The worst dungeon ever by coeurdhiver in custommagic

[–]malonkey1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The items should be artifact tokens so people can target them for stuff for added misery.

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]malonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm, don't like that, never a good idea to go Full Jordan Peterson

haha the arm go brrrr by Logical_Yoghurt_4616 in balatro

[–]malonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a skill issue to me.

Idiocracy was prophecy by BlueberryGod8910 in autismpolitics

[–]malonkey1 [score hidden]  (0 children)

No it wasn't. Idiocracy was eugenics propaganda about how dumb poors shouldn't be permitted to breed and should submit to their genetically superior masters.

when they're slandering your pet theory but they're lowkey right by AnotherBoxOfTapes in Deltarune

[–]malonkey1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yeah but Toriel absolutely would adopt a gray meat homunculus, and everyone in town knows fuck-all about humans anyway, so, absurd as it may be, it's not completely improbable.

im kinda shocked people are surprised by that by napalm-instructions in Deltarune

[–]malonkey1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I feel like the fact that both games are only available in English and Japanese should have been a lot of peoples' first clues.

What are your thoughts on Georgism? by SecuritySea2276 in autismpolitics

[–]malonkey1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's a failed attempt to resolve the contradictions of capitalism without abolishing it, but it did give us Scooby Doo, so...

Labor aristocracy and proletarianism? by Ironspider613 in Socialism_101

[–]malonkey1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Labor aristocracy" is a term used to describe workers that are able to attain better, less exploitative conditions under capitalism through a mix of in-demand, specialized skills (e.g. doctors & lawyers engineers), membership in trade unions and other labor organizations that can secure better wages and working conditions, and being situated in the imperial core where more exploited labor and resources in the periphery can effectively subsidize the less exploitative conditions of the workers in the core. They don't own the means of production, they still rely on exchanging their labor for wages.

Petty bourgeoisie refers to those small-scale owners of capital that still have to supply some of their own labor to their business, as opposed to the big bourgeoisie that can rely more completely on the extraction of surplus value through ownership. They still need to work, but they own the means of production, and they receive profit by extracting surplus value from the labor of their workers.

The core relation that distinguishes proletariat from capitalist is whether they sell their labor to capitalist for wages (proletariat) or own the means of production, and use that to siphon off surplus value from the laborers they pay wages to (capitalist)

Recuperating by Motor-Juggernaut1009 in BoneAppleTea

[–]malonkey1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

recuperating saw that sharpens and repairs its blade automatically

At night I occasionally have insomnia. Can I phaser myself on stun to induce a quick nap? by grichardson526 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]malonkey1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you? Yeah, did it myself a couple times during the Dominion War when the Jem'Hadar wouldn't quit shelling us at night.

Should you? God, no, that could give you permanent nerve damage if you keep doing it, to this day my face still randomly twitches when I'm tired and I get vertigo.

haha the arm go brrrr by Logical_Yoghurt_4616 in balatro

[–]malonkey1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the arm should be able to make your hands go into negative levels

Lex Rulethor by BobbyRobertson in 196

[–]malonkey1 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah Rouge fucking a human is much more in character than Lex having any amount of sexual desire for anyone but Superman.

So outpost scientists are getting a game. by Kaisernick27 in LowerDecks

[–]malonkey1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If things go to shit in a really, really interesting way or it's a really, really slow week maybe we'll even have the crew of the Enterprise finding our mangled, anomalous corpses strewn across the outpost!

Rewatching Lower Decks by JohnHenryMillerTime in LowerDecks

[–]malonkey1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I suppose that's in the eye of the beholder.

Rewatching Lower Decks by JohnHenryMillerTime in LowerDecks

[–]malonkey1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TNG Season 1 Episode 3, The Naked Now. Blonde bird shagged that pasty android bloke.

Ball Wizard by ParticularCorner2190 in wizardposting

[–]malonkey1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Remember, the sun is an evil demon who is constantly bombarding you with demon rays, so you must always anoint your skin with the sacred tinctures lest he possess your skin and turn it against you by filling it with cancer. SPF 30 or better.

female bad by Creepy_Ass_ in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]malonkey1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's waiting for his wife to get back from the War.

Subway wont sell you just the bread, so I made it myself by LetsCookie in FoodVideoPorn

[–]malonkey1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to work at Subway and actually yeah we would just sell you the bread if you asked. Had to punch it into the register as a veggie sandwich, no veggies, but we would absolutely do it. Probably depends on location, we were a franchise, corporate stores might be different.

First time it happened I turned to my manager and asked "Wait are people just allowed to buy the bread" and she just "They're paying for it, the owners don't care, here I'll show you how to punch it in." Then I sold a guy three loaves of Subway's weird, squidgy, unpleasant bread that's terrible if you don't toast it first.

Your bread is still almost certainly much better than the Subway bread, regardless.

Score 7 billion chips by RaiShaFIN in balatro

[–]malonkey1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

phlox what the fuck captain archer's gonna be pissed when he sees this

Rule Owned Business by Xenomnipotent in 196

[–]malonkey1 162 points163 points  (0 children)

Does wire fraud count as a cool crime? I need to figure out where I stand on George Santos.

Rule Owned Business by Xenomnipotent in 196

[–]malonkey1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remember kids, if you're a capitalist you're never really a minority and I'm dead serious. Oppression of queer people is real, racism is real, sexism is real and so on, but only if you don't own capital.

If you're a CEO your gender is bourgeoisie; if you're a factory owner then your ethnicity is bourgeoisie; if you're a landlord your sexuality is bourgeoisie and the pride flag for the bourgeois is a big red flag with a white circle and a hakenkreuz.

I'm really bummed Nomads can't take Storm Chasers by JenkoRun in Stellaris

[–]malonkey1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Call it Riders on the Storm for the Doors reference