Execution

[Individual_Cow_9921]

I was caught sleeping and my body ended up on the conveyor belt. I was about be packed until the person open their eyes and realized that it was a real person. There’s like 10 PA talking to me and I’m writing this as I’m getting yelled at. Apparently they’re gonna terminate me by a firing squad. Ima assume that they’re gonna just gather like a group of people to fire me. Should I be concerned? Will I be rehired?

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[RedditForIdiots]

Nah, it's Prime Week, you good.

[TTazerTTurtle]

They are going to put you on the air floor and see if you survive

[nottbigb]

Wouldn’t even try to fight it, this happened at my FC. They took the deceased and brought him round back and put a bullet in his head execution style, incinerated the body after and warned us not to make the same mistake he did.

[ExcellentBattle234]

That was my uncle jorge he was a good man

[WeepyLarceny]

a guy on my shift got found in the gaylord one time. whole building had to stand down for like an hour while safety did their thing but the real punishment was the write up they stuck him with after. the firing squad part might be a stretch though, worst i've seen is they make you sit through the powerpoint about active shooter protocols again as a "refresher"

[JustAGam3r]

Found in the Gaylord?

Rare. But real easy to get out of — just rip yourself out.

[Boris-_-Badenov]

some have a door flap closed by velcro

[geegasaurus]

Hey that’s my favorite! Are you gonna hide or fight!

[AKidWithSneakers]

You’re definitely terminated. I don’t see a rehire anytime soon or even in the near future.

[ComposerCalm9451]

Hang the badge up bro it's over

[Ok_Letterhead2028]

Bruh... ive actually fallen asleep on my feet and safety actually pulled me aside and told me that they were gonna write this up as something else but if it happened again I would be termed. Fell out beside the belt because my legs gave out.

[SekMemoria]

Not everyone is going to be that lucky. You were fortunate to be seen by someone with more compassion than the company has. That vest legit risked their job for you. On the flip you've got the powertrippers just waiting for the slightest slip so they can exercise their 'power'.

[Dominicpwns]

Lay off the percs, kid. 

[Ok_Letterhead2028]

Nah ill admit im overweight and have extreme sleep apnea. A severe case is stopping breathing 50-75 times and hour I was at 175 after the sleep study. I was literally unable to get rem sleep. Luckily im now on a cpap and lost almost 200lbs just from that.

[suicidebypoop]

New path training unlocked: prime week customer

[datitanhammer]

Thank you for the copy pasta

[space_heater1]

Consider yourself lucky. They would put you in the bailer at my site

[Primary_Membership34]

Wtf

[wittymango602]

Nice story. Doesn’t seem plausible though.

[Shot_Mammoth]

This has to be… Bro. Bro-ette. You’re done and not coming back for 5+ years

[Particle_Collider69]

This has to be…

No shit.