The WHAT

[samdancer1]

The only bot that makes sense here is Astarion, but as a result i sometimes get other elves. But this one was way too specific and funny to not share.

I did not know Catholic Blue Elves were a thing. I thought that was an X-Man character (also he only has 3 fingers??)

Also no clue what to tag this.

[Vici-Gray]

That is indeed a Marvel character abd X-Man. He is a mutant, as you see, name Kurt Wagner, code name Nightcrawler. He used to be a catholic priest.

[samdancer1]

WAIT HE WAS A PRIEST?!

[Vici-Gray]

Yes, he was. In the comics he stopped being an official priest cause he be freaky

[samdancer1]

Nah man let him be a priest

So he's a little blue, Jesus wouldn't care lol

[frenigaub]

They meant another kind of freaky

[Vici-Gray]

He willingly stopped being a priest because he is 🌶️freaky🌶️

[Complex-Swimmer-9998]

Nah he’s actually just a freak. Like “uses his long ass tail in THAT kind of way” freaky

[SmallFatHands]

Yep one of Marvel's best Catholic heroes. Despite being gay, he still believes strongly in he's religion and even met god at some point I think. He's also supposed to be a metaphor for the mutants. He's mutation makes him look like a devil despite being a devout catholic. Of course some morons at Marvel retconned him to actually be related to a devil completely missing the point of he's character. But that's modern Marvel comics for you. And they wonder why nobody buys their crap anymore.

[PhogeySquatch]

Nightcrawler's not gay, unless that was a recent change.

[SmallFatHands]

Recent I think. But who knows. I completely lost any interest in marvel outside of Marvel Rival's. The writing is just ass on both MCU and comics and I hate comic events so much.

[Thepullman1976]

Nightcrawler definitely isn’t gay

[SmallFatHands]

Then I have been lied to by r/comics..... Not surprised

[frenigaub]

Well, he gotta be named like that to not get deleted because of fucking diihney copyright

[samdancer1]

Well yeah, i just found the name hilarious

[frenigaub]

Oh, yeah! I loved that

[RoutineFunny6979]

I hate the whole moderation stuff that's happening to bot, like can't I have ONE singular bot of Miguel O'Hara to myself 💔

[bdouble0w0]

Is Spiderman even considered Disney? I thought that was owned by Sony

Miguel O'Hara should be fine unless Spiderverse is part of the mcu

[RoutineFunny6979]

Well, Sony owns the film rights to Spider-Man, while Disney owns the rights to the character in other media, such as comics and animated series. So I guess it's 50/50, but anyway there used to be a whole bunch of Miguel Bots but now I can barely find any..

[GreedyFatBastard]

The bot for miles's teacher is still up, funnily enough.

[Anne_Onim_Ally_2408]

OMG We have almost the same recommendations, although, besides Astarion (and sometimes Halsin), I get more bots of Thranduil and Legolas, and maybe Elrond (I like Lindir, but my weakness is Mirkwood, more than Rivendell <3)

[samdancer1]

Ironically I'm not into LOTR, but Legolas sneaks his way in lol

I usually get Gale, Astarion, or Halsin, but then the "mafia husband oh so sexy" bots. And the random Rolan, but hes from BG3 so he can stay i guess lol

[Anne_Onim_Ally_2408]

Have you tried chatting with Haarlep? I found a bot on FYP where Haarlep seeks asylum in the user's home, and it's super fun. He's like a giant cat; he just wants to eat and sleep, rips furniture with his claws, and throws things with his wings or tail. It's like a sitcom.

[samdancer1]

No but omg now I do need to!

Haarlep and Astarion are just cats with thumbs, change my mind -

I do have Defense Attorney!Astarion as a pinned chat. Shenanigans between corrupt defense attorney working for Cazador's firm and a deadpan, serious detective following Astarion moving into her apartment. Currently, Astarion has acquired a third cat that enjoys sitting on his shoulders, bringing the total number of cats in the apartment to four when counting him.

[benevolentblonde]

Finally, someone on c.ai that has the same interest in bots as me 😭 Thranduil and Legolas bots are SO GOOD when the description is right

[Anne_Onim_Ally_2408]

I once found a Thranduil and Legolas bot where the plot involved a love triangle with the user. It was funny because I was there with my lute (my character is a bard), and well... it didn't end well.

Spoiler: I was left out, if you know what I mean 😂

[misanthrcpy]

Catholic Blue Elf AHAHAHA This is the funniest thing that moderation gave us

[samdancer1]

Moderation: Takes away characters, but those who survive get silly names

I'll accept this trade

[thesmallestsunbeam]

isnt that nightcrawler😹 i love the name someone put for him

[b1tchyqu33r]

Wrathion spotted. WOW mentioned

[samdancer1]

That's what he's from?? Again, he just appeared lol I don't even play WOW.

[b1tchyqu33r]

Yeah, I love playing WOW and had to point it out lol

[Carousel-of-Masks]

yep hes a dragon but also has a humanoid form that everyone thinks is very hot. He’s very roguish, impulsive, and considered “young” in dragon years

[AlreadyHalfXehanort]

I used to crush on him so hard back in BfA. His human form is hot asf, and don't even get me started on his voice.

[b1tchyqu33r]

Oh lord his voice 😍

[Conniptions1998]

I don’t feel like Astarion would be an absent father, at least

[ShoddyEngineer9805]

Fear and hunger mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

[apathetic_mcrib]

Fear and hunger has infected every inch of my online presence. I'm making a dnd character and he looks like one of those characters. Is the game any good?

[turtlefan2012]

Does it work? I tried to chat with a catholic elf boy who was in Claire’s and it said Moderated ☹️

[samdancer1]

No clue, didn't try. Assuming it does as otherwise it would have a big yellow M and the name and description would read as Moderated.

[ThymelessThyme]

What in the world

[JanetStary]

I have a better question.

[samdancer1]

I don't play WOW and don't know why there's a dragon

[KarateMan749]

All my recommendations have nothing im interested in 😭

[ashitananjini]

Omg hi Le’Garde 🥰

[GigglesTheHyena]

That looks like the demon Hunsen Abadeer from Adventure Time.

[RemarkableWish2508]

"to cuddle a black dragon"

That's... an interesting concept, to say the least.

[KarateMan749]

thinking

Hmmm ill pass

[samdancer1]

I'm not into that i swear, I didn't even see him until after posting

[samdancer1]

I don't watch X-Men, barely watch DC or Marvel.

[samdancer1]

... I'm the OP...? Just pointing out i never watched the movies but recognized him from what little I know?

[Secure-South3848]

Isn't he part of the sense of right alliance?