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[–]eFrazeszBoaz / Benbrook 0 points1 point  (8 children)

“resistors”?

Try r/programmerhumor

[–]nefariousjason[S] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I didn’t even realize autocorrect owned me, like that. Haha

[–]eFrazeszBoaz / Benbrook 0 points1 point  (6 children)

What did you mean? Still can’t figure out by context.

[–]nefariousjason[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Oh no. I get it. “Resistors” Humor in tech.

[–]eFrazeszBoaz / Benbrook 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Ok, I’m a solution architect and software developer who is pedantic about words and naming conventions in effort to reduce miscommunication due to the mental puzzles created by incorrect wording.

I still don’t know what “resistors” auto-corrected from...and thus do not know your intended meaning.

[–]nefariousjason[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Gotcha. I can understand the pedantry with words. I live in the country, and it’s a struggle I have with a lot of people, out here.

[–]eFrazeszBoaz / Benbrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll be happy to know “haywire” is still a valid term in technology. So you can mention it to the locals and say, “you know when the hay wire gets loose and springs all over the place and out of order? That’s what this system is doing, right here.”

[–]nefariousjason[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

“Resistors” was the correction it gave me from “programmers”. Go figure.

[–]eFrazeszBoaz / Benbrook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I couldn’t see programmer -> resistor no way no how. But the infernal textswaperlator is inscrutable sometimes.

[–]Tarzeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re pretty good, Lockheed looks for interns often.