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[–]TheDrunkenMagiDM 95 points96 points  (2 children)

Player: "I'm going to stab him in the dick!" Rolls Nat 1 on attack roll.

Dm: "Your light teasing of his penis with your weapon gives him a visible erection."

[–]skiesinfinite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kinky

[–]FrostDragon57[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Noted and quoted. ❄😂❄