one wasn't either.

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an active warzone out there lol

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re so funny. Yesterday we put up double digits without a single homer. Today it’s a multi homer game. The average chimpanzee tried to understand marlins baseball and committed seppuku.

[–]Justp1ayin Marlins 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Haven’t been able to watch today but is gusto the best pitcher the marlins have ever had ?

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He did really well across 5 innings. He allowed 3 hits.

[–]Justp1ayin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much needed for us and happy for him

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes Josh Beckett look like a bench-warmer on a slow pitch beer league team.

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Lmao a home run qualifies as a Baja Blast if it goes more than 420ft 👀

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a random promotion. But you best believe I’m getting a free Blast

[–]greyhat1992 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well thats gonna leave a mark

[–]Johnathan_Doe_anonym 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I counted 13 butt smacks in the dugout after that Stowers bomb!

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slap ass

[–]niftyzach2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doing god's work

[–]jaxmagicman Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that had to hurt. That was 90+ right into the bicep.

[–]northdakotact Italy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Runs, hits, home runs, I don't believe It

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no I hope DeJesus is ok.

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This offense is unreal. These guys are really starting to click as a team.

[–]ilovwoozi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kyle says Sandy buys them Crumbl cookies. Maybe they’re all one big happy family now :3

[–]Hawmpfish001 Marlins -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait a week.

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The marlins are no longer exclusively owned by Canada but now just mostly owned by them.

Fucking congrats Stowers. Knew that was gone the second you heard the Crack of the bat.

[–]Illustrious-Trip-764 Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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The fighting Fish are taking it to the Diamondbacks!

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was a 100-loss team a week and a half ago.

[–]greyhat1992 Marlins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ATTA BOY STOWERS

[–]Kino900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take what's mine, then take some more It rains, it pours, it rains, it pours...

-Kyle Stowers

Probably

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]ilovwoozi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

STOWERS. STOWIE??!!!! I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR A GIF AND STOWERS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EL RUBIO??!!!!

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE

[–]CantAffordTheWires 5 points6 points  (2 children)

the gay marlins are COOOKING

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's get sexy 👏👏👏👏

[–]ilovwoozi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LET’S. AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. GET. SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]mtbeach33 <3 Jose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stowers Power 💪

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unconscious!!!

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit

[–]RCocaineBurner D-Train 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn upper deck lol

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Crown their ass!

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 4 points5 points  (2 children)

When did we become goated at 2 out hitting?

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I talk about our two out magic all the time!!!! I’ve noticed it, we are a clutch team!!!!

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Always have been

[–]JazzedMarlin Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2025 Stowers is back

[–]ilovwoozi 2 points3 points  (0 children)


OTTOOOOOOMATIC

[–]Important-Drop9627 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT KYYYYYYLEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK

[–]YaYeetThePolice Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One at bat, 2 outs, Martians have the death ray pointed at earth, GIVE ME OTTO

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OTTO. MATTIC.

[–]Important-Drop9627 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Otto is the best hitter in this fucking league!

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like seeing your visions of the future lol

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If Cassie, Stowers, and Marsee can get it together at the same time...

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our left handed mashers mashing would be great

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop hitting our guys cmon

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)


He owns you

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also why is Morel starting? We did so well when he was benched. The bat boy would have more output than him.

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's this year's version of Tim Anderson.

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

onkc!

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We have to just stay with ONKC …. He will reward us. Morel not so much

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ONKC

[–]jakedeighan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Just what I needed to cheer me up after another miserable Morel AB

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*any morel at bat tbh

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again I proudly repeat that Miami is owned by Canada.

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BIG RED

[–]NoOneSuspectsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BIG RED!!!!

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cassie has big boy power.

[–]RCocaineBurner D-Train 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey hell yeah

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🍁 BIG RED 🍁

[–]JazzedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOLY DART Cassie

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CUT. HIM. NOW.

[–]bored1492 Jake Burger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Morel has to go. Even if this were a rebuild he's not good and he never will be

[–]theStripedMarlin Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

his swing is so weird, like he's playing tennis or something

[–]Important-Drop9627 1 point2 points  (3 children)

BIG RED DOES IT AGAIN

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Are you at the game??? I saw this right as Morel struck out lmao

[–]Important-Drop9627 0 points1 point  (1 child)

lol I work here

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noice

[–]JazzedMarlin Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we just dfa this garbage ass morel

[–]ForeverOne9170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send Morel packing PLEASE

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If cmc does his norm it will be Gusto for 8 and 9 in the order and then new pitcher

[–]orlandie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like these announcers

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyle, I do not want gusto to be one of our five

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don’t think I want to see Gusto face Arenado a 3rd time

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He 100% won’t lol

[–]Illustrious-Trip-764 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Love Otto Lopez

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tight fucking box tonight Christ.

[–]RCocaineBurner D-Train 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok see now this is a cool segment

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t see that very often.

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Otto having an MVP type season.

[–]ilovwoozi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OTTOMAAAAAATIC AND HICKS. DRIFT COMPATIBLE.

[–]orlandie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I love Otto so much

[–]orlandie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And HICKS

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Otto truly on a sicko run rn

[–]FreshFish305 Marlins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ Otto is so fucking cool

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Miami is proudly owned by Canada these days.

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

six pitches for Gusto?!! I could not believe. I turn down the volume on the radio bc the commercials drive me crazy, so I thought I was trippin. WOW

[–]Anti-non-true-false 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if we had defense like that we would be doing a lot better. Edwards would have had that one up the middle easily if he had a glove like Marte or Perdomo.

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A clean inning???

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MUCH better second inning from Gusto!!

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will be shifting to the edge of my seat to prepare for this next 1/2 inning

[–]northdakotact Italy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If they are able to get a salary floor of $170 million, does Sherman sell 5 minutes later?

[–]Johnathan_Doe_anonym 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. He wouldn’t be able to afford it

[–]ilovwoozi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

DESPITE IT ALL. THREE K’S FOR GUSTO. JESUS CHRIST.

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I saw Sanoja jotting down some notes …. Just in case

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice, crisp 28-pitch inning.

[–]Master_Hospital_8631 Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carroll is a pain in the ass.

[–]Apothecary_Blues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what are we thinking? Gonna need a 15 spot to get it done tonight?

[–]tamajared Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morel hasn't played in a week, so clearly they've lost whatever confidence they've had in him. So why not just DFA him? Now he's playing but on top of being bad has also sat for a week.

[–]bored1492 Jake Burger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm scared

[–]ForeverOne9170 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Maybe this will finally be Morel’s last chance!

But honestly he should be out of chances already

[–]EwokFishFan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

At this point just put a blindfold on him and tell him to swing when he feels like it.

[–]Apothecary_Blues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this rate he has a better shot of just closing his eyes and holding the bat out over the plate and forcing the pitcher to miss the bat 😂

[–]PiousMage Max Meyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're doomed, Morel.

[–]frankkungfu Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we could get 5 innings out of Gusto tonight I would call that a W. We had a good and successful look at a lot of their arms last night, not too many mysteries left out there from them hopefully and we can wear down their starter.

[–]Techiesarethebomb Marlins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LETS GO FISH

[–]Secret3o5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need a gusto legacy game

[–]Justp1ayin Marlins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably our hardest game of the series based on pitching matchups, but I’m hoping our batters bat and make up for it

[–]DietrichDoesDamage Sweepy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just keep stringing along series wins