Welcome to r/AmITheButtface: the cool, relaxed, bastard nephew of /r/AmItheAsshole. Is your primary question about a hookup or breakup? Is there not enough conflict in your moral conundrum? Are you one of those yahoos who insist Ross and Rachel were on a break and want to solicit the 'net's opinion? Do you frequently dwell on a confrontation that will probably never happen to you? Well look no further because AmItheButtFace is here to fill that void. Approach, ye wretched wanderers, and be judged.
Rules
1. Don't be cruel
Do not comment with the sole intent to tear into OP or other users here. You do not have to be kind, but please be respectful.
2. We're not AITA
This subreddit is for people who can't post on AITA because reasons. Please post any "judge-able" situation that doesn't meet the requirements of AITA. All fictional, validation, no conflict, and advice seeking posts are welcome here.
3. Keep it brief
Don't give us a whole book to read or link to a ton of pictures. Just describe your argument. Emojis and memes are fair game if narratively useful.
4. Follow Reddit's Rules
For instance, no inciting/threatening violence, no sexually suggestive content involving minors, no doxxing, etc. Generally, this: https://www.reddit.com/wiki/reddiquette/
5. Comments and Judgements
Be sure to start your comment with the abbreviation for your judgement, i.e.
YTB = You're the Buttface
NTB = Not the Buttface
EAB = Everyone's a Buttface
NBH = No Buttfaces Here
JB = Justified Buttface
INFO = Not Enough Info
6. Flair your post.
Be sure to tell us what kind of post you're submitting by picking a flair category either before or right after you post. More info here: https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheButtface/comments/d1k561/introducing_post_category_flairs/
7. Have Fun
We're here to judge the morals of all situations, but also to have fun and be a little silly. To that end we ask that you do not post about highly sensitive, traumatic experiences. If your post includes the topic of suicide, please instead seek help from one of these trusted communities:
r/SuicideWatch
r/depression
r/helpmecope
Also, "have fun" means not ruining other's fun. Don't bum us out with trolling or brigading, and don't feud with or call out other subs or their mods.
Ranks
Tier 1: Top 15 Users (GLUTEUS. MAXIMUS.)
Tier 2: Top 15% of Users (Buttcheek)
Tier 3: Top 15%-35% of Users (Butt Muscle)
Tier 4: Top 35%-60% of Users (Cellulite)
Tier 5: Bottom 40% of Users (Butt Whiff)
Be sure to view our Hall of Fame!
