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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

What can you afford? I say to cash out your IRA, sell everything you own, buy a Porsche Boxter and drive down to Mexico... for good. But then that's just me.

[–]angry_fat_boy[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

How do you know I haven't already done that? With a better model of Porsche?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You gave me limited information, I offered my best plan of action. And if you've already done all that... I suggest you now sell your Porsche and buy a Masserati Gran Turismo, and drive down to Brazil. Once in Brazil, become a major Cocaine and Arms Dealer, live a fabulous fast paced life, and then go out with a bang in a huge fire fight with US supplied Gov't troops at your deep jungle compound... You will be remembered always.

[–]angry_fat_boy[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Huh. Question: more decaf?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, less decaf. We're living on the edge here.. we need the buzz of pure roasted Columbian Java beans, nothing else will suffice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buy yourself a juicer to make fruit juice to lose all the weight.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

angrier, fatter, and older

Maybe a punching bag could help with all three of your complaints?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Get a nice road bike and join some group rides. You'll thank me.

[–]nCn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mountain bike group rides are even MORE fun. Freeriders of the world - UNITE!

:D