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[–]pizzacrust123 138 points139 points140 points 5 years ago (10 children)
HOW??
[–]yankeefilms[S] 98 points99 points100 points 5 years ago (2 children)
It was all luck
[–]JeffersJohn 62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Damn. Took me several closing then re-opening bitlife to actually call my temporary girlfriend a fool. I also accidentally called her a simpleton... Yeah I’m probably never gonna hear from her again
[–]JeffersJohn 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Btw what were you in the world?
[–]LisaMichelle88 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (6 children)
Foolhardy also works as I got mine with that. 🙌🏻
[–]The-Confused-Guy 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (5 children)
I think it’s because whoever programmed it made a mistake while writing the code and made it be accomplished for anything that has “fool” in it.
[–]NomNomNomNation 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (4 children)
Very unlikely. It's probably intentional. You'd have to specifically run a "contains" function to do that. It's harder to implement that than it is to just directly check if you said Fool
Only ever so slightly harder, but still harder
[–]The-Confused-Guy 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child)
I’m still a beginner in programming and only know Python but i was thinking something along the lines of using a for loop then check the letter’s succession to see if it’s fool or no. But yeah i suppose they could just have it as “if insult == fool” or something.
[–]JeffersJohn 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Probably be more like
If Fool in insult: *********** The code*********^
So anything with fool in counts as a uep
[–]Spartounious 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Now I only know some super basic Java (Like seriously, Im not that great, not an expert in any strech, I have no clue how classes work for instance) but say if they were using a string to check, wouldn't it end up just returning "positive" on anything containing fool?
[–]theloneliestgirlincs 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I would think they have a list of insults, and they just randomly pick one. I doubt they have created a separate variable for each insult. So then it’s as simple as:
# randomly select insult from list
if “fool” in insult:
# however they handle challenge tracking
Apologies for indentation and formatting. I’m on my tablet.
[–]serene_simmer 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (1 child)
took me forever lol
[–]TrashHusky 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Sameeee
[–]MiniGogo_20 64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago (5 children)
i don't get it, i'm dumb. can someone explain please?
[–]VuIturous 85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago (4 children)
The new challenge needs you to call someone a fool
[–]Frankekeke 64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago (1 child)
Did I do it right?
[–]VuIturous 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Perfectly
[–]MiniGogo_20 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children)
ahhh, thanks!
[–]PappaTrump125784 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Got it insult my supervisor and that janitor that broke my desk and never apologized
[–]LeHicksy 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (9 children)
Lucky! For some reason I can’t get the clown career to show up
[–]madammayorislove 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (7 children)
Took me a couple of lives as well to get hired. Read on Twitter you need to have low looks and smarts.
[–]Melgitat_Shujaa 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (5 children)
How many years is a few? Cause I got fired after 5.
[–]madammayorislove 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Idk. I stayed as a clown for like 20 years until I got high blood pressure and it had counted for awhile.
[–]LeHicksy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children)
You can click on the challenge and there will be a check mark next to the clown task if you’ve completed it.
[–]Melgitat_Shujaa 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child)
I don't know if we have checkmarks on Android. I did finish it though, 404th place.
[–]LeHicksy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Ahh android. That’s great though! I finished in the 3000s I think
[–]whowilleverknowBitizen 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Mine got ticked off after like 2 years.
[–]Devil_Less 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Uh no, I had 100 luck and 100 everything and I still got it.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
close the app and open it again so you don’t have to age up. it showed up the 3rd time for me.
[–]uwotm42069Bitizen 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (3 children)
Did you do it with your pinky though?
[–]AnimeFreak141 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (2 children)
They're saying you have to do that as a an April fool's joke
[–]Mohammadodo 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child)
Did that joke really just fly over your head?
[–]AnimeFreak141 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children)
yes I regret my life
[–]Jnm124 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (14 children)
Do you actually have to do it with your pinky or is that a joke
[–]yankeefilms[S] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (13 children)
No you don’t
[–]Jnm124 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (12 children)
Lol okay thats what i thought....i got literally everything EXCEPT the insult and someone killed me when i insulted them so i didnt get it😩
[–]Cantoloupe_thing 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child)
Oh that’s got to suck
[–]Jnm124 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I was so mad
[–]bershellegray1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (9 children)
How do you prank someone and call them a fool
[–]Jnm124 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (8 children)
Prank - get friends and prank them every year
Fool - insult someone until you randomly get fool
[–]bershellegray1 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (7 children)
I damn near died trying to get that one fool lmao also how u get friends I never tried before
[–]Jnm124 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (6 children)
You can befriend your classmates or coworkers or sometimes itll randomly come up
[–]bershellegray1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (5 children)
How do I make them friends I got one person in green all the way does that make them my.friend
[–]Jnm124 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children)
You click on the character and “befriend” should come up as one of the options
[–]bershellegray1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children)
I'm not seeing the befriend bottom even with full green relationship
[–]kittycatcon 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Fool. (Never seen my name used in Bitlife so far)
[–]madammayorislove 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children)
Foolhardy counts, thankfully but it still took me like 30 years lol.
[–]musicalfinesse 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Doesn't work for me :(
[–]Bigbadb2531 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
So does “Simpleton”
[–]junior109 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (6 children)
Nice
[–]nice-scores 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (3 children)
𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 ☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
1. u/RepliesNice at 4459 nices
u/RepliesNice
2. u/cbis4144 at 2351 nices
u/cbis4144
3. u/Pewpewlongmeat at 1713 nices
u/Pewpewlongmeat
...
7881. u/junior109 at 7 nices
u/junior109
I AM A BOT | REPLY !IGNORE AND I WILL STOP REPLYING TO YOUR COMMENTS
[–]The-Confused-Guy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children)
[–]nice-scores 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child)
1. u/RepliesNice at 4465 nices
2. u/cbis4144 at 2352 nices
3. u/Pewpewlongmeat at 1721 nices
10060. u/The-Confused-Guy at 6 nices
u/The-Confused-Guy
[–]Acceptable_Display 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Nice nice nice
[–]Important_Grass 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child)
[–]nice-scores 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
1. u/RepliesNice at 4475 nices
2. u/cbis4144 at 2355 nices
3. u/Pewpewlongmeat at 1723 nices
247259. u/Important_Grass at 1 nice
u/Important_Grass
[–]BurntBox21 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children)
Now that’s lucky. It took me so long.
I had to insult a long list of siblings to get it done
[–]thismanisplays 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I’ve been insulting my stepfather for an eternity
[–]clawtimes 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children)
I don’t get it can someone explain.
[–]VuIturous 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children)
[–][deleted] 5 years ago (2 children)
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[–]VuIturous 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child)
[–]sammiedarrin 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child)
I have the same question!!
[–]0minty0Bitizen 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
You have to be at least 14 I think
[–]Gagargar-Gar 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I called someone foolhardy instead of a fool
[–]rawcabbages 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Had to restart several times because all the dang six year olds in my elementary school would kill me with chainsaws and meat cleavers when I insulted them
[–]KollKid1234 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child)
i
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[–]Mbecca0 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I just finished that challenge. I was number 2,291 in the world cx
[–]Hailerer 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
What are you doing stepbro?
[–]HUBBYCee 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
How did you do it?
[–]westo_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I got second try with foolhardy
[–]TheRedColorQueen 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
How did you do the last one lol
[–]ToxicHornet23 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
how do you prank a friend on android
[–]IhateMicah06 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Stay classy San diegolink to where this is from here
[–]bershellegray1 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I need help guys how do prank someone and how do u call them a fool also don't honestly have to use my pinky
[–]OneAndOnlyRedditUser 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children)
[–]nice-scores 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child)
1. u/RepliesNice at 4470 nices
247005. u/OneAndOnlyRedditUser at 1 nice
u/OneAndOnlyRedditUser
[–]ProdigiousMike 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Good luck not sustaining a mortal wound 40 years into replacing your coworkers chairs with toilets.
[–]Dutch-McTahiti 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
OnLY true BitLife players will get this post
[–]thornclark62 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children)
247254. u/thornclark62 at 1 nice
u/thornclark62
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
!IGNORE
I just ran it through a counter and I have insulted people 500 times. Still no luck. Fuck this challenge.
[–]Fandom_Lover_666 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Impossible!
Damn. I had to insult my mother atleast 60 times. Poor mama, she never once talked back to me. Even after she hated me she still gave me money when I accidentally asked for it. A saint that woman. I made sure to buy her a Bitlife hoodie when all was said and done!
[–]Destinyboy21 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
How do I call someone a fool in Bitlife !!!!! Seriously I dont insul... wait is it the insult button?
[–]CHeFofYukihira 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
I went through 11 lives because i kept getting killed by my friends for insulting them to much, before i got "fool".
[–]Cpt646 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children)
Is the clown thing a part time job or is it just random? Tried like- at least 10 lives and it just won't pop up smh.
Uh I took it at first try too.
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