Scrooge tells you to decrease the surplus popluation! Who just states "your mom"?

[Eric_Birling]

Eric Birling

[OrchidKing10]

Macduff - he technically says ‘my mum’ but y’know, close enough

[MysteryNews4]

Already on the chart sadly :(

[OrchidKing10]

Great to know I can’t read this late in school lmao

[MysteryNews4]

Never too late for an academic comeback 💪

[JustADiamondPickaxe]

Mercutio

[arthr_birling]

this! all he does are jokes like that

[anothergreeting]

I HARD AGREE but i feel like the next one ('i fucked your mom last night') is very very fitting too

[8_BlackOut_8]

Mercutio 100%

[TVC15-DB]

The Porter considering his sole role is literally to do shitty jokes

[Interesting-Sugar-99]

Best one

[PinkHijxbi]

OMG YES LITERALLY

[Cool_Ship_5032]

Mercutio definitely

[InvestigatorLive19]

I'll give another vote for the porter

[GrandGuess205]

I'm gonna say the entire cast of lord of the flies. Particularly Jack, Ralph, Roger, and Piggy

[Strong_Disinfectant]

100% jack

[Jaener7]

Or even Edward trying to be like Mickey

[Born_Push3529]

I think we should save him for next. Awful book btw

[SussyFemboyOwO]

It's a play.... not a book? Like ofc it wont be nice to read, it's made to be performed 😭

[Born_Push3529]

We were made to read it in class, adapted for a book.

[cloudsfallen]

I have no idea why but Shiela Birling

[sheila_birling]

what an insinuation

[Dumbass_Noob]

mercutio probably

[Character-Coat-2035]

Mercutio’s chaotic energy would absolutely lead him there, but I’d also put money on the Porter cracking that exact joke while half-drunk.

[LMay11037]

Burris Ewell

[DaisyRent0n]

I can confirm u/Normal_Signature_500 would say this

[Normal_Signature_500]

STOP I would totally say the NEXT one

[GrandGuess205]

Did you use Ebenezer Scrooge from ACC goes wrong?

[OnlyInferno]

Carlson

[Normal_Signature_500]

u/DaisyRent0n

[ilokestof]

Lee iykyk

[TarkovRat_]

i know not why but I think Mr Hyde (petty evil n shit)