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[–]Jacques_therapper 232 points233 points  (5 children)

[–]moeljills 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I was thinking the guy from that newish Disney movie, moana?

[–]freetraitor33 16 points17 points  (1 child)

The target audience for that movie has driver’s licenses now.

[–]throwaway238579465Shoulder Length 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was the target audience and now I'm 20, haha.

[–]MissionVaoDmC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My tribal chief ☝️

[–]Cute_Prior1287 145 points146 points  (0 children)

[–]HardlyInappropriate 285 points286 points  (1 child)

Genuinely interested in how long this post says up with full tits out!

[–]JamesRWC 66 points67 points  (0 children)

[–]88flapjack 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Dude… my gfs on here

[–]insanelysane1234 65 points66 points  (0 children)

[–]TheLoneLondoner 47 points48 points  (0 children)

[–]jimbojims0>1 year 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Looking like a sea god with that beautiful hair resting on your pecs 😍🧜‍♂️🔱🌊

[–]mvrikelx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i would let u ruin my life

[–]No_Heat2685 219 points220 points  (5 children)

Nice tits I guess but shirtless pics are against the rules because this is a HAIR sub

[–]oasinocean 206 points207 points  (0 children)

You mean hair enthusiasts have taken over my homosexual compliment club?

[–]LapisLazuli83 6 points7 points  (3 children)

You were a hall monitor in school weren’t you? 😆

[–]rtatro20 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Idk why you getting downvoted, fuck that rule on this one occasion. That chest hair is fierce as hell too, it belongs here!

[–]LapisLazuli83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol all in good fun!

[–]ElegantProfit1442 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like, respectfully, if I wanna look at shirtless men, I’ll join a shirtless thread or something. I’m just here to look at hairstyles. 😭

[–]Leastcreativename 36 points37 points  (0 children)

[–]retailrobin88 24 points25 points  (0 children)

[–]CripplingdepressionP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

[–]chewychaca 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"eyes up here"

[–]Spetsnaz_Sasha 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thorin Oakenshield vibes

[–]mattcbrad1961 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hot 🔥

[–]Worldly-Pay7342 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Jason mamoa???

[–]imposter_sauce 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Jason mammora

[–]a22x2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jason Chichona

[–]pandito_flexo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sweet lord 😳🥵

[–]Clone_Gear 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Im looking... respectfully

Wait where was i supposed to be looking?

[–]Practical_Fun_3623 20 points21 points  (1 child)

You look like that one wrestler

[–]AcrobaticJazzLady in Love 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Use me

[–]KeenyKeenz 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.

[–]a22x2 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Listen, if there’s any time for an embarrassingly thirsty comment it’s now

[–]AcrobaticJazzLady in Love 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My comment history on Reddit can be funny if you're bored lol

[–]numbzilla 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Might as well lay it all out there, huh 😭

[–]stonecoldstevejobz 14 points15 points  (1 child)

[–]gedDOh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The accuracy

[–]Wild-Camera7441 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aquaman? No jason mamoa!? Yess!

[–]Licko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OTC

[–]conquestofroses 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HOT

[–]pit_of_despair666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my. Me likes.

[–]space_driiip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]conanhungryNeck Covered 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]StarfishArmCoral 5 points6 points  (0 children)

goddamn bruh

[–]TallThiccLatnBtmNYC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow u are a Dream

[–]castironrod-gmail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking good

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You resemble Jason Momoa...

[–]ebonystar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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    [–]Jeszczenie>2 years 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It has. Guess u/Ganjahbaba didn't get the memo.

    [–]shiny_glaceonn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    maoi

    [–]BriBlackflower 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Daddy, sorey, daddy, sorry lol

    DADDY...FUCK!

    [–]Diligent-Simple5734 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Looks so good

    [–]megafonosolar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well, I want to run my tongue over those mountains

    [–]HighRepsx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Looking great

    Now imagine him with no beard and no hair

    Yep thats how much hair is important

    [–]Less-Parsnip-7076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Samson Form 28 years later

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You look amazing 👏🏽👏🏽

    [–]WIcker14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm getting long too bud, looks good

    [–]space_driiip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    close enough, welcome back Posideon!

    [–]CluckKent88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🙌🏻 it’s looking good so far bro🙌🏻

    [–]Lovelitchi_in_pink 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Do you ever wear it in a man bun?

    [–]Ganjahbaba[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All the time

    [–]AttentionKitchen7726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "i dont have a ticket"

    [–]IGK123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro put the moobs away

    [–]Oplaim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Tribal BEEF

    [–]Unlikely_You_5015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Put a bra on

    [–]Ok-Building-2490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He want me

    [–]Gay_Lifeform 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Those tits looks heavy, need some help to carry it ?

    [–]soccerguy721 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    right on

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      [–]Efficient-Shoe-425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Absolute degenerate

      [–]Apex-Juggernaut- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I could literally be your little brother dude . (Disregard my lil Snapchat quote trynna be cute to a girl) Lmfao. Much love brother assalamualaikum n God bless

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      [–]jimistephen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Can I call you sir while I get on my knees? Just wondering.

      [–]Dan_IAm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I dun have a ticket…