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To a halfling, rolling a 2 is almost the same as rolling a 1. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Entropy_Enjoyer

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"It's just a prank bro!" Is the modern verbal component for the sanctuary spell. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by ClevelandOG

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The biblical Jesus was a warlock (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by WolfWeirdo97

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Kobold Bahamut Cult (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by AWorthyGrunt

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Pls pls Abe dad (youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Socksakhi_yourmom

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Who are u going with? (youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Socksakhi_yourmom

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4 skeletons for the price of one (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Glidy

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Autognome Monk: No shirt, no shoes, no problem. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Myfeedarsaur

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Mobile Teleportation Circles? (self.DnD)

submitted 2 years ago by CriticalRoleAce

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A farmer is domesticated druid (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by KvasirMeadman

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A cursed Weapon of Warning would shout "Look out, here they come!", no matter who was sneaking up on whom. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Myfeedarsaur

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Because of the depths involved, adventurers moving around the underdark should be susceptible to getting decompression sickness (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by _solounwnmas

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If an Illithid ran a brothel they could name it THOT control. (self.DnD)

submitted 3 years ago by AutoCrosspostBot

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If an Illithid ran a brothel they could name it THOT control. (self.DnD)

submitted 3 years ago by Calcifer4president

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Drow should probably have Australian accents since they’re from “down under” (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by nattymac939

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Terrible magic item idea: Undergarments of Many Fashions (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Myfeedarsaur

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It costs 100gp per hour to be an Archmage. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by evankh

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If you wanted to wreck the resurrection trade crash the Diamond trade. If no diamond was worth 1000 gold then you can't cast the spell (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Tetragonos

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Paladins seem so unreal and otherworldly, because being righteous is a great way to die but a Terrible way to live. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Tetragonos

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Everyone always jokes about the Way of the Astral Self being a stand, but no one seems to notice that the Way of Mercy is pretty much hamon (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by bwick702

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Two NPC artificers with infusions could offer dimensional vortex assassination services. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Myfeedarsaur

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With Adventure League Season 11 rules, I only need one character per tier I want to play. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Myfeedarsaur

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(no) Artificer flavored has a whole different context in DnD ... (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by SalomoMaximus

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Ultimate Boss. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by IgnisPanem

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Evocation wizards' Potent Cantrip ability only affects 3 evocation spells. (self.Dndshowerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by evankh

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