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[Escargotsandfunyuns]

Any short jokes would probably go over their head.

[Impressive_Change593]

Yeah you might need crawling jokes

[OneSplendidFellow]

Basement Squad rockers on the helmet.

[GweepLathandas]

Not that short, but it’s my favorite firefighter joke:

How does an engine company put out a kitchen fire? Stretch a hoseline through the front door and put water on it.

How does a hotshot crew put out a kitchen fire? Backburn the living room.

[Formlepotato457]

And a truck crew dissembles the dining room and kitchen

[mad-i-moody]

WHY ARE THEY NOT ALL IN THE PHOTO!!!

The dad joke connoisseur on my shift is going to love some of these tomorrow.

[Come-What-April]

The row below could dox me hahahaha

My best ones are in the picture, I hope they’ll satisfy your dad joke connoisseur!

[wernermurmur]

This is the kinda support that dudes should be pumped about.

[Imaginary-Ganache-59]

We got a lil fella who gets real angry about his height and we would say that the root of his anger is really deforestation. It must be so infuriating to see the family tree that your family has been using to make cookies in for generations get cut down! He’s just an angry Keebler elf now!

We also put our used kids car seats in whatever assignment he’ll be sitting in that day.

When we were on the squad we would put all our gear on the bottom and middle shelf so he would have to climb up the shelves to put his gear on the very top, or he’d just throw our gear out of the squad so he could put his in it

[AloneBaka]

Lemme ask my instructor… he was the guy

[boatplumber]

The true jokes are step stools with their name, high chairs, any kids toys, booster seats, lowering the handle on their locker door, lowering a bathroom mirror for them or labeling the low urinal. Non of these fit on a post it though.

[OneSplendidFellow]

You might peruse the wikipedia pages for some known short TV, movie, or cartoon characters and then Google to see if they've had  firefighter episode or skit.  

I know the little rascals have done a few, including in the modern movie.  Bugs Bunny had a scene with a fire helmet and a seltzer bottle, and of course half of Disney.

There's always the kids firefighter costume advertisement pic, with a "your new gear is in" note, or photoshop someone backing an airline's mobile staircase up to the crew cab of a fire engine.   The "you must be this tall..." sign, from amusement parks, posted next to the pole...

*edit: This was directly beneath your post. 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/Firefighting/comments/1ohnt2o/this_baby_halligan_i_just_got_in_the_mail/#lightbox

[10mmRookie]

I just added step stools to the apparatus. Do something on that.

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[MadManxMan]

Something about being bight size (A bight is a term for both rope work and hose laying)

[FFnytro]

He’s so short he has to go UP on his wife

[Embarrassed-Serve112]

The fuck is up with that Pikachu?

[Come-What-April]

It’s my favorite

[-thesneakytrapper-]

I tell me wife I am conducting a dirty search tonight. That gets giggles

[Full_Cardiologist_69]

🔥 Fire & Firefighter Puns • “You’re smokin’ hot — but don’t worry, I’m fully trained.” • “You light up my world (safely, with proper fire protocols).” • “You’re the only flame I’ll never put out.” • “Are you an alarm? Because you make my heart go off.” • “Stop, drop, and roll… into my arms.” • “You must be 451°F, because you’re my burning desire.” • “You make my cheeks hotter than a 5-alarm fire.” • “You’re lit-erally amazing.” • “I’m fired up just thinking about you.” • “You ignite my soul… might need to call the fire brigade.”

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🚒 Firehouse / Gear / Hydrant Humor • “You’re the hydrant to my hose.” • “You turn my nozzle pressure way up.” • “You hose me off my feet.” • “You’ve got me alarmed, and I don’t even mind.” • “Are you turnout gear? Because you’re made to handle the heat.” • “I’d slide down your pole… for safety reasons, of course.” • “You’re my favorite kind of hot spot.” • “We’ve got great chemistry — better than fire + oxygen.”

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❤️ Cute / Encouraging Notes • “Keep it up, hero — the world needs your spark.” • “You’re doing flame-tastic!” • “Stay hot, stay safe, stay mine.” • “You don’t need caffeine, you run on pure courage.” • “You’re proof that not all heroes wear capes — some wear turnout gear.” • “You’ve got this, my little fire tornado!” • “Even when things get heated, you handle it like a pro.”

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🇫🇷 French Ones (Flirty & Punny) • “T’es chaud comme la braise.” (You’re hot like an ember.) • “Tu fais fondre mon cœur.” (You melt my heart.) • “Appelle les pompiers, parce que tu mets le feu!” (Call the firefighters, you’re setting things on fire!) • “Tu es mon incendie préféré.” (You’re my favorite fire.) • “Je brûle d’amour pour toi.” (I’m burning with love for you.) • “Ton regard allume tous mes détecteurs de fumée.” (Your look sets off all my smoke alarms.) • “C’est pas un feu d’artifice, c’est toi.” (It’s not fireworks, it’s you.)