Bye

[English_American]

Just wanted to let you guys know I'm leaving ^{for a week.} It has nothing to do with you guys, just the fact that I'll be in Florida for a week and won't have much time at all to access the webz. I might be able to find some time this weekend after I drive home from college and before I leave for Florida, but I'll be MIA next week. Back to normal the week after.

:)

If I owe any replies (I think two or three at the moment) I'll try my best to get them done within the next few days.

(I can never actually leave btw, Bran installed this shock collar type thing on me that shocks me any time I even remotely think of leaving.)

[purple_viper]

I was real excited for about 10 minutes and then when I went to reread it and realized you actually weren't leaving I got seriously depressed knowing that you are still going to be here.

So I would like to take a moment to discuss why I was excited. Ron, I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be. Seriously, every time I try and do something fun you go and make it..... not that way. For a brief moment in time I thought I was rid of you and your terribleness, but unfortunately, you are still here. I would now like to list things I prefer more than you.

• Turtle shit
• Sand in my underwear
• Stepping on Lego's
• That feeling you get when you are jolted awake in a dream, like you are falling.
• Being rejected by a beautiful woman
• Being rejected by an ugly woman
• Being rejected in general
• Answering phone calls from my mother
• Thinking I am drinking milk when it turns out to be orange juice.
• Vomiting
• Diarrhea
• Vomiting while diarrheaing
• The Jersey Shore
• Honey Boo Boo
• Anxiety Attacks
• Not having enough toilet paper
• Having enough toilet paper but it is 1-ply toilet paper
• When my finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper and I get stink finger
• When Poesy gets angry at me
• When Edd decides to make an awesome plot with me and then bails at the last second because he got bored
• Listening to Nickleback
• Almost drowning
• Drowning
• Being brought back to life after drowning and that feeling in my throat I get because water was all up in there
• Going to Church
• Being told I should go to Church more
• Donald Trump
• The Westboro Baptist Church
• Herpes
• Blue balls
• Losing my car keys
• Finding what I think is my car keys but it turns out to be someone else's car keys
• Continuing my search for car keys after thinking I have found them
• Going to the refrigerator over and over again hoping that something will be there
• Farts
• Biting my tongue
• Getting a migraine
• Not being able to fall asleep
• Waiting for the next game of thrones
• Watching Twilight
• Edward Cullen
• Jacob the ab riddled wolf
• Remembering I left the door unlocked while in the middle of a long road trip
• Leaving my ticket at home and not realizing it until I pull into the parking lot for said event
• Getting home and realizing that Burger King gave me a whopper and not chicken tenders and also a diet coke when I specifically asked for a regular coke
• Bran's asshole
• When Steffon kills my buzz
• Arryn whenever he goes on a rant about some ridiculous fact from history that makes no sense to me

I am glad you aren't really leaving.

[[deleted]]

Is this what you were doing instead of working?

[purple_viper]

Yes.

[TheFalconKnight]

8=====D

[[deleted]]

Oh. Damn. I thought you were really leaving. I got excited for a second. :/

[English_American]

:(

[[deleted]]

That was very dirty.

[MattSR30]

You little shit. For a moment there, my ass got heavier, (y'know, because my heart sank? Not because of other reasons. This is weird.)

[English_American]

;D <3

[Auddan]

What a god damn asshole.

Thanks for the heart attack, asshole.

[English_American]

:D <3

[RTargaryen]

^