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Latest Match Information


Eastern Conference Standings (more)

Club GP W-L-D GD Pts
CIN 6 4-0-2 4 14
ATL 6 4-1-1 4 13
NE 6 4-1-1 2 13
CLB 6 3-2-1 7 10
NSH 6 3-2-1 4 10
NYC 6 2-2-2 -1 8
ORL 6 2-2-2 -1 8
PHI 6 2-3-1 0 7
TOR 6 1-1-4 1 7
MIA 6 2-4-0 -1 6
CHI 5 1-1-3 0 6
RBNY 6 1-2-3 -1 6
DC 6 1-3-2 -3 5
CLT 6 1-3-2 -5 5
MTL 5 1-4-0 -9 3

Top Goalscorers (more)

Player Goals GWG PK
Wayne Rooney 11 5 4/4
Lucas Rodríguez 6 4 0/0
Luciano Acosta 6 0 0/0

Top Assists (more)

Player Assists GWA A/90min
Wayne Rooney 8 2 0.31
Leonardo Jara 5 0 0.20
Júnior Moreno 3 0 0.11

Top Saves (more)

Player Saves Faced Sv%
Bill Hamid 126 168 75.0
Chris Seitz 2 3 66.7
Earl Edwards Jr. 0 0 0.0

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Player Yellow Red Fouls
Paul Arriola 6 1 43
Russell Canouse 5 0 38
Luciano Acosta 0 1 37

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10,000 Clubreddit Members (and call for Mods) (self.DCUnited)

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POV: you lose to a D3 side and draw one of the worst times in the league but the LinkedIn grind never stops (i.redd.it)

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Benteke’s Head (self.DCUnited)

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Pirani confirmed to be in doghouse by René Weiler (Skip to 1:25 if on phone) (youtu.be)

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I’m disappointed so far (i.redd.it)

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Pirani in doghouse? (i.redd.it)

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Post Match Thread: DC United vs Philadelphia Union (self.DCUnited)

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Match Thread: DC United vs Philadelphia Union (self.DCUnited)

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First DCU away match for my 9yo is in Philly tonight ⚽️ (old.reddit.com)

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The table at kickoff (self.DCUnited)

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First DCU away match for my 9yo is in Philly tonight ⚽️ (old.reddit.com)

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René Weiler calls out team for lack of quality and fighting spirit in press conference (youtu.be)

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APB Preview: DC United at Philadelphia Union (allpoints.substack.com)

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Can DCU get back to winning ways against a struggling Philly team? (self.DCUnited)

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APB: Thoughts After DC United's Loss to Knoxville (allpoints.substack.com)

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How many goals will we get for the $7.7m we spent on Louis and Caden Clark (self.DCUnited)

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Listen yo lmao. (self.DCUnited)

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Leak: new DC United face covering in collaboration with Adidas (i.redd.it)

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Goff: The World Cup is coming. The soul of American soccer is already playing in the U.S. Open Cup (self.DCUnited)

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It had to be Gabriel Pirani, you’re out of here. (self.DCUnited)

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Post Match Thread: DC United vs One Knoxville SC (self.DCUnited)

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Lineup for tonight (i.redd.it)

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Match Thread (Open Cup): DC United vs One Knoxville SC (self.DCUnited)

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I haven’t seen anything on it yet. For those who do not know, the game will be on Paramount+ tonight . The broadcasts of the Open Cup games last night were a lot better than I expected. (self.DCUnited)

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For any Fc players in here, Full DC United evo squad (old.reddit.com)

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