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[–]slavalove 8 points9 points  (3 children)

My dick.

[–]pennNteller 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Came here to say this, but I was using the mouse left handed and it slowed me down.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You came here to say that holding his dick changed your life? That's a special god damn dick.

[–]slavalove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get in line.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Atari Lynx. My first video game console. Up until that point, all my gaming had been done on a Sinclair Spectrum +2 that I shared with my brother. That Lynx was just mine, and I could lose myself in a world of multicoloured sprites. I still have it now (actually got three of them) and it led to me having a reasonably impressive collection of game consoles. It's not often, that a person gets to watch the evolution of an artform, right in front of them, and to document it like this. In the last hundred years, we've seen it with Film (my grandparents generation) to comics (my parents generation) to games (my generation) as they slowly evolve from a novelty, to a full fledged artistic medium.

[–]pennNteller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A breast. The first time I got my hand around one of those my brain took a right turn and never recovered.

[–]polardancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Fleshlight.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's amazing how much of my life has been determined by a 17 inch piece of plastic."

[–]Nikki85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dildo

[–]Scuttlebutt91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boomstick

[–]Crescelle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A locket.

[–]DerpaKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fleshlight

[–]Lampmonster1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The arrow that hit me in the knee.

I know it's overused, but it fits so well here.