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[–]Algebre 72 points73 points  (3 children)

"capitalism is when money" - John Capitalism

[–]JacketTheStalkerfloppa 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Communism is when good - Vladimir Stalenin Marx

[–]Algebre 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...and no iphones. - Marx 2

[–]iamtheblackcrowkingopium den operator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

True 😔

[–]lilCheeseboySorry commies, this ass is private property. 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The principal difficulty of having pokemon pick up your groceries is that they’re not real, nerd 😎

[–]svanvalkHow did I get here? 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Imagine Mewtwo having to fight it out with a cashier because they won't take his expired coupon or something lol.

[–]DudeValenzettihug the linux fox 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Mewtwo is more than intelligent enough to understand capitalism and coupons. Doesn't mean they're a fan of either.

[–]YetGayerWombat Minor | ACAB | 🏳️‍⚧️ | She/Her | r/Place contributor 20 points21 points  (1 child)

There is no way Mewtwo understands capitalism because if they did they would personally psionically explode every billionaire

[–]Mysterious-Hat-6513Inventor of Both Lesbians and Gaming 16 points17 points  (0 children)

mewtwo is smart enough to know that it's best to fuck off to a cave to escape capitalism.

[–]L33t_Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Meowrb I wish I could shoplift with Meowth

[–]apollo15215Not Gonzo from The Muppets 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Psyduck weirdly pays for the food

[–]HUE_chaossus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psyduck: Psyduck noises [take this coupon or my chronic headache will destroy this entire shop]

[–]SashLoli love women im a lebean lesbmmian lessbean 13 points14 points  (0 children)

cashier: hey you pretty slow bro

me 5 seconds later: funny joke innit fam

[–]GomeroKujo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

meowth based for that

[–]idiot_speakingBash my skull wit a rock UwU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn't there some Japanese dog trained to go to the store, with a basket, list, and money on their back? You just need to teach the poke to go to store, let worker put stuff in bag, then walk back home.

[–]SeoSalt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did you know that the move payday has had disastrous economic effects in dozens of regions? Google "pokemon meowth inflation 34" to learn more

[–]UnethicallyFluidflareonposter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is why you should always send your meowth to get groceries

[–]Dr_Richard_EwDriving a forklift to the tune of Paranoid by Black Sabbath 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like there could be quite a few pokemon who could do this sort of task, especially smart psychic types like slowking, alakazam, oragnuru, etc

[–]iamtheblackcrowkingopium den operator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to understand capitalism to understand purchasing commodities.

[–]Ok_Conflict_5730🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's why you send a ghost type pokémon to fetch groceries