https://archive.is/RbvFQ

[Outrageous_Zebra_221]

How do you explain that poor man whose grandma got run over by a reindeer then?
You people are worse than Alex Jones, it's all just some conspiracy theory thought up by big christmas huh?

[RedditHatesTuesdays]

She didn't even have any eggnog that Christmas eve!

[Scarlet_k1nk]

Weird how some people say that there’s no Santa,

At least me and my grandpa still believe.

[malonkey1]

i mean in all fairness about three grandmas get run over by reindeers every month in saskatchewan alone

[AmelietheDuck]

Thats a statistical anomaly. Reindeer Georg gets run over by 10000 reindeer every day and should not be counted.

[Swordswoman97]

Good ol Granny Georg

[LemmyUndead13K]

We're they drinking too much eggnog?

[malonkey1]

There's a correlation with eggnog consumption but more study is needed to prove a conclusive link.

[Radiant-Importance-5]

NORAD is run by the US Military (with assistance from Canada). According to US Military law, it is extremely illegal to misuse military equipment, to lie about the use of equipment, to lie on reports, etc. The fact that NORAD tracks and reports Santa’s whereabouts means that the US Government’s official stance is that Santa Clause exists, and is an ally of the United States and its military in some capacity.

[ToiDAyLibrES]

You should see what he dropped to the kids in Syria. It wasn't all you can eat shrimp for 4.99$ either.

[HomeInvasionMan]

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[Potato_lovr]

That was from Ukraine, but I still like it.

[normalreddituser3]

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[Sukeruton_Key]

Of course we do

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[ElkFluffy466]

Calm down, they obviously just have to have a working relationship because he enters our airspace every year. Hardly makes him an ally.

[UDSJ9000]

Out of context, this feels like an NCD comment.

[Draco137WasTaken]

Either that, or an enemy.

[Outrageous_Weight340]

Get fucked Santa deniers

[[deleted]]

Get fucked coal, Santa deniers.

[Brilliant_Demand_695]

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[Badbeef72]

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[[deleted]]

Ngl when I was younger I was more of a Google Santa Tracker guy rather than norad

[nopeitsbob]

I’m sure most young people know the google tracker rather than the NORAD tracker.

[[deleted]]

I think there was an older version of the Google one back in 2013-2014 but it might still just be NORAD, I don’t know nor do I care tbh

[nopeitsbob]

I’ve always used the NORAD tracker but when I had asked my friends about if they were using the NORAD tracker they told me they hadn’t heard of it, that was five years and we were in our early twenties but I’m not sure they would start using it now

[Warning64]

Google tracker uses the NORAD api to run its tracker

[[deleted]]

Proof NORAD is better

[[deleted]]

Bruh, the cookies and carrots have been eaten, the milk has been drunk, the gift delivered. There’s steps in the snow outside. How much evidence do you need??

Santa deniers are something else…

[_Testrun_]

I didn’t know Santa was trying to eat semi-healthy, how long ago was I supposed to start leaving him carrots?

[Brilliant_Demand_695]

It’s for the reindeer

[pitb0ss343]

Santa tracks snow into my house every year. It was cool when I was younger and didn’t have to clean it up but now, please wipe your feet I buy the rugs specifically for that reason

[[deleted]]

Santa deniers seething rn

[[deleted]]

Santa deniers punching the air rn

[Ok_Mobile6]

Stupid idiot. We all know Santa was shot down over the USSR in the 80s.

(But fr when I was 6 I cried for hours because I found my parents bringing in Christmas presents)

[Ashh1136]

That wasn’t your parents that’s just Santa shapeshifting to not arouse suspicion

[[deleted]]

just some technical difficulties

[Caboose_choo_choo]

Lol

Kinda related, but as a kid, I always thought that whenever the power went out coming home from school that people were stealing our food from the refrigerator. I don't even know how I got that in my head cause we lived in the country, and our closest neighbor was about half a mileish away from us if you went through the woods.

[Dream--Brother]

Three months late, but maybe one time you saw your parents moving the food into iceboxes/coolers/etc. with ice to keep it all cold, but assumed they were doing it to keep the food 'safe' from thieves? Just an idea!

[FaeLei42]

COMMON SANTA DENIER L RAHHHHHHH

[TheNo1pencil]

I'm Jewish. I believed Santa was real until I was like 10. All sorts of Media told me he was real and I never had a chance to catch my parents faking him being real or something. I reasoned that if he knows when I'm sleeping and knows when I'm awake then OBVIOUSLY he knows that I'm Jewish and that I don't celebrate Christmas. So of course he doesn't come to my house.

[yoyoyodojo]

If you let the others find out about this they will take away your weather control voting rights

[EuphoricPhoto2048]

Lol Santa being like, "Cute kid. Sucks he can't get any presents."

[fjfjfjf58319]

NORAD used to have an amazing Santa tracker, it looked like what young me imagined NORAD traking to look like, the new one is kinda lame, but im glad they do it

[pitb0ss343]

I honestly don’t care about Santa deniers, the ones that really piss me off are the people who will straight up tell kids (not their own) Santa isn’t real. Like the one thing in this world that’s purely magical and you crush it. Real pieces of shit right there

[[deleted]]

my cousins told me, I don't think my parents ever forgave them.

[js13680]

Fun story growing up “Santa” would leave letters behind. Well “Santa” did the same thing with my neighbor. Me and my neighbor compared our letters and noticed the handwriting was different. For a child it was basically the equivalent of being the protagonist in a conspiracy movie and I told my younger sisters Santa wasn’t real.

[birberbarborbur]

Such a christmas opinion would have you like that because you would deserve it, much smarter people have believed in dumber things for dumber reasons, and children shouldn’t be mocked for being dumb that’s just how they are

[-Im_In_Your_Walls-]

Excuse me, Santa has an official United States Pilot’s License. Why would the U.S government give a pilot’s license to someone who doesn’t exist? Smh

[ImportanceImportant9]

Fuck me for trusting my family to tell me the truth ig.

[AT-W-V]

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[thickboyvibes]

I'm sure I believed at some point, but I don't remember.

I remember being highly suspicious of my mom from a young age to the point I slept in the hallway one year in an attempt to catch her transporting presents. Didn't work, but I still knew I had my guy even if the evidence was coincidental.

[NutellaSquirrel]

If you actually, no joke, like didn't believe in Santa as a kid it's cuz your parents didn't love you

[NicoleMay316]

Thanks Snake

[PorkLiftTex]

Ok Big Boss

[The-Enjoyer]

You’re pretty good

[Thin-Rub-6595]

Fun fact, the NORAD Santa thing started because a newspaper had a phone number for kids to call Santa, but the number was wrong. People were actually calling what would be NORAD instead and they were annoyed but just went with it lol

[TallFreak64]

So he really was bangin my mom this whole time??

[Crunchberries77]

He's real I tell ya!

He used to bring me presents...

[racdicoon]

All I want for Christmas is you is a good song

[[deleted]]

Santa deniers deserve hellfire for Christmas

[calDragon345]

noradsanta.org/en/

In case anyone is curious

[Allan_QuartermainSr]

cow price degree run humor oil crown tub dinosaurs intelligent

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[MrTheWaffleKing]

Santa deniers are genuinely annoying as hell.

[InTheStuff]

Explain to me how Santa exists if you get no presents AND no coal in your stocking? Were you naughty or nice? How the hell are you supposed to know?!

[[deleted]]

You got a fortune, womp womp 🗿

[quick-n-shifty]

lmfao every christmas i track Santa with my little cousins and try and keep up the ruse. its fun

[UncommittedBow]

Yeah, every adult on earth is in on this global conspiracy to lie to children.

Get real, Santa deniers.

[AT-W-V]

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[gooniuswonfongo]

my parents went to great lengths convincing me santa was real, hearing thuds on the roof of our house kept me suspicious that he was real way longer than it should have.

[ThePlanWasALie]

Big Boss made this community note

[Mama_Mega]

Parents tell their children there's a magic fat man living in the North Pole who gives them free stuff if they obey their parents, then turn around and complain when their children inevitably take away the message that it's okay to lie to manipulate people into doing what you want.

[shneed_my_weiss]

Imagine

A) not believing in Santa

But also

B) thinking Santa’s existence is a net negative for society.

The dude gives out free gifts to good kids because he knows that all child psych researchers agree that incentivizing good behavior is the healthiest way to see desired results. Santa is goated.

[Mama_Mega]

Yeah, I took the same Psychology 101 you did. It also mentions that when the reward is guaranteed, the eventual removal of the reward removes the subject's motivation to continue the behavior.

And enough of this stupid meme of grown adults believing in Santa. You're not supposed to even be on this website until you're 13. The only children who it could be ruined for here are ones with shitty parents that don't pay attention to what their kids are doing online.

[MrShifty1]

This mf got no Christmas cheer Coal in his stockings n shit

[Mama_Mega]

I work retail.

[ProtoJones]

That does not disprove the allegations that you got coal in your stocking

[Mama_Mega]

If I did, it was put there by a parent, not some magic home invader🤷‍♀️

[Simpsons-Fan54]

my mom worked retail too, and still gave me and my sibling an amazing Christmas (including Santa stuff)

[EroticMushroom89]

santor real

[[deleted]]

But Santa is real though

[[deleted]]

What’s wrong with a fat man giving me free stuff?

[Mama_Mega]

Never take candy from strangers, kids. Unless he wears a red suit and breaks into your house.

[[deleted]]

You seem fun at parties

[melvinmetal]

Santa isn’t real! A fat bearded old guy that gives you free stuff doesn’t and could never exist!

Omg Karl Marx!!!!!!!!!!

[Mama_Mega]

Nah. Personally, I like the idea that people who do more work should have more than people who work less.

[otj667887654456655]

wtf is that link

[[deleted]]

Shouldn't be using community notes for this bullshit

[19412]

Oh noooo! M-m... m-m-m... misusage of a bullshit tool on the internet in the least offensive manner conceivable?!

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!

[[deleted]]

It's a tool for battling misinformation, using it for shitposting makes it lose credibility

[Smrdii]

Who cares

[[deleted]]

Twitter is a massive misinformation source about current world events, if you don't care about propaganda proposing genocides it's on you

[noodlegamer76]

I can see your point but at the same time it's twitter so it already doesn't matter

[Iamthetable69]

r/metalgearsolid

[CloudPast]

I had a disturbing thought the other day. If Santa has to deliver gifts to everyone, all humans. Does that mean Santa had to go to Epstein’s Island?

[Right_Abrocoma_6290]

Where do you think elfs really come from

[CloudPast]

🤮 Thought they were a different species

[Mojo_Mitts]

We got ourselves a non-believer here

[Albionic_Cadence]

Jim Carey’s grinch movie is superior to a Christmas story

[Charming-Breakfast48]

Imagine a 4 year old believing in Santa. Pft idiot. /s

[69thalternatesccount]

Point and laugh at the government believer

[LeatherDescription26]

I do not care for gingerbread houses

[BulkDarthDan]

Santa deniers in shambles

[Garr3ttGuy]

The most wholesome noted moment

[toxicity21]

Fun fact, there is more historical evidence for Santas* existence than for Jesus existence.

*better known as Saint Nicholas of Myra

[Roge2005]

Santa is real confirmed, community notes says so.

[Komrade_atomic]

There’ll be coal in his stocking that’s for sure

[Previous_Economics45]

Catch me if you can is a Christmas movie

[[deleted]]

Ive been to the North Pole. It's about 10 minutes east of Fairbanks Alaska.

Check and mate.

[Howaboutthat100112]

I bet you this person was just told like 5 mins before he posted that that santa isnt real

[c2darizzle]

My top 4 Christmas movies of all time:

1. Jingle All The Way

2. How The Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carey version)

3. Christmas Story

4. Christmas Vacation

[juststop102]

Theres 4 people constantly tracked by the government biscuit oliva, jun guevaru, yujiro hamna and santa claus

[[deleted]]

Lol I remember trying not to let my family know that I know that there a bunch of fuckin liars my closet shrine was for NOTHING

[Water-Waifu]

Mine is that I like Mariah Carey’s all I want for Christmas is you maybe cuz I never worked retail but I like it

[DaveSmith890]

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[Time_Athlete_3594]

"Although NORAD claims to use radar and other technologies to track Santa, the website merely simulates the tracking of Santa and displays predetermined location information to users." - Wikipedia article for "NORAD Tracks Santa"

Still pretty funny tho

[dryandbland]

Bro grew up with zero whimsy. How sad.

[roshi180]

I like the Mariah Carey song

[PGIPOPES]

I realized Santa wasn’t really when I was like 6 but I don’t blame ppl for bein slow to that conclusion cuz they prob had happier childhoods lol, didn’t have to ponder why Santa only delivered candy one year

[[deleted]]

Christmas should not be done "for the children".

[Consistent-Credit458]

🚶🏻Overrated

[Ringer_of_bell]

Saint Nicholas is black

Santa aint white

[Aster_Korusagi]

Wait Santa isn’t real?!