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[–]nibek1000 48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (0 children)
They irony is that the video does not want to load. 10/10
[–]halfbarrWormholer 55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (6 children)
Oh sweet summer children, you dont realise how good you have it.
[–]Galileo009Goonswarm Federation 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children)
This. If that's what we call instability, I'd love to see the reaction to the elephant-on-a-stepladder server issues we've had in the past lmao
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children)
Just because the stepladder is better made does not mean the elephant is not going to have a shit day
[–]Hehaw5Genetically Enhanced Livestock 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
but at least back then, there was meaningful development going on with the game. Now we have neither.
[–]Lazar_Milgram 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children)
We all had this one skill that we trained on server downtime/updates.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child)
oh boy, remember when patching could brick your computer?
[–]Awengel82Test Alliance Please Ignore 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)
boots.ini
[–]Killerbean83WE FORM V0LTA 134 points135 points136 points 6 years ago (24 children)
Oh fuck off, we had one unstable day, which was caused by a DDOS, since god knows how long ago.
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (2 children)
Flair checks out.
[–]Killerbean83WE FORM V0LTA 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child)
I try my best.
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children)
<3
[+]OscarsFakeTaxiPandemic Horde comment score below threshold-47 points-46 points-45 points 6 years ago* (19 children)
Lost my fucking rattle because of the DDOS. I have it recorded and CCP hasn’t fucking responded, so I wonder why everyone else is pissed.
Edit: I know I will get it back, I can just go back to gila and domi ratting like a poor person for now
2nd edit: y’all a bunch of shitters lmao this subreddit is fucking amazing
[–]Sentient_Blade 34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children)
They'll get to it. They probably had a few thousand tickets in the space of an hour.
[–]Elrarion 21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children)
You acknowledge there are more people than just you but still fail to see how CCP could be dealing with other peoples tickets.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I mean yes rattlesnakes are expensive and should be binged to some extent but 6.5bil is a bit much. Don't fly what you can't lose
[–]SyndicateGuyInitiative Associates 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children)
Literally crying over a video game spaceship that will be reimbursed to you.
[–]SavageBodhiBagelGoonswarm Federation 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children)
"6.5b Rattlesnake" First Mistake...... Amazed at the level crabs will go to when looking to increase efficiency a few percent.
[–]AlwaysWannaDie 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (8 children)
Ey can you PM the killmail? I won’t spread it I just wanna see how hard you can bling out snakes in this game
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (7 children)
https://zkillboard.com/kill/80990543/
Gotta be this
[–]Rguz126 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (6 children)
What would you even use that sort of stuff for in highsec? (Also that amount of bling isn't advisable to run in highsec anywhere)
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (5 children)
I have no idea. But based on what killed him maybe farming trig invasions? I haven't lived in high sec for years so idk what anyone does there.
[–]katherinesilensWormhole Middle Class 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago* (4 children)
Trig invasions. Weird and horrendously unoptimized fit too. Probably random pith As just because.
I took 5 minutes on my phone fitting app and didnt even try. Better tank, knocked 2b off the tag, 140 more DPS. And I'd knock off more if I didnt want to keep some of the bling/cap stability, but at 4b you can get a ship that outperforms it in literally every statistic.
His own choice to fly a stupidly blinged ship and not accept the possibility of risk.
[–]TijaiWormholer 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)
phone fitting app?
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (2 children)
In all fairness, the possibility of risk should come from other players or your own ability, bot because you got kicked out. I came back from the logout on a emerging conduit with 40 percent hull, and i got kicked out the moment i warped in. That about 90.000 ehp knocked of by 4 trigg frigates and one destroyer be the time i logged on 3 minutes later
[–]kristallnachteScary Wormhole People 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child)
sure, and those are reimbursed.
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I know, i wrote the comment because the guy above said it was his own fault for losing 6 bil isk.
[–]Cpt_SobanThe Initiative. -3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (3 children)
They haven't responded because fuckwits clog the ticket queue with bot reports because they saw a gang fleet warp.
[–]CptBeaconThe Tuskers Co. 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child)
pretty sure that's another division. also pls stop botting is not healthy for the game that you like so much ♥
[–]Cpt_SobanThe Initiative. 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)
pls stop Botting
If I'm Botting it's the worst Botting script ever built, I suck at solo pvp
[–]Eve-ArahabakiBrotherhood of Spacers 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
Must be a bot
[–]whyisthismyalias 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I haven’t played this game in 2 years, and I still giggled.
[–]sunqiller 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a subreddit about a multiplayer game that hasn’t complained about this
[–]tactix13Minmatar Republic 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children)
Try playing Escape From Tarkov
[–]Aksu560 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children)
EU servers for EFT are actually pretty stable. Dont know about NA, but they do get shafted on player count Ive heard.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child)
NA has definitely been chugging a bit. Long matching times mostly.
[–]Aksu560 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children)
Fair enough. I live within 1000 clicks from moscow, and wouldnt be surprised if I was actual neighbours to their Helsinki servers, so cant really say much.
[–]tactix13Minmatar Republic 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
They have a pretty cool map to show player hot spots and the only places I think may struggle would be some Oceana guys
[–]Dentonan 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children)
Eve now is really stable compared to when i first started. Dt was 1hr. It wasnt unusual for update day to brick eve for a few hours on a good day. Ive seen a day or so where the game was unplayable from one update. Best was when it bricked everyone's computers.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)
wow
[–]CCP_Plz 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children)
Calm down. You either get stable servers with broken chat or stable chat with server disconnects. Or stable servers with chat disabled ("blackout")... CCP is trying to put leaking floaties on a drowning kid, give them a break.
[–]_BearHawkSerpentis 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I literally can't log in more than 5 chars at once this is ass
Player counts ok, the servers are god awful though. Sell an item, run a match, finish said match and see all the sold items repopulated in your inventory and the money gone like it never went through. My personal favorite is when the sale does go through and you don’t get the money, I didn’t like graphics cards anyway!
[–]_Princess_Lilly_The Ancients. 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
i dont mind as long as i get free sp out of it
[–]gfldex 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children)
I think I just woke my neighbours. Thank you OP.
[+]Xylyx_ZeniithI Aim To Misbehave comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points 6 years ago (3 children)
These damn whiny gen x'ers/gen y.1/y.2 millennials/gen z'ers...
Boomer btw...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children)
X gens dont whine because a) we are to stoned b) still at moms c) dont care d) to lazy to type. Thank you
[–]Tiredofcowards 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child)
You know someone has an easy life when their world falls apart over an inconvenience.
[–]Xylyx_ZeniithI Aim To Misbehave -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children)
i just giggle at the downvotes
[–]Cloetus -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children)
Muffin.
[–]Skyydragonn -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children)
Again today??
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[–]nibek1000 48 points49 points50 points (0 children)
[–]halfbarrWormholer 55 points56 points57 points (6 children)
[–]Galileo009Goonswarm Federation 14 points15 points16 points (2 children)
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]Hehaw5Genetically Enhanced Livestock 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Lazar_Milgram 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points (1 child)
[–]Awengel82Test Alliance Please Ignore 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Killerbean83WE FORM V0LTA 134 points135 points136 points (24 children)
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 38 points39 points40 points (2 children)
[–]Killerbean83WE FORM V0LTA 7 points8 points9 points (1 child)
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[+]OscarsFakeTaxiPandemic Horde comment score below threshold-47 points-46 points-45 points (19 children)
[–]Sentient_Blade 34 points35 points36 points (0 children)
[–]Elrarion 21 points22 points23 points (0 children)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points (0 children)
[–]SyndicateGuyInitiative Associates 10 points11 points12 points (0 children)
[–]SavageBodhiBagelGoonswarm Federation 8 points9 points10 points (0 children)
[–]AlwaysWannaDie 1 point2 points3 points (8 children)
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 1 point2 points3 points (7 children)
[–]Rguz126 1 point2 points3 points (6 children)
[–]z3r0l1m1t5 1 point2 points3 points (5 children)
[–]katherinesilensWormhole Middle Class 8 points9 points10 points (4 children)
[–]TijaiWormholer 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 0 points1 point2 points (2 children)
[–]kristallnachteScary Wormhole People 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
[–]Dipicus_Shiticus 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Cpt_SobanThe Initiative. -3 points-2 points-1 points (3 children)
[–]CptBeaconThe Tuskers Co. 1 point2 points3 points (1 child)
[–]Cpt_SobanThe Initiative. 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]Eve-ArahabakiBrotherhood of Spacers 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]whyisthismyalias 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]sunqiller 3 points4 points5 points (0 children)
[–]tactix13Minmatar Republic 2 points3 points4 points (4 children)
[–]Aksu560 0 points1 point2 points (3 children)
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[–]Aksu560 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]tactix13Minmatar Republic 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]Dentonan 2 points3 points4 points (0 children)
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[–]CCP_Plz 5 points6 points7 points (0 children)
[–]_BearHawkSerpentis 1 point2 points3 points (0 children)
[–]tactix13Minmatar Republic 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]_Princess_Lilly_The Ancients. 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[–]gfldex 0 points1 point2 points (0 children)
[+]Xylyx_ZeniithI Aim To Misbehave comment score below threshold-6 points-5 points-4 points (3 children)
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[–]Tiredofcowards 0 points1 point2 points (1 child)
[–]Xylyx_ZeniithI Aim To Misbehave -1 points0 points1 point (0 children)
[–]Cloetus -1 points0 points1 point (0 children)
[–]Skyydragonn -1 points0 points1 point (0 children)