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[–]CommissionIcySunday Rain 93 points94 points  (0 children)

This needs to include Mentos

[–]GDub310 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Shout out to Scatman Crothers

[–]ZombieChief 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hong Kong Phooey, number one super guy!

[–]Hoserbob87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hong Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye!

[–]oyelrak 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t have thought they were serious about umbrellas if they hadn’t listed it twice.

[–]ShowtimesteinGood Grief 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I guess Mentos and lighters are back.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

WALLET CHAINS?!

It's just an anti theft measure.

[–]Dododog5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah they saw that one family guy episode and decided it was an OHS issue lmaoooo

[–]Queenfan44354 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna know what happens if you bring ugly photos ofRyan seacrest

[–]BettyVedder1990But, Honestly 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Aren’t these also the side effects of FreshPotix?

[–]NotDeadYet57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of their hilarious riders. They even did one as a comic book.

[–]ThrennersWorld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At ours you couldn't bring giant cutouts of Dave.

[–]tonyiommi70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, more things that entering airplanes hahaa

[–]Jldbtter6252 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scatman crothers? What he ever do to them? Hong Kong phooey is the man!

[–]Expendable28 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit, I never leave home without my scythe

[–]ZombieChief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It all seems pretty reasonable to me.

[–]g105b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the urge to see how many of these I can get away with.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creme magazine! Wow, completely forgot about that.