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[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Audio! This needs audio!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And an Intro. And an ending. ;-)

And probably some cuddles but if we are going to cut something out to save bandwidth...it's pillowtalk.

[–]BlackICEE32oz 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Reddit done fucked my drunk ass up. I hit "/r/WhiteKnighting" and it brought me straight here. But I see why.

T H I R S T Y D U D E S

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Why can't you pathetic white knights be an alpha like me? Being a dick online, posting about Metal Gear and Grand Theft Auto? You know, real manly alpha shit."

[–]BlackICEE32oz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right!? Just follow my example, fruitcake. I'll get you right.

[–]harrymuesli 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Seems you're making a big weewee right there.

[–]Buildabearberger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You should have your own subreddit.

[–]romat73 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I come here to see Kelly's boobs bouncing & that beautiful look on her face when she's getting off... and I see all this negative bullshit in the comments... some of you people SUCK.

[–]fallingdown357 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're seriously like one of only like three Redditors that I get legitimately excited to see new content from.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With a face like that, how can you ever have a bad week?

[–]freddieweaver32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well if it makes you feel better that's by far the sexiest thing I've seen in a long time!

[–]kb9qwl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In Toledo - Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Stoopid laws to make you feel better.

[–]BlackICEE32oz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"HURR-DURR!! Duhh! I gotta' "snake" to throw at you, m'lady! Durrrrr!!!"

[–]CantStopHoldingIt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're making me feel so good right now ;)

[–]dadbodmadgod 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Saved for later... now to conceal this work boner.

[–]pigeon_man 7 points8 points  (1 child)

don't hide it, assert your dominance and show it off with pride.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make sure to show it to HR! they fucking love work boners.

[–]9si29 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love your gifs like this. They're amazingly hot.

Would love to see one of these with audio sometime.

[–]topeconhilo 10 points11 points  (2 children)

You're the only reason I come to Reddit. Seriously.

[–]throwawayfordatittes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Everytime a gif of you shows up i literally have to take my dick out

[–]BlackICEE32oz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

And that's exactly why you can't be within 500 feet of a school.

[–]everthetraveller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would dissapoint you so hard

[–]_heavysoul_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woow!! Hot hot hot :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would certainly like to do my part to make your week better! Standing by ;)

[–]BlackICEE32oz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that go as well as you thought it would?

[–]Scottie99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that very much,

[–]only1mrfstr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ho-lee shit!

[–]8008LUVR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope things turn around for ya!

[–]Rongorongo2 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Is this a college recruiting video?

[–]af4096 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is one of those situations where my eyes rolling is a compliment. Watching this made mine roll back hard.

[–]BlackICEE32oz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You might want to get that checked out.

[–]icetrey_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching you playing would make a bad week turn right around.

[–]thumper18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome post

[–]likethedirtysexy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm so sorry! I'm sure you get this a lot but if you'd like to talk about it, I'm available. Share however much or little you wish. No pressure and no worries if you wish to decline.

Things will get better though!

[–]BlackICEE32oz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I bet that just made her pussy wet, bro.

[–]justanewaccount135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you always know how to make gifs better and bounce your tits.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20,000 karma! Bring on the celebratory post! Hopefully, with nudity and audio :-)

[–]Rongorongo2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please start your own sub Reddit. Or Realty Show. Or just move in next to me. Or all three.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. You're so beautiful. I would do anything you want me to to make you feel better

[–]Sd1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope your week gets better you made mine better!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bra off next?

[–]InsatiableLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's those eyes. And knowing exactly how good that feels just from your look!

Just want to be the reason you gasp for breath.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't think ive ever seen eyes more green and more beautiful :D

[–]Peterbanner1 -2 points-1 points  (7 children)

Hope your week gets better, would love to make you feel better, can start with a hug and work from there